Author Topic: Dumb state laws still in effect. (Read 10053 times)

King Shizzo · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2014, 05:13:14 PM »

Quote from: Juicy Junior on August 20, 2014, 04:53:28 PM

Just be yourself, this retarded act is not going to get you the mod position in Zoo.
If Ron loves you its because of who you are not some idiotic persona you are now trying to create. He's too smart for that.
Relax chief have fun and enjoy yourself. When you are ready to apologize I might accept it......for the billionth time

Stop posting about posting.

Lustral · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2014, 05:33:32 PM »

Quote from: Juicy Junior on August 20, 2014, 04:22:10 PM

The dildo is not a problem for me but the online gambling is
All gambling and porn sites blocked in Dubai...even Getbig is banned....lol and they ban most the proxy servers quite quickly
So I have to use my office VPN which ends up being slow as fuck.
Worst broadband speeds ever in Dubai.
I mean fucking everything else is world class and the best but they can't seem to get the fucking broadband right

My isp bans kickass torrents so I use tor. Feels great downloading movies on a service intended to help oppressed people.

gym**rat · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2014, 05:43:08 PM »

Stupid Indiana liquor laws!
* A liquor store cannot sell cold soft drinks. They can sell warm though. if you want cold they have coke machines outside.
* Grocery stores cannot sell cold beer. You can only buy cold beer at a liquor store or bar with carry out.
* Liquor stores cannot be open on a Sunday. Grocery stores cannot sell any type of liquor on Sunday. BUT you can go to a bar or restaurant and drink all day and night long. But you cannot buy carry out from them.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2014, 02:51:57 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/colorado

Colorado

* One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

* Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

* Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2014, 02:54:34 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/connecticut

Connecticut

* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

* Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

* It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

* In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #30 on:** August 21, 2014, 03:01:09 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/delaware

Delaware

* “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.

* It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

It appears that Delaware is light on stupid state laws. However, I will point out a couple of stupid city laws within Delaware.

Rehoboth Beach

* Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

South Bethany

* All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #31 on:** August 21, 2014, 03:08:29 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia

Georgia

* You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state

* The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

* It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

* Signs are required to be written in English. (Not a dumb rule at all)

* Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2014, 01:55:01 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/hawaii

Hawaii

* You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time.

* All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

* Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

* In Hawaii you will be fined for riding in the back of a passenger car without a seatbelt, however you can ride in the bed of a pickup truck with no safety equipment.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2014, 02:00:42 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/idaho

Idaho

* Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

* You may not fish on a camel’s back.

* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Idaho state laws are a little light, so I will add a couple of silly city laws within the state.

Coeur d Alene

* If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

Pocatello

* A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2014, 02:05:54 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois

Illinois

* It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois

* You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

* It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

* Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so.

* Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween and Easter or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances. (not a dumb law)

THE ARS · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2014, 05:25:53 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on August 22, 2014, 02:05:54 PM

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois

Illinois

* It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois

* You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

* It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

* Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so.

* Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween and Easter or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances. (not a dumb law)

These laws are not dumb.

You, however, are dumb. As a rock.

Let me help you here:

1 -You can't fuck dead people. No explanation needed.

2- Homeless people fucking suck. But I understand your empathy, you will be there soon.

3- You need to be able to see out of your fucking car in order to drive safely. If I were a cop I would pull every single guy over for bumper stickers in the window, shit hanging from the mirror and tint. If you have a phone in your hand be prepared for some Police brutality.

4- They can TASTE WINE, you being a Walmart employee would not understand the intricacies of wine and food pairings but it is important to have the menu and wine list work together. Not sure why you would care about this when you are too broke to afford a meal and too ugly to get a date.

5- Wow. Diddlers can't dress up like people children want to follow home. This is straining credibility.

I won't say it.

But.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2014, 09:26:42 PM »

Quote from: THE ARS on August 22, 2014, 05:25:53 PM

These laws are not dumb.

You, however, are dumb. As a rock.

Let me help you here:

1 -You can't fuck dead people. No explanation needed.

2- Homeless people fucking suck. But I understand your empathy, you will be there soon.

3- You need to be able to see out of your fucking car in order to drive safely. If I were a cop I would pull every single guy over for bumper stickers in the window, shit hanging from the mirror and tint. If you have a phone in your hand be prepared for some Police brutality.

4- They can TASTE WINE, you being a Walmart employee would not understand the intricacies of wine and food pairings but it is important to have the menu and wine list work together. Not sure why you would care about this when you are too broke to afford a meal and too ugly to get a date.

5- Wow. Diddlers can't dress up like people children want to follow home. This is straining credibility.

I won't say it.

But.

Lol.

THE ARS · « **Reply #37 on:** August 22, 2014, 10:03:34 PM »

King Shizzo · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2014, 11:21:56 AM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/indiana

Indiana

* It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

* If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.

* Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

* “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.

* One may not sniff glue.

gym**rat · « **Reply #39 on:** August 23, 2014, 11:51:47 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on August 23, 2014, 11:21:56 AM

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/indiana

Indiana

* It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

* If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.

* Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

* “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.

* One may not sniff glue.

Holy shit! I broke every one of those laws by noon today. I guess I better turn myself in.

Novena · « **Reply #40 on:** August 23, 2014, 02:54:39 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on August 21, 2014, 02:54:34 PM

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/connecticut

Connecticut

* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

http://vimeo.com/50872582

This is not on youtube.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2014, 03:51:24 AM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/iowa

Iowa

* It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

* A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (Sorry Ro)

* One-armed piano players must perform for free.

* Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

* Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2014, 03:59:10 AM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/kansas

Kansas

* If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

* Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

* Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

* No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

* The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #43 on:** August 25, 2014, 03:32:17 AM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/kentucky

Kentucky

* One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

* It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

Here are some dumb city Laws:

Fort Thomas

* Dogs may not molest cars.

Owensboro

* One may not receive anal sex.

* A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #44 on:** August 26, 2014, 03:14:16 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/louisiana

Louisiana

* “Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.

* It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

* Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

* Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

* Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

* One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #45 on:** August 27, 2014, 02:58:03 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maine

Maine

* Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

* You may not step out of a plane in flight.

* After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

Some city laws:

Augusta

* To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

Biddeford

* No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:40:26 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maryland

Maryland

* Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

* Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

I am surprised by the lack of stupid laws for certain states. Maybe the others should take note? Here are a few city laws:

Baltimore

* It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. (Sorry Getbig)

* It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Rockville

* Persons may not swear while on the highway.

* Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #47 on:** August 29, 2014, 12:51:35 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/massachusetts

Massachusetts

* It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

* Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

* At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

* Quakers and witches are banned.

* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

* A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #48 on:** August 31, 2014, 05:12:00 PM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/michigan

Michigan

* No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

* A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

* It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

* Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #49 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:45:56 AM »

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota

Minnesota

* The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.

* It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.

* It is illegal to sleep naked.

* All bathtubs must have feet.

* All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.