Ryan "Bench Monster" Kennelly is BACK!

[anabolichalo]

i'm not kidding either

[BayGBM]

What an idiot - he swore to live a normal life when out of prison... unbelievable junky.

All he talked about in jail was how steroids ruined him and got him into all this trouble. The second he is out...lol

x2 His "scared straight" moment didn't last long.  

Bay likely  

[stavios]

LOL, obviously it's a real story

you wouldn't believe of many fucking thing people can stick up their ass and leave it there FOR DAYS

[stavios]

lmao you are truly a top comedian

people stick really sharp shanks in their ass, why not a needle

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

LOL, obviously it's a real story

you wouldn't believe of many fucking thing people can stick up their ass and leave it there FOR DAYS

The guy making the claim tells alot of tall tales.

[BayGBM]

What I said back when the prison video was put up

You, sir, were correct.

[Shockwave]

back in the late 80,s early 90,s i was bringing in alot of gear into the prison,mostly orals but i did get amps every so often,it wasnt the amps that where hard to stick up my ass it was the needles, sticking a whole needle in your ass aint no joke and takes skill. i came back from a visit one time with 300 anadrol,100dbol,balloons with weed and balloons with herion and cocaine.all jammed in my ass at one time,man my ass hurt for a week after that

Dude.... Heroin\coke balloons can break... Holy shi dude, you would a got Bella high and fucking ODd like a motherfuker.

Would have been a helluva ride on the way out.

[Shockwave]

What I said back when the prison video was put up

same thing with rec usage.

"Man I was bad with meth, not come, I can blow some lines... Oh cant get coke? That's ok, meths not that much worse,... I'll just get a 20, it'll be OK..

Well, I get a deal if i spend 160 and get a teener.... And if I only gt a 20 I'd come down right away anyway, no biggie, I just won't buy anymore...".

 2 days later =."well, I haven't slept, I gotta work, can't miss a day, I'll just buy a few more bags to get through the week and I'll come down this weekend"

Just like that, off and running.

[gracie bjj]

Dude.... Heroin\coke balloons can break... Holy shi dude, you would a got Bella high and fucking ODd like a motherfuker.

Would have been a helluva ride on the way out.

maybe so but i never had one break on me,its more dangerous to swallow them like some inmates did,plus u have to wait acouple days to shit them out. i just stuffed them up my ass,no lie

[gracie bjj]

people stick really sharp shanks in their ass, why not a needle

sharp objects can cause ruptures and injury,balloons r alot safer,no sharp edges

[SuperTed]

I remember Ryan saying in his defence video that he suffers from sleep apnea and that he thinks his days are numbered due to his steroid abuse.

[anabolichalo]

How come top IFBB guys rarely get pinched? They must do a little dealing to supplement the income.

i really doubt that

they do mostly prostitution and striptease

[gracie bjj]

The guy making the claim tells alot of tall tales.

lol,if i say i worked out with mr world bill grant id be lying, if i say i sat at the VIP table with dana white and tito ortiz id be lying,if i say i trained at diamond gym in maplewood,nj home to more pro bodybuilders than any other gym around,id be lying,if i say i trained with mrs olympia carla dunlop back in 82 id be lying,man i guess my whole life has been one huge lie,OMG i cant believe it. lexxy baby get alife dude and realize just cause u might not have done anything exciting it doesnt mean no one has,lol
  
 

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

lol,if i say i worked out with mr world bill grant id be lying, if i say i sat at the VIP table with dana white and tito ortiz id be lying,if i say i trained at diamond gym in maplewood,nj home to more pro bodybuilders than any other gym around,id be lying,if i say i trained with mrs olympia carla dunlop back in 82 id be lying,man i guess my whole life has been one huge lie,OMG i cant believe it. lexxy baby get alife dude and realize just cause u might not have done anything exciting it doesnt mean no one has,lol
  
 

Sure you have.

