The Official Lobstah Q&A thread

[Lobstah]

ALL bodybuilders are self centred egotists.

Dont take it personal.

I can't take it as a group.

[Kwon_2]

[BigRo]

Seriously. These people don't think.

I am just "these people" now am I? you haven't been very friendly with me lately!

[Lobstah]

Whelp, I officially do not know what the fuck is going on in this thread. It took 19 pages though, so I'd say that's a pretty successful run.

[Leatherneck]

Have you ever given online dating a spin? I'd imagine it lends itself better to avoiding friend zone stuff.

[Simple Simon]

I am just "these people" now am I? you haven't been very friendly with me lately!

You need to feed her ego a bit more, she responds much better to smoke up her arse than blown in her face.

[BigRo]

I,m all for up the arse but she stated she doesnt do that 

[Wolfox]

Do you realize how crazy I would have to be to randomly meet up with an internet stranger? Especially one from HERE, the land of Shizzo, Junior, and the fucking "trainer"?
I mean just stop and think about that from my perspective.

i feel the same way...i would never meet up with certain characters here. But in not one of those creeps. Check my record, Ive always been against people here posting personal info and stuff about families.

Anyways, true story... Today i was in Manhattan island and i seen this chick who facially looked remarkably similar to you. I honestly was about to ask her if she was related to Lobstah but after second thought i stopped and realized how idiotic i would look when saying someone's name is Lobstah IRL, lol. Do you have a younger sister? This was on the A train btw.

[Wolfox]

you're also a 6 foot 250 pound male, bodybuilder.

she's a girl, and not a very big one

Im 200lbs of skinny fat lol. Nothing to fear.

[ChopperRider]

Do you realize how crazy I would have to be to randomly meet up with an internet stranger? Especially one from HERE, the land of Shizzo, Junior, and the fucking "trainer"?
I mean just stop and think about that from my perspective.

For a small fee I can act as a chaperone.

 

[chaos]

Im 200lbs of skinny fat lol. Nothing to fear.

QFT

[Wolfox]

QFT

Id take you down and heel cankle hook you with sweet love.

[chaos]

Id take you down and heel cankle hook you with sweet love.

Lo fucking L

[ChopperRider]

Id take you down and heel cankle hook you with sweet love.

Gentlemen.....this thread is about Lobsther trying too hard to fit in.

These shenanigans will not be tolerated.

Save that for the next pathetic Shitso thread.

[Lobstah]

Gentlemen.....this thread is about Lobsther trying too hard to fit in.

These shenanigans will not be tolerated.

Save that for the next pathetic Shitso thread.

No, by all means, bring on the bromance. I expect cell phone vids of the makeup sex by morning.

[EastCoastChick]

No, by all means, bring on the bromance. I expect cell phone vids of the makeup sex by morning.

Be sure to fwd to me. 

[ChopperRider]

No, by all means, bring on the bromance. I expect cell phone vids of the makeup sex by morning.

Agreed.....lube up the cankled one and start the camera rolling!!!!!!!

[Wolfox]

Honestly who on this thread feels like they have a shot of hooking up with Lobstah in the real world?

Im not trying to "hookup" with anyone on getbig im just wondering if shes near by and maybe if our schedules permit we could meet up and "grab a burger"

[nzmusclemonster]

So no one has tasted her poo covered corn yet?

[Lobstah]

For a small fee I can act as a chaperone.

 

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

[bigmc]

Im not trying to "hookup" with anyone on getbig im just wondering if shes near by and maybe if our schedules permit we could meet up and "grab a burger"

maybe you should meet in a gym and train

lots of people round safer environment

you could be a serial killer for all she knows

there is no way to trace you on here no face pic or name

but in her gym she will know people that will have her back

[ChopperRider]

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

 

[Kwon_2]

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

Good one Lobs!

Not something Shaneequa, B'onca, Osheena, Yessenneh or Latonya would have been able to concoct!

Way with words, wit and grammar! I am impressed and astounded!

[anabolichalo]

[ChopperRider]

Good one Lobs!

Not something Shaneequa, B'onca, Osheena, Yessenneh or Latonya would have been able to concoct!

Way with words, wit and grammar! I am impressed and astounded!

Officer: Hmmm, ChopperRider, third time his name has come up this week.

Lobstah: Oh FML....