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muscleman-2013

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I don't want none of that "no contact" pussy shit, but something that takes skill, lithe moves, athleticism, and deadly force.

Please advise...
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2014, 09:37:33 PM »
I don't want none of that "no contact" pussy shit, but something that takes skill, lithe moves, athleticism, and deadly force.

Please advise...

Kill yourself.

Gimmick.

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2014, 09:40:35 PM »
Maybe try gay porn if you don't like that pussy shit.
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2014, 09:43:36 PM »
Kill yourself.

Gimmick.

Spoken like a true loser.
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2014, 09:45:19 PM »
Maybe try gay porn if you don't like that pussy shit.

Solid advice.
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2014, 09:48:50 PM »
I don't want none of that "no contact" pussy shit, but something that takes skill, lithe moves, athleticism, and deadly force.

Please advise...

go take a shower you smelly fat fuck


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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2014, 09:53:49 PM »
Seems I asked on the wrong forum.

Here boys, something you can relate too...

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2014, 10:00:20 PM »
Spoken like a true loser.

Die in a fire, you bag of dicks.

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2014, 10:10:45 PM »
Maul might just be your man.


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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2014, 10:22:12 PM »
Die in a fire, you bag of dicks.

LOL STFU you fat old pasty piece of white trash.
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2014, 10:26:09 PM »
Maul might just be your man.

Interesting.
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2014, 10:29:47 PM »
LOL STFU you fat old pasty piece of white trash.

You're the kind of guy that would felch Alex23's jism out of Josh Rehaluk's dimply, loose, torn up, fat ass.

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2014, 10:30:13 PM »
Muay Thai

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2014, 10:36:17 PM »
Muay Thai

I hear that is VERY BRUTAL, but I think it is too "kickboxer-ish."    I want something with a lot of hand work as well, like throwing, chocking, punching etc.
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2014, 11:27:29 PM »
kenpo is pretty good
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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2014, 11:37:42 PM »
Krav maga

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2014, 11:43:17 PM »
Muay Thai or Kickboxing, maybe just boxe... Can't go wrong...

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2014, 11:54:44 PM »
Find a good daido juku school.

Kyokushin offshoot with lots of grappling thrown in.

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2014, 12:32:21 AM »
I find 'snub nosed 38' or 'Smith and Wesson' particularly effective

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2014, 12:37:20 AM »
Just learn how to box - It's the only thing you need in da skreetz

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2014, 01:30:38 AM »
Qi Gong, master the life force and you can do amazing things martially without touching people.

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2014, 01:32:01 AM »
Qi Gong, master the life force and you can do amazing things martially without touching people.

What's up, Big Ro. What are you future plans? You competing again, bro?

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2014, 02:12:03 AM »
found this old film..  

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Re: I wanna learn a manly martial art - but not MMA -- advice please
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2014, 04:01:33 AM »
found this old film..  

The first comment is pretty much spot on...