[mryorkielover]

[The Grim Lifter]

What I said back when the prison video was put up

Great call 100%. I remember running into a guy at a party who had serious issues with alcohol. He had drunk so much his kidneys were very bad, so bad he couldn't really sit down to watch the game we were all watching, he was outside leaning on something to watch. He said he couldn't drink full strength beer anymore but half strength seemed to be fine, while drinking them over and over. I thought he was fucking nuts.

[Fortress]

Is this confirmed as recent?

If so, it certainly makes his "confession video" a bucket of shit.

But, hey, if he's going to again go for it (and threaten his health, with is a certainty with the amount of drugs required to perform at such levels), he should focus on raw pressing. The benching landscape has been changing a lot since he was king. From Mendelson to Spoto ... Most folks are MUCH more excited to discuss their accomplishments and watch their YouTube videos over the geared guys'.

Shirted presses are becoming less and less valid, really.

Just look at how infrequently elite lifters set new raw bench press marks versus the almost continual new records being set amongst geared powerlifters.

In general, strength enthusiasts are WAYYYYY more interested in what Spoto's doing than what Tiny Meeker is.  

[BB]

Is this confirmed as recent?

If so, it certainly makes his "confession video" a bucket of shit.
 

Yeah, he got out during the summer, he got sentenced to 2 1/2 years plus supervised release after that for a few years. I think they might of shaved some months off for time served because he went in early 2013.

[simon]

wouldn't he be subject to drug testing if he is out on supervised release?

[BB]

The sentencing called for 3 years supervised, I'm not sure if they modified that. I'm also not sure how hard they'd test for it, as most only test for the 5 majors -  cocaine, amphetamine, methamphetamine, opiods/opiates, and weed.

He might also have prescription TRT plan that might offer some protection.

I can't see him not covering those bases, but you never know.

[anabolichalo]

Is this confirmed as recent?

If so, it certainly makes his "confession video" a bucket of shit.

But, hey, if he's going to again go for it (and threaten his health, with is a certainty with the amount of drugs required to perform at such levels), he should focus on raw pressing. The benching landscape has been changing a lot since he was king. From Mendelson to Spoto ... Most folks are MUCH more excited to discuss their accomplishments and watch their YouTube videos over the geared guys'.

Shirted presses are becoming less and less valid, really.

Just look at how infrequently elite lifters set new raw bench press marks versus the almost continual new records being set amongst geared powerlifters.

In general, strength enthusiasts are WAYYYYY more interested in what Spoto's doing than what Tiny Meeker is.  

because it's a fucking joke, those shirts add literally 300lbs

[SuperTed]

What's Kennelly capable of doing raw? Mid 600's?

[Elvis_McCartney]

How can he stop now? This is all he has going on. He's a convicted felon. The opportunities to support himself are limited.

Well in most states you can get a Felony conviction expunged from your record after 15 years.  don't know when he got busted but guessing at least 5 years ago.

Wife's Dad got busted on a felony in 1998 and last year it was wiped clean.  Now he votes and carries a concealed weapon, LOL. They actually destroy your record so no trace of it.

[bigbadwolfe]

I just messaged Ryan to get the full scoop on whats going on! I would love to see him make a run back at the all time biggest shirted / assisted bench. It's what he does it's all he knows!!! I like Ryan and I like Tiny so this will be very interesting to see what my 2 friends in the sport do over the next 6 months.

Also do not rule out Mendy and Hoff from Westside. They are both 1000 plus in shirts and will both be lifting at the WPC Worlds in Vegas. Mendy is very very hit and miss in a shirt but Hoff is killing it at 275 and 308 in a bench shirt.

Yes shirted benching is on a down hill run everyone is going raw, but there are still a few hanging in there so it will be interesting to see how it all plays out the next few months.

I will report back Hahaha!!!

[bigbadwolfe]

Ahh Shit he just messaged back Shit is gonna get real Mother F-uckers!!! Let me go grab my popcorn