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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2014, 04:18:16 AM »
i have met her before she squats 780 for 3 on max effort days
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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2014, 06:31:20 AM »
Meanwhile some Chick (with dick  ???) in brazil





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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2014, 06:51:17 AM »
A) Squatting on a Smith machine is BEYOND estrogen-soaked. Plus, doing so with any real poundage usually results in injury, anyway. It's unnatural.

B) That broad with the "495" isn't squatting anywhere NEAR 495. Simply a fake. There's no argument to the contrary.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2014, 07:42:59 AM »
Nothing wrong with using a Smith Machine for squats. Especially if the machine is angled at about 10 to 15 degrees. The movement will be the same as squatting with free weights. Plus it is safer on the machine.

smith machine squats are fine.  are they as good as free weight squats?  NO.  will you still get 90% of the benefits from doing them in a smith machine?  yes.

and they're NOT safer.  in fact, because of the fixed range of motion, the lifter can use his joints as leverage against the fixed position and do MORE damage than if he had to lift the weight through his own range of motion.

the myth that machines are "safer" than free weights is just a lie told to the masses in order to sell useless fitness gadgets to fat soccer moms......and they make millions.  and people still perpetuate these myths because its been drilled into their head by infomercials for decades.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2014, 08:34:25 AM »
Maybe she has super human strength


Or the the plates are not made of steel...

She probably claims her boobs are real too.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2014, 10:10:37 AM »
She probably claims her boobs are real too.

I'd still let her pee in my mouth.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2014, 10:29:41 AM »
I'd still let her pee in my mouth.

I'd let you pee in my mouth after she pee'd in your mouth, just so I could get a hint of it.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2014, 11:06:57 AM »
Squats on the angled Smith Machine are effective. Just apply the style Tom Platz suggests and go up and down like a piston.

Too many pseudo experts around here.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2014, 12:25:00 PM »
Squats on the angled Smith Machine are effective. Just apply the style Tom Platz suggests and go up and down like a piston.

Too many pseudo experts around here.


Are you trolling, or really that stupid?
YOU are the pseudo expert, please be quiet.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2014, 01:33:38 PM »
Nothing wrong unless you're a soccer mom.

Tell that to Dorian Yates.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2014, 01:41:28 PM »
Tell that to Dorian Yates.

Coachs egos out of control, he thinks he has to be killing himself with huge poundages.
Daft twat is a rep away from a debilitating injury.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2014, 01:47:45 PM »
Coachs egos out of control, he thinks he has to be killing himself with huge poundages.
Daft twat is a rep away from a debilitating injury.

Simon needs to get a little ego, he thinks he has to be lifting light weights and rubber bands, daft twat is a rep away from injury due to weak muscles.

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Re: When squatting in the smith machine isn't pussy enough...
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2014, 01:53:35 PM »
Simon needs to get a little ego, he thinks he has to be lifting light weights and rubber bands, daft twat is a rep away from injury due to weak muscles.
Are you still here?
Fuck of you bullshitting bag of wank.