I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...Think about it.
The voice-over has to be Samuel L. Jackson tho.
Brilliant! Halo, you gotta do it. Only need 20 min per week.
Tell them you are a Jehovahs witnessJovos dont have issues with regards to food but they wont risk asking.
Just clip tracks out of Pulp Fiction. Even as non-sequiturs it'll still be awesome...Halo flexes and looks down at his 18s and then says "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"Looking at his smedium coworker, he says, "why the fuck am I on brain detail? Get the fuck back here!"
in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrsclaim diabetus?
Wise move sipping on the water. Is all the food junk? No chicken breasts or steaks?
classic comedy writing,
I hate when that happens. Family functions are just as bad.I've come to the conclusion the world is jealous and wants you to be a disgusting slob like the other 99.99999% of the population.
Lift your shirt and hit an ab shot and say I cant look like this eating that. Then drop your shirt and walk away.
so U didn't score with her , ah those chings 'whores' .....whats happen with thai ladyboy ??
i'm thinking about the fine chinese girlwell shaped legs, small short body, luxurious long shiny black hair, and tiny feet i dont think she marriaged
pull off your shirt, give em a front double bi, then a lat spread that wont soon be forgotten.as the men turn red with jealosy and the women hide their smiles, throw the shirt on the table and say "thats what i think of your cake, lardasses"