how do i cope with co workers and boss men bullying me into eating cake & drinks

[Simple Simon]

Tell them you are a Jehovahs witness

Jovos dont have issues with regards to food but they wont risk asking.

[_aj_]

I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...

Think about it.  

 

The voice-over has to be Samuel L. Jackson tho.

[EastCoastChick]

The voice-over has to be Samuel L. Jackson tho.

Brilliant! 

Halo, you gotta do it. Only need 20 min per week.

[_aj_]

Brilliant! 

Halo, you gotta do it. Only need 20 min per week.

Just clip tracks out of Pulp Fiction. Even as non-sequiturs it'll still be awesome...

Halo flexes and looks down at his 18s and then says "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"

Looking at his smedium coworker, he says, "why the fuck am I on brain detail? Get the fuck back here!"

[Wiggs]

Lift your shirt and hit an ab shot and say I cant look like this eating that. Then drop your shirt and walk away.

[visualizeperfection]

Tell them you are a Jehovahs witness

Jovos dont have issues with regards to food but they wont risk asking.

This is a good idea.


Will try this in all aspects of life.


Cuddling post coitus with strange whores comes to mind.

[EastCoastChick]

Just clip tracks out of Pulp Fiction. Even as non-sequiturs it'll still be awesome...

Halo flexes and looks down at his 18s and then says "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"

Looking at his smedium coworker, he says, "why the fuck am I on brain detail? Get the fuck back here!"

HAHAHA! That would be perfect. Then he start quoting Samuel quoting bible verse's to the fat people in the office.

Halo, AJ already has half your script written for you. 

[Primemuscle]

in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs

claim diabetus?

Go, take one bite and put your plate down or just decline the offer of cake. It's office politics. If you don't play, you will lose out in the end. All you need do really is show up, act witty, chatting it up with some folks....just small talk really, and leave saying you have another engagement. You don't need to stay until the party ends.

[calfzilla]

Wise move sipping on the water.

Is all the food junk?  No chicken breasts or steaks?

[forillagorilla]

in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs

claim diabetus?

Be a man and tell them you don't fuckng want any... My god your a sad little fuck

[anabolichalo]

I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...

Think about it.  

oh man


the other day "big farm boy" type permabulker tells me "it's pathetic dbs only go up to 60kg here  "


i say "ok so how many sets of how many reps you at?"


"i did 2 x 6 once"


oh boy   



i felt sorry for him, didnt want to shatter his dreams by telling them i lift them for 10 (far better form) reps  no problem while he is 125kg permafatso


i just said "yeah ........ "

[anabolichalo]

Wise move sipping on the water.

Is all the food junk?  No chicken breasts or steaks?

only junk food and pastries, ice cream etc, beer a lot of beer, wine.....


enemies of progress i say

[cephissus]

classic comedy writing,

x2

there's a nice chinese girl at my workplace too.  conversation can be hard when you constantly have to think "is this sentence too confusing or..."

[anabolichalo]

i'm thinking about the fine chinese girl


well shaped legs, small short body, luxurious long shiny black hair, and tiny feet



i dont think she marriaged

[wolfrittner]

I hate when that happens. Family functions are just as bad.

I've come to the conclusion the world is jealous and wants you to be a disgusting slob like the other 99.99999% of the population.

Yngiwe how many Volts are you running your EMG's with? 9 or18?
Looking good in your Avi!

[Papper]

Lift your shirt and hit an ab shot and say I cant look like this eating that. Then drop your shirt and walk away.

... Away to the basement to look at oily men online

[anabolichalo]

so U didn't score with her , ah those chings 'whores' .....
whats happen with thai ladyboy ??

i was merely observing her, didnt find the right moment to approach her 


the thai lady, well after fucking her, i guess she went back to thailan, she said she was here to visit sister who marriaged a cuban

[Parker]

Maybe this might help, in a way
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5961332

[MAXX]

in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs

claim diabetus?

good idea actually. will use that lie myself next time  tnx

[FitnessFrenzy]

i'm thinking about the fine chinese girl


well shaped legs, small short body, luxurious long shiny black hair, and tiny feet



i dont think she marriaged

don't do it. She will spray soy sauce in your eyes just before you get access to the pussy,.

[The Ugly]

"Thanks, but I just ate" usually works.

[Pet shop boys]

pull off your shirt, give em a front double bi, then a lat spread that wont soon be forgotten.

as the men turn red with jealosy and the women hide their smiles, throw the shirt on the table and say "thats what i think of your cake, lardasses"

Bump. 


Woooshhhhhhh. TA NA KA

[ritch]

could always just eat meat food items if available. Skip the drinks, it will lower your will to stay on proper diet.