Staff office in a typical American primary school
"Ok headmaster we need to order some stock books for the library"
"Great, what do we need, remember we have to watch our budget this year, only the essentials"
"I would like the works of Shakespeare, some books on popular mechanics and engineering and a steroid manual"
"A steroid manual, why would we need that?"
"Why headmaster its essential reading for 2nd graders to improve their understanding of steroids and their usage"
We cant afford all those, tell you what, cancel the Shakespeare volumes and get some additional books on substance abuse to go with the steroids, we should really start churning out some well adjusted individuals"