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Oh no, I got crabs!!
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:40:42 PM »
Got some live blue crabs....Old Bay, a Corona, distilled white vinegar & 20 minutes!  Nothing like an all protein dinner (no sides needed) & then leftovers in the am.  I am from Maryland.....imagine that.   

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2014, 05:46:38 PM »
I had lotion and tissues ready...so disappointed!  :'(
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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2014, 05:47:38 PM »
i'd rather see you going down on a clam

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2014, 05:56:57 PM »
Good one.  :D

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2014, 06:00:10 PM »
jameis winston approval pending.

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2014, 06:05:15 PM »
I had lotion and tissues ready...so disappointed!  :'(

Joke is on him her......I went hard and rubbed one out just thinking about her pee slit.   ;D

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2014, 06:11:43 PM »
Joke is on him her......I went hard and rubbed one out just thinking about her pee slit.   ;D

Hooray for you!  :)

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2014, 07:20:35 PM »
Hooray for you!  :)

Okay Lucid Delusion..... ::)

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2014, 07:24:56 PM »
Okay Lucid Delusion..... ::)

Haha, remember when she was pimping her Manlet boyfriends shitty band, saying Metallica had signed them, their MySpace page doesn't even exist anymore  :D that thread was funny as fuck

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2014, 07:40:32 PM »
 ;D

Got a post from Lars/Metallica.  He wants the band to join in an International Music Competition.  Only 200 bands worldwide have been chosen & hello, Lucid Delusion is one of them.  We will be going to Europe in a few months.  And?  

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This is Bedlam here all you toss-pot wannabes, I wish I could have 5 minutes alone with any one of you livin' at home  momma boys. Jade is the real deal and I'm fortunate enough to have her in my life, I got the real thing and all you heathens do is wack off to her pics! When is the last time any of you f**ked anything but your hand. You all think you're something, truth be told, you wouldn't know a woman if she slapped her t**s in your face. Capt E you ARE A DOUCHEBAG!! If you had any idea what it's like to be in a band you'd shut your piehole. Yngwie/Rhoads, you're our buddy, we really like you. The rest of you I don't know how you can type with one hand, considering the other is jerking yourself off to my girlfriends pics. You plainly suck, and always will. FU!!!!

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2014, 08:20:39 PM »
Even though I live at the shore I rarely eat crab unless it's out of a can or in a crab cake. Besides the legs is their meat under the main shell?

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2014, 08:44:05 PM »
Show us the hole of your butt or GTFO

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2014, 08:45:05 PM »
Haha, remember when she was pimping her Manlet boyfriends shitty band, saying Metallica had signed them, their MySpace page doesn't even exist anymore  :D that thread was funny as fuck

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=319117.0


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i'm not gonna say that jade and her BF (and his band) are white trash but they supposedly make a NASCAR pit crew look like MENSA members

It was a beautiful thread  with JNN and ManBearPig making guest appearances.....

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2014, 09:06:14 PM »

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 10:39:27 AM »
Haha, remember when she was pimping her Manlet boyfriends shitty band, saying Metallica had signed them, their MySpace page doesn't even exist anymore  :D that thread was funny as fuck

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=319117.0


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Oh well, that was 4+ years ago.  I made a big mistake, lost some $$ & then finally told the loser to get the f**k out.  Hey, everybody makes mistakes....it's called life.  A few years ago, he got ran over by a car in Daytona, "karma" and he will probably collect a chunk of money for it.  Lucky him.  ::)  On the positive side, today I am really happy & enjoying life.  The past is the past & I can't change it.   

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2014, 10:51:41 AM »
Got some live blue crabs....Old Bay, a Corona, distilled white vinegar & 20 minutes!  Nothing like an all protein dinner (no sides needed) & then leftovers in the am.  I am from Maryland.....imagine that.   

Save those shells in the freezer for making fish stock.
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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2014, 12:00:29 PM »
Save those shells in the freezer for making fish stock.

Yes maam, we always do!   ;)

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2014, 02:13:42 PM »
Oh well, that was 4+ years ago.  I made a big mistake, lost some $$ & then finally told the loser to get the f**k out.  Hey, everybody makes mistakes....it's called life.  A few years ago, he got ran over by a car in Daytona, "karma" and he will probably collect a chunk of money for it.  Lucky him.  ::)  On the positive side, today I am really happy & enjoying life.  The past is the past & I can't change it.   

You had to 'learn' that that dwarfish looking thing were a deadbeat loser? I mean, one look at that picture and not even a clue?
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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2014, 02:39:51 PM »
Lucid Delusion was the perfect name for that band.

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2014, 02:50:14 PM »
Sorry Ab-less Snoman, that isn't them.
 

Ya I know...Do you have any clips of the real Lucid Delusion?

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2014, 04:00:47 PM »
You had to 'learn' that that dwarfish looking thing were a deadbeat loser? I mean, one look at that picture and not even a clue?

Kind of a long story blah, blah, blah.  Who cares....just a big old regret with a piece of shit loser.

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Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2014, 04:02:39 PM »
Ya I know...Do you have any clips of the real Lucid Delusion?

They are probably somewhere on youtube or the reverb site.  If I ever get bored & find one, I will let ya know.