PMSL.....I misread. 
I thought you wrote "private investigator" not "private investor"......lmao...sorry I am out of it.
This is how much u got me paranoid 
If my dad was a PI I would have serious questions to ask. Like how he believed half the shit I told him for one.
I'll give him one thing, he would have made a good poker player. 2 weeks after we got internet in our house when I was 15 he sat down when I was having cereal in front of computer and said "I know what you've been looking up". Total horseshit, I cleaned history like a pro, but he knew I couldn't call his bluff cos I was burning calories jerking off to ampland (remember that?) about 4 times a day. Of course I was back jerking off 2 minutes later but that's besides the point.