The Official Lobstah Q&A thread

[Kwon_2]

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

Good one Lobs!

Not something Shaneequa, B'onca, Osheena, Yessenneh or Latonya would have been able to concoct!

Way with words, wit and grammar! I am impressed and astounded!

[anabolichalo]

[ChopperRider]

Good one Lobs!

Not something Shaneequa, B'onca, Osheena, Yessenneh or Latonya would have been able to concoct!

Way with words, wit and grammar! I am impressed and astounded!

Officer: Hmmm, ChopperRider, third time his name has come up this week.

Lobstah: Oh FML....

[MAXX]

bet she can't wait to meet you halo

[anabolichalo]

bet she can't wait to meet you halo

i have no immediate plans to meet her

 


i am working on getting back together with the girl i dated in january, the sweet 18 who loves to study the veins on my arms

[MAXX]

i have no immediate plans to meet her

 


i am working on getting back together with the girl i dated in january, the sweet 18 who loves to study the veins on my arms

hows it going then? buy her some gifts they love that

[anabolichalo]

hows it going then? buy her some gifts they love that

i sent her an email but she didnt reply

i actually considered sending her a piece of jewelry or something

talk is cheap but money buys whiskey girls right

[bigmc]

i sent her an email but she didnt reply

i actually considered sending her a piece of jewelry or something

talk is cheap but money buys whiskey girls right

did you attach a most muscular pic

to remind her of your conditioning and multiple veins

[anabolichalo]

did you attach a most muscular pic

to remind her of your conditioning and multiple veins

i actually did attach a picture 

asked her if she was still working out and said i am still working out, see pictor

[anabolichalo]

what should i buy her?

what does an 18 year old hebrew babe love?

jewelry?

perfume?

portable telephone?


 

[_aj_]

what should i buy her?

what does an 18 year old hebrew babe love?

jewelry?

perfume?

portable telephone?


 

A rent-free apartment and a credit card with no limits and you'll pay the bill.

[anabolichalo]

A rent-free apartment and a credit card with no limits and you'll pay the bill.

nevermind


i keep going to prostitute instead

[a_pupil]

nevermind


i keep going to prostitute instead

lol.

You are the poster getbig doesn't deserve

[ENZO]

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

Lmao funniest post I read in a while

[TrueGrit]

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

This is quality. Can't believe you keep getting dumped when you're capable of being this funny. Do you eat a lot of garlic and onion?

[Lobstah]

This is quality. Can't believe you keep getting dumped when you're capable of being this funny. Do you eat a lot of garlic and onion?

Nah just chicken and dicks. I'm on that high protein diet.




Ew, just kidding [indigestion].

[anabolichalo]

 

[Wolfox]

I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."

Translation: I'm in offseason condition with massive bloat.

 

[Wolfox]

Officer: so can you describe the appearance of this bodybuilder named wolfox
Lobstah: 200lbs skinny fat
Officer: wait...this wolfox guy posts on a bodybuilding forum?
Lobstah: yes sir.
Officer: but he sounds like he doesn't even lift.
Lobstah: I know  
Officer: wadda mess

[Lobstah]

Translation: I'm in offseason condition with massive bloat.

 

I posted a current pic like a week ago. Fuck your "massive bloat," turrrrrrrrd.
***edit**
Not even close to stage ready, but HARDLY "massively bloated"

[Kwon_2]

Anyone up for Burgers???

[Wolfox]

I posted a current pic like a week ago. Fuck your "massive bloat," turrrrrrrrd.

All MySpace angles, biatch!!!

[Wolfox]

Anyone up for Burgers???

"grab a burger" = the new docking

[Kwon_2]

Oops i retract then!

[anabolichalo]