I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing

[jephrius]

I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.

[True]

Ok

[Royalty]

I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.

You are mistaken.

It's a cult.

[jephrius]

You are mistaken.

It's a cult.

That's Satan talking.

[Royalty]

That's Satan talking.

How would you know? You already stated that your not very religious (unless you were lying)

[jephrius]

How would you know? You already stated that your not very religious (unless you were lying)

I've made a study of these things.

[Simple Simon]

You are mistaken.

It's a cult.

Typo?

[Natural Man]

there will be nothing left standing.

[anabolichalo]

I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE FINALLY DOING THE RIGHT THING jephrius


JEHOVA EL SHADDAI THE TRUE AND ONLY LIVING GOD

[anabolichalo]

JEHOVA WITNESS EXPOSE MANY FALLACIES FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH


HELL FOR INSTANCE


THERE IS NO LAKE OF FIRE

THERE IS NO HEAVEN

THERE IS NO ARMEGEDDON IN THE SENSE OF TOTAL DESTRUCTION


IN THE END THERE WILL ONLY BE DEATH FOR THE INFIDELS


AND ETERNAL LIFE FOR THE RIGHTEOUS


AS THEY REPOPULATE THE EART AFTER AWAKING FROM THEIR DEATHS


AND THERE IS AN END TO THE GODLESSNESS


AND A NEW WORLD ORDER


AND THE EARTH IS ONCE AGAIN THE PARADISE


IT WAS INTENDED TO BE




I CANT WAIT FOR THE END OF THE GODLESSNESS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WICKED AND THE INFIDELS

[_bruce_]

I remember talking to two witnesses once...
Just as I was to enter the garden of a friend(not to steal) two funky looking fellows cross my path and being a well mannered person I greeted the taller dude. It was the time I was reading the bible and funnily one of the two asks me something about scripture... we were talking for about 90 minutes and during the chit chat I was always wondering - "dang, why do these two fellows know the bible so well?".
Before we parted ways I realized that they where Jehova people... naivete seems to be my forte.  

[anabolichalo]

i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me

[Natural Man]

JEHOVA WITNESS EXPOSE MANY FALLACIES FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH


HELL FOR INSTANCE


THERE IS NO LAKE OF FIRE

THERE IS NO HEAVEN

THERE IS NO ARMEGEDDON IN THE SENSE OF TOTAL DESTRUCTION


IN THE END THERE WILL ONLY BE DEATH FOR THE INFIDELS


AND ETERNAL LIFE FOR THE RIGHTEOUS


AS THEY REPOPULATE THE EART AFTER AWAKING FROM THEIR DEATHS


AND THERE IS AN END TO THE GODLESSNESS


AND A NEW WORLD ORDER


AND THE EARTH IS ONCE AGAIN THE PARADISE


IT WAS INTENDED TO BE




I CANT WAIT FOR THE END OF THE GODLESSNESS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WICKED AND THE INFIDELS

more likely people will be sick of the illusion life is once nobody believes in anything anymore. The number one cause of death is suicide or "car accidents" in the "most advanced" civilizations where people are mostly intelligent conscious atheists.

[Royalty]

i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me

The Bible says that the only way to The Father (Jehovah) is through His Son (Jesus).


Yet I have never heard you mention Jesus. Not once.

[jephrius]

i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me

You may have read a pamphlet or two but you are not a Jehovah's Witness. Your focus on fornication makes that obvious.

[SamoanIrishman]

Grew up as one since birth..family is mostly still in. I think they are good people.

[Simple Simon]

if they are still standing they will be brought down with a controlled explosion.

[calfzilla]

I like how they don't celebrate dumb shit like everyone else.

[The Ugly]

Typo?

Think I see.

[Var City]

That's Satan talking.

Satan is a gimmick

[Cableguy]

You are mistaken.

It's a cult.

They're all cults... 

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.

I dated a Jehovah's Witness back in '63. Went to one of their conventions with her. Nice enough folks, but they got wrong about a dew things, especially The Holy Trinity and Jesus not being The Son Of God. On a side note that gal gave a mean blow job. Also could whip up a hell of an omelette.

[Obvious Gimmick]

There are many religions that don't believe I a literal hell. I don't know enough about JWto make a decision but I wish they'd quick buggingme at the donut store

[SamoanIrishman]

I dated a Jehovah's Witness back in '63. Went to one of their conventions with her. Nice enough folks, but they got wrong about a dew things, especially The Holy Trinity and Jesus not being The Son Of God. On a side note that gal gave a mean blow job. Also could whip up a hell of an omelette.

Actually they do believe Jesus is the son of God. Hence not believing in the trinity as all are their own entity. Jehovah is God, Jesus is Son of God Jehovah and the Holy Spirit is God's divine force. Also like many religions and even science as they gain better understanding of the scriptures they change their doctrine to coincide with what is learned to be more correct. For example early JW's celebrated Xmas and they also smoked digs. Since learning more about the pagan background of Xmas and harmful effects of tobacco they have since eliminated their use. To willingly harm your body (cigs) is seen as a disrespect of the gift of life Jah has provided

[Irongrip400]

Wrong, it will be Mormons, just like South Park has ordained.