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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2014, 12:53:27 PM »


What's with all the curves and body fat?

We want women with delt striations, vascularity, no tits (but some nice pecs), choirboy hips, a six pack , and a wig.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2014, 12:55:09 PM »
Kelly packin jelly

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2014, 12:55:19 PM »
Arse looking a bit fat in the jeans pic but would still give my left nut to bury my face in it

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2014, 12:55:37 PM »

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2014, 12:57:00 PM »

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2014, 12:57:55 PM »
jeff would do a spontaneous sex pee in his undies if she ever waved at him. she wouldn't though :)

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2014, 12:58:33 PM »
Who is the skinny man

In the last pic Simon
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2014, 12:59:32 PM »


Over developed upper back, delts and arms would not bang

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2014, 12:59:41 PM »
jeff would do a spontaneous sex pee in his undies if she ever waved at him. she wouldn't though :)

She looks a bit simple to me.

And those days are gone, she will never look like that again.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2014, 01:00:33 PM »
She looks much better when shes lighter. She doesnt have the ass to be thicker.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2014, 01:09:40 PM »

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2014, 01:16:41 PM »
She met a hebrew with a larger cock?

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2014, 01:18:55 PM »
She looks a bit simple to me.

And those days are gone, she will never look like that again.

Rip cord on a dinghy of peace

she's a model you know!

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2014, 01:25:40 PM »
She's only a few servings of mushy peas & chips away from 300+


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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2014, 01:31:11 PM »
She's only a few servings of mushy peas & chips away from 300+



At least this whale has found the ocean...

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2014, 01:38:44 PM »
COWABUNGA, DUDES !!

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2014, 01:43:28 PM »
At least this whale has found the ocean...
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2014, 01:53:11 PM »
to much woman for you to handle then i take it

from what i saw of him in cbb. he seems quite the worthless sack of shit with absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. i obviously wasn't the only one to think that as he was very quickly voted out. surprising really when you consider that the audience is mainly women and gay men. the voters probably 99% young females and gay men, you'd imagine that someone like him would have been right up there alley.

to be honest, i'm starting to think that most of these celeb relationships are pretty much set up and arranged by managers / publicity agents. all those towie / essex fucks along with the minor soap stars and reality nothings are always interchanging between each other for the various supermarket mags.





Which category do you fall into Brad?

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2014, 01:57:37 PM »
She's only a few servings of mushy peas & chips away from 300+



Would smash that HARD!  :P
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2014, 02:00:52 PM »

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2014, 02:11:19 PM »

Not yet!

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2014, 02:39:03 PM »
she looked great in Piranha 3D

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2014, 02:44:05 PM »
she looked great in Piranha 3D

I would eat her corn.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2014, 03:43:24 PM »
I thought this thread would be about Jay's ex-wife.

Instead it's the facially challenged betaBrits fawning over some fat mudshark sow (not you booty).

Oh.....and Jaime Eason's world class ass.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2014, 03:49:55 PM »
COWABUNGA, DUDES !!



She put on the pounds..
She was smoking hot in piranhas /2009