So I'm meeting a girl from Tinder

[Army of One]

[visualizeperfection]

Ewww..

easy pull though. 10/10 blowjobs.

cant be seen in public with.

[Nick Danger]

If your gas costs are more than $10 re-evaluate the situation...

[BB]

516 area code? The lovely lasses of Nassau County looking great.

[Lobstah]

If your gas costs are more than $10 re-evaluate the situation...

QFT

[TEMPER]

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

[Mobil]

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

its called whiskey dick

[Lobstah]

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

Greatest. Story. Ever.

[Pet shop boys]

I haven so many stories to tell yet I have never heard of tinder.




Wooosshhhhhhhh

[SF1900]

I haven so many stories to tell yet I have never heard of tinder.




Wooosshhhhhhhh

join tinder asap!!!

[Pet shop boys]

Btw, she did not answer if she swallows or not ...







By the size of her gut she probably swallows and eat your dick and balls too .



WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Pet shop boys]

Ok,  this is why guys like Trujillo, Rubirosa and Sean Connery cant be forgotten .



Look at this fat ass hideous lump,  asking how big the guy's pinga is....


Is like a fat guy asking a girl how big are her tits, and demanding pictures....think about it



These are the times we are living, hell if you remember I was blocked by a fatty on POF no long ago.


WoooSSSHHHHHHH

[Nails]

I bet that fatty has had her share of black meat

[Papper]

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

Would read again

Really takes a toll on your brain doesnt it

Thats why it always good to drink while meeting girls so you can blame it on the alcohol.. both for her and for yourself

[booty]

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

She sounds like a cold hearted bitch. You are better off finding out on the first date than down the track. Don't let this ruin your confidance and self estem. I am being serious btw. This bitch isn't worth it.

[TEMPER]

She sounds like a cold hearted bitch. You are better off finding out on the first date than down the track. Don't let this ruin your confidance and self estem. I am being serious btw. This bitch isn't worth it.

Thank you Booty, I was totally out of my element lol. I am 27, healthy, don't drink, and have always been into committed relationships, and she was a slutty 23 year old in a dorm room eating macaroni and cheese and drinking whiskey...probably screwing 15 other guys from Tinder. To me I thought I wanted a "friends with benefits" situation that would last a while...After all I was attracted to her.

The worst part was the brutally painful time between the bed, and slowly getting my shit together and putting my clothes on, this all took place in a fully lit room with a stranger mind you. Just so totally mind fucked I didn't even know what was coming out of my mouth...Uhh I like you...I really want this to work, I really liked the other stuff we did...Will you call me again? "Yeah probably not" she says lol...Brutal.

I texted her "I am 99% sure it was just the alcohol, I don't drink and that has never happened before seriously" "I think you're hot and want to keep seeing you"

No response, shortly after that she deleted our "match" and text convo.

Fuck the whiskey dick this bitch made me feel like I was a fucking ugly, useless, sack of shit, that didn't even deserve a response from her, forever alone and will never make anyone happy again. lol...I'm pretty much over it by now but goddamn it was a rough week after that..Breaking into a cold sweat reliving that shit in my mind over and over, Bahhh.


But goddamn was that tiny little pussy and bhole the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...My god that may be the hardest part of it all..

[SchmoeTown]

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

LOL this was great

[pedro01]

Best option for Temper - see if he can trade his dick in for a pussy

[TEMPER]

Upon hearing her first chastising giggle, you should have fistfucked her sideways Asian c unt into oblivion.

That said, an easier and more practical option would have been to have gotten hard from eating her ass and fucked her.

And without the demon whiskey cursing my insides that's exactly what the fuck I was aiming for...lol. I should have known what was up when I was tongue deep in her cnt that my shit wasn't dripping or so much as chubby...But I wasn't worried about it because I don't drink, and my guy HAS ALWAYS been there for me at a moments notice...

If I had been expecting such a thing I could have easily talked my way out of it before she awkwardly sucked my limp dick for 5 minutes...And just said someone texted me with an emergency, hauled ass out of there, and next time just don't drink...But alas I was caught off guard.

[TEMPER]

Best option for Temper - see if he can trade his dick in for a pussy

I'm a fucking cocksmith you coward...Wait till it happens to you, you goddamn Mexican.

[pedro01]

I'm a fucking cocksmith you coward...Wait till it happens to you, you goddamn Mexican.

Reckon after 17 years living in Bangkok, if it was gonna happen, it woulda already.

[booty]

Thank you Booty, I was totally out of my element lol. I am 27, healthy, don't drink, and have always been into committed relationships, and she was a slutty 23 year old in a dorm room eating macaroni and cheese and drinking whiskey...probably screwing 15 other guys from Tinder. To me I thought I wanted a "friends with benefits" situation that would last a while...After all I was attracted to her.

The worst part was the brutally painful time between the bed, and slowly getting my shit together and putting my clothes on, this all took place in a fully lit room with a stranger mind you. Just so totally mind fucked I didn't even know what was coming out of my mouth...Uhh I like you...I really want this to work, I really liked the other stuff we did...Will you call me again? "Yeah probably not" she says lol...Brutal.

I texted her "I am 99% sure it was just the alcohol, I don't drink and that has never happened before seriously" "I think you're hot and want to keep seeing you"

No response, shortly after that she deleted our "match" and text convo.

Fuck the whiskey dick this bitch made me feel like I was a fucking ugly, useless, sack of shit, that didn't even deserve a response from her, forever alone and will never make anyone happy again. lol...I'm pretty much over it by now but goddamn it was a rough week after that..Breaking into a cold sweat reliving that shit in my mind over and over, Bahhh.


But goddamn was that tiny little pussy and bhole the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...My god that may be the hardest part of it all..

She did not value you or see you for anything other than a fuck. Caring understanding men and women take into account all kinds of situations. The way she treated you during this and afterwards probably is how she has been treated by guys and she is full of hate and vindictiveness. She wanted you to feel worthless and to break your self estem. Just know that you escaped getting involved with a vindictive headcase.

[Simple Simon]

She did not value you or see you for anything other than a fuck. Caring understanding men and women take into account all kinds of situations. The way she treated you during this and afterwards probably is how she has been treated by guys and she is full of hate and vindictiveness. She wanted you to feel worthless and to break your self estem. Just know that you escaped getting involved with a vindictive headcase.

err..she was a one night stand on Tinder, I think thats blatantly obvious.
Its likely she had no intention at all about hurting his feelings, she wanted sex and he wasnt up to it.
I bet she never gave him a second thought.

[booty]

err..she was a one night stand on Tinder, I think thats blatantly obvious.
Its likely she had no intention at all about hurting his feelings, she wanted sex and he wasnt up to it.
I bet she never gave him a second thought.

Thats what dildos are for.  It gives no woman or man the right to treat someone like shit and destroy their self estem.

[nzmusclemonster]

Lots of floppy cocks in this thread.

Getbiggers get pussy with ease.

Shouldn't be surprised or suspicious about it. It's how we roll.

Hope this helps.