Author Topic: I'm done banging fat chicks  (Read 6466 times)

kreator

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6377
  • Getbig!
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2014, 11:45:53 AM »
I'd rather go home and jerk then lay up with a slob. Bout time you came to your senses.

I'd rather watch you jerk off than nail a fatty

noc

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1429
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2014, 11:48:20 AM »
We're not talking about an actual Pornhub defind BBW here are we?

Average looking girl with a bit of chub on, easy work on POF/Tinder.

thegamechanger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4669
  • King of Cybex Glute Machine
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2014, 11:48:40 AM »
good decision.

me i dont fuck any girl over 150 pounds.

MikMaq

  • Guest
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2014, 01:14:23 PM »
IMO, banging a fat broad shouldn't even count as getting laid.



X2 it really doesnt did it once.

Never regretted something so much in my life.

Honestly such a shit experience Ive given up on getting laid.

Depressing but what else can I do.

Ive developed a rather strong hatred towards women as of late.

The sex isnt worth the effort, unless their hot.

and trying to talk to a bitch is fucking painful

Ron Jeremy

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 265
  • Getbig!
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2014, 01:20:05 PM »
Sometimes you have to give back to the community. I feel one should get a tax break for mounting big 'uns.

thegamechanger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4669
  • King of Cybex Glute Machine
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2014, 01:21:45 PM »
girl fucking old fart or guy fucking fat girl? which one is the biggest humilitation?

The Abdominal Snoman

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23503
  • DON'T BE A TRAITOR TO YOUR TRIBE
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2014, 01:35:30 PM »
They've always been the true failsafe on a night gone wrong.  But last night I met this fatty after the club was slow and brought her back to my place.  Cute girl but definitely on the heft side.  After she sucks me for a bit she lays back and I proceed to mount her.  I grab her hips and it felt like two bags filled with vaseline.  Still feeling the tren effects I am just pounding for too long.  The joy wasn't there.  I felt disgusted with myself for spending countless hours in the gym and dieting to make my physique into something to be proud of to be fucking a beached whale.  I made her jerk me off to cum while I kept my eyes closed thinking of a thinner thick.  I sent her home and just showered for 30 minutes in utter disgust.  From now on it's only thin girls and if I fail that night I'm settling with my hand or a hooker.  No more fatties.  Black guys rejoice, more fatties in the pool for you now.

The problem is you brought her back to your place. Tainting your place. If you banged her at her place or in the car at the club, you could just leave and forget about it. Now you have to worry about her showing up out of the blue. Stick to banging fat chicks once and awhile but never bring them back to your place. And whenever possible, a fake name is never a bad idea.

thegamechanger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4669
  • King of Cybex Glute Machine
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2014, 01:38:28 PM »
i dont think its so much the worry that she will show up, although it is possible
its more like he feels violated, like he had a burglar at his house
yes you can clean yourself, sit in the shower for hours on end but then what
how do you get the house clean? are you going to burn the sheets?

it is quite possible that a lot of people are moving house for the sole reason to escape the memories of fucking fatties and starting fresh.

The Abdominal Snoman

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23503
  • DON'T BE A TRAITOR TO YOUR TRIBE
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2014, 02:07:41 PM »
i dont think its so much the worry that she will show up, although it is possible
its more like he feels violated, like he had a burglar at his house
yes you can clean yourself, sit in the shower for hours on end but then what
how do you get the house clean? are you going to burn the sheets?

it is quite possible that a lot of people are moving house for the sole reason to escape the memories of fucking fatties and starting fresh.

lolz

da_vinci

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5289
  • Cry me a river
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2014, 02:31:26 PM »
Could not get a hard on a fattie. Actually a butter face would ruin everything too... I'm pretty picky I guess..

jr

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4142
  • No homo of peace
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2014, 02:32:53 PM »
If nobody fucked fat chicks, then maybe they would be more motivated to lose weight. But since even fat chicks can get sex easily due to horny desperate guys rewarding their fatness, they won't bother. Men are perpetuating a positive feedback loop of fat chickedness that knows no bounds.

