Daniella Westbrook and her 'cage fighting' fiance

[Army of One]

Hahahahahahahaha  



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2705382/Danniella-Westbrook-looks-elegant-silk-blue-evening-gown-night-fianc-Tom-Richards.html

[Henda]

Ugly wench.
Every skinny nerd who has attended a few classes these days is "cage fighter" these days.

[Hulkotron]

Will be a force at Romanian Nationals

[Army of One]

Will be a force at Romanian Nationals

Needs to lose a limb or two to make weight for that

[HonestBob]

Hahahahahahahaha  



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2705382/Danniella-Westbrook-looks-elegant-silk-blue-evening-gown-night-fianc-Tom-Richards.html

I did a shoot with her in 1997.  I felt like a twat because I was dieting for a show and was tanned / ripped / wearing my posing trunks.  She was off her tits, took out her chicken fillet breast push up things, threw herself at me (I assume with hindsight coked off her tits) and I quite fancied her but panicked because I was a pussy / didn't want to miss a meal or tanning session, and bottled it.

She actually seemed like a nice girl.

[Army of One]

I did a shoot with her in 1997.  I felt like a twat because I was dieting for a show and was tanned / ripped / wearing my posing trunks.  She was off her tits, took out her chicken fillet breast push up things, threw herself at me (I assume with hindsight coked off her tits) and I quite fancied her but panicked because I was a pussy / didn't want to miss a meal or tanning session, and bottled it.

She actually seemed like a nice girl.

Maybe she dropped her septum down your thong?

[HonestBob]

Maybe she dropped her septum down your thong?

There was certainly room back then.

[SuperTed]

Love how every other guy now is a "cage fighter".

 

[denarii]

He looks more like a paper bag fighter

[WillGrant]

Where's Ricky Butcher then

[WillGrant]

Phil and Grant have hair 

[bigmc]

I did a shoot with her in 1997.  I felt like a twat because I was dieting for a show and was tanned / ripped / wearing my posing trunks.  She was off her tits, took out her chicken fillet breast push up things, threw herself at me (I assume with hindsight coked off her tits) and I quite fancied her but panicked because I was a pussy / didn't want to miss a meal or tanning session, and bottled it.

She actually seemed like a nice girl.

after our confrontational shaky beginnings

I have to say you are contributing some great stuff on here honest bob

cheers 

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

I started a new apprentice last year. He was a skinny boy around 18, covered in tattoos, ear rings, shaven head at sides etc.
He was maybe 5 feet 8 and 8 stones with his jeans hanging half way down his arse..

The day he started I took him round the offices and introduced him to the "ladies" in the admin office.

One of the older bigger ladies called Mary said "whit dae ye dae son? Are ye a celtic or rangers fan?

No, he said.  I don't follow football, I'm a cage     fighter.

The women all looked at each other.  Mary then says,  YOUR THAT WEE AND SKINNY YOU MUST FIGHT IN A FUCKIN HAMSTERS CAGE !!!
They all pissed themselves laughing at him and he never recovered. Left after a week.

[Darren Avey]

Everyone wants to be a cage fighter but no one wants to go through the pain. Its hard hard fuckign training that most of the twinks out there couldn't imagine.

[HonestBob]

after our confrontational shaky beginnings

I have to say you are contributing some great stuff on here honest bob

cheers 

Thank you.

Please don't try to groom me like you did Skorpio though.  I'm not holding anyone's penis for them.

[bigmc]

Thank you.

Please don't try to groom me like you did Skorpio though.  I'm not holding anyone's penis for them.

me and skorp know each other off the boards

their is no sword fencing 

[HonestBob]

me and skorp know each other off the boards

their is no sword fencing 

I read Junior's email to the male bodybuilder prostitute about Skorpio's behaviour.   

It was all there in B&W from unimpeachable sources.

I could feel Junior's trauma as he wrote about Skorpio taking Junior's penis and putting it in the hooker's mouth.

[Skorp1o]

I read Junior's email to the male bodybuilder prostitute about Skorpio's behaviour.  

It was all there in B&W from unimpeachable sources.

I could feel Junior's trauma as he wrote about Skorpio taking Junior's penis and putting it in the hooker's mouth.

He kept poking her in the eye,  it's only normal to land a helping hand....no homo.

[bigmc]

I read Junior's email to the male bodybuilder prostitute about Skorpio's behaviour.   

It was all there in B&W from unimpeachable sources.

I could feel Junior's trauma as he wrote about Skorpio taking Junior's penis and putting it in the hooker's mouth.

would you like to buy some shares in an nigerian oil company

its totally legit

[HonestBob]

He kept poking her in the eye,  it's only normal to land a helping hand....no homo.

Any man who has touched Junior's penis is a fucking legend in my eyes.

[bigmc]

Any man who has touched Junior's penis is a fucking legend in my eyes.

lots of legends round these parts 

[HonestBob]

lots of legends round these parts 

Junior should be savoured by all so that is good to hear.

I'd go as far as to say that he is a viral outbreak waiting to happen.

[bigmc]

Junior should be savoured by all so that is good to hear.

I'd go as far as to say that he is a viral outbreak waiting to happen.

he is like marmite

i like the guy we chat alot on the phone

i also like the fact that he went on a hooker rampage and filmed it for get big

who can forget the russian hooker shouting out anaboli halo as she munched on juniors cock

good stuff 

[Simple Simon]

he is like marmite

i like the guy we chat alot on the phone

i also like the fact that he went on a hooker rampage and filmed it for get big

who can forget the russian hooker shouting out anaboli halo as she munched on juniors cock

good stuff 

 

[bigmc]