Author Topic: I fucking hate shaving  (Read 5255 times)

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2014, 07:02:35 AM »
These 4 or 5 blade monstrosities leave my skin feeling like I just took a nuclear weapon to the face (note: being a getbigger, I survive the attack and continue contest-prepping) and they cost an arm and a leg. And newer models vibrate and have "pivot balls" and lubricating strips and whathaveyou. FUCK THAT SHIT.

Do this:

Invest in a good quality straight razor and a good brush, and take your time when shaving. Your face will thank you.




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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2014, 07:10:57 AM »
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.
Yes i get it, you are not into personal hygiene stuff.

And then you are gonna say ho all women are cheap whores, because you can't get even one of them.

Do you at least shave your pussy?

HAHA

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2014, 06:47:49 PM »

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2014, 01:29:54 AM »

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2014, 04:57:48 AM »
fucking SHE-MAN  ???

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2014, 05:33:32 PM »