Sophus

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1114
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2014, 03:11:23 PM »
good decision.

me i dont fuck any girl over 150 pounds.

people like kwon do not fuck anything under 300 pounds I guess

denarii

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4240
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »
Why didnt OP think of another chick when pounding her in the first place

thebrink

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4239
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2014, 03:25:02 PM »
If nobody fucked fat chicks, then maybe they would be more motivated to lose weight. But since even fat chicks can get sex easily due to horny desperate guys rewarding their fatness, they won't bother. Men are perpetuating a positive feedback loop of fat chickedness that knows no bounds.

How many times must you say fat in 2 sentences its redundant and making me sick lol

_aj_

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17631
  • The Return of the OG
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2014, 03:28:52 PM »
Could not get a hard on a fattie. Actually a butter face would ruin everything too... I'm pretty picky I guess..

X2. No amount of stimulation is gonna get my boy going if I am looking at a bag of fucking apple sauce. Fuck that, I would rather pound that myself.

The Grim Lifter

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3810
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2014, 03:45:35 PM »
I'd rather fuck a manly female bodybuilder because the body would be tight. Nothing turns you off like loose skin.

Palpatine Q

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24132
  • Disdain/repugnance....Version 3: glare variation B
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2014, 03:57:14 PM »
i dont think its so much the worry that she will show up, although it is possible
its more like he feels violated, like he had a burglar at his house
yes you can clean yourself, sit in the shower for hours on end but then what
how do you get the house clean? are you going to burn the sheets?

it is quite possible that a lot of people are moving house for the sole reason to escape the memories of fucking fatties and starting fresh.

You guys think I'm kidding when I say I don't talk directly to fat people, or let them in my house.

Fat people technically arent even humans, they are like  large Mexicans.  You should be able to punch them in the face and say  "Hahahahahaaaaa..that's because you're FAT!"  and not get in trouble

Bgpapi23

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 266
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2014, 04:09:31 PM »
Op I call bullshit on your whole story...first of all you never bring  a chick back to your  place that you're TOTALLY disgusted by that's what cars and dark alleys are for .. Secondly if she's sucking you off then why not allow her to finish you off and  bypassing the whole penis-vagina insertion act so you wouldn't have to lay paws on her.. Just have her switch straight over to using her hand? Remember you're doing charity work by just allowing her in your presence Stud  ::)

the trainer

  • Guest
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2014, 04:30:55 PM »
dont give up that easily.  You just need moderation.  having sex at your house is totally a bad idea.  But a quick maintenance hummer on the way to your "real" date, 2-3 times a week isn't a bad idea at all.   Find you a fatty on the way downtown.  Set up a few nights a week where you arrive, do a shot with her, have 8.5 minutes of fun, and hit the road on the way to your actual destination for the evening.  She'll get off on the "super bot bodybuilder guy quickie" and you'll have the steam out of your sails so you're not wound up.

I would feel better picking up a decent looking street hooker on my way to the date than a fat blob.


MP

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2829
  • Heavy metal. The only way.
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2014, 04:42:11 PM »
Proud to say I've never gone hogging. Ever.

gracie bjj

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7101
  • Getbig!
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2014, 04:47:28 PM »
i banged this broad back in 89 that was so fat i couldnt even find her pussy,seriously. i was drunk n doing blow that night n said fuck it,i had my cock in a fatty spot in her upper leg area n just busted a nut that i ran outta the fuckin house so pissed off that i forgot my shoes n jacket,i felt like shit for afew weeks after that
R

Bgpapi23

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 266
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2014, 04:49:27 PM »
Op is either into fatties and ashamed to admit he's a chubby chaser  or he made the entire story up and spent last night at home jacking himself to bbw  porn on the internet which would still make him a closeted chubby chaser  ???

HavoX

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1664
  • Shamed by thunderdome
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2014, 05:15:50 PM »
Chunkers gobble dong like there is antidote in them...

Please update this thread when you hit the chunks again

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31826
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2014, 06:18:57 PM »
Chunkers gobble dong like there is antidote in them...

Please update this thread when you hit the chunks again

So do fit and horny chicks.  Listen guys.  I'll admit I've banged lots and lots of fatties but I'm done with them.  I'm just disgusted by their laziness.  I still like thick thighs though.  That won't change.  Just no fat.

Sophus

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1114
Re: I'm done banging fat chicks
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2014, 07:28:39 PM »
I would feel better picking up a decent looking street hooker on my way to the date than a fat blob.



Is this your car?

How long was her penis?