Author Topic: The ideal physique for the apocalypse (Read 4476 times)

jephrius · « **on:** October 29, 2014, 06:18:45 PM »

When the shit comes down and abs, striated glutes and low bodyfat% will get you killed. Forget pussy. This is going to be about protecting the food and gasoline supply.

ChopperRider · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:25:19 PM »

Quote from: jephrius on October 29, 2014, 06:18:45 PM

When the shit comes down and abs, striated glutes and low bodyfat% will get you killed. Forget pussy. This is going to be about protecting the food and gasoline supply.

Is this "Start a Shitty Fucking Thread" week?

Go drown in a jism filled kiddie pool.........fuckwit.

DanielPaul · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:30:06 PM »

No shit this looks like one of my threads

ChopperRider · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:34:11 PM »

Quote from: DanielPaul on October 29, 2014, 06:30:06 PM

No shit this looks like one of my threads

No....this thread is missing the raging homo cock fiend vibe yours give off.

_aj_ · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:38:14 PM »

Incorrect.

This is the ideal "physique" for the apocalypse...

Now go back in your hole.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:40:32 PM »

Scott Flash Norton....RIP

calfzilla · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:48:06 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 29, 2014, 06:40:32 PM

Scott Flash Norton....RIP

Lol I don't think he's dead...yet $:-\$

thebrink · « **Reply #7 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:54:21 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 29, 2014, 06:40:32 PM

Scott Flash Norton....RIP

What??! He's dead??

DanielPaul · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:56:36 PM »

Quote from: ChopperRider on October 29, 2014, 06:34:11 PM

No....this thread is missing the raging homo cock fiend vibe yours give off.

you must be upset because I was poking fun at bostins baby dick lol

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:20:37 PM »

Quote from: jephrius on October 29, 2014, 06:18:45 PM

Close but no cigar
He needs bigger peak on the biceps

Mike · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Vox Populi on October 29, 2014, 06:38:14 PM

Incorrect.

This is the ideal "physique" for the apocalypse...

Now go back in your hole.

I didn't realize "physique" included firearms....

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Mike on October 29, 2014, 08:49:28 PM

I didn't realize "physique" included firearms....

Treat it like it's an extension of your arm.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:53:31 AM »

Quote from: thebrink on October 29, 2014, 06:54:21 PM

What??! He's dead??

I was under the impression he passed 10 years ago.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:58:25 AM »

Quote from: jephrius on October 29, 2014, 07:34:54 PM

The smug holier than thou born again Christian breaking the 9th Commandment.

I'm just glad I'm wrong and Scott's still with us.

thebrink · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:49:47 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 30, 2014, 03:58:25 AM

I'm just glad I'm wrong and Scott's still with us.

No way a 600lb bench presser dies without getbig knowing about it.

funk51 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:53:13 PM »

:

right here's the guy, he has led the fbi and over 1000 law enforcement types on a wild goose chase for over 46 days and counting. they've sent dogs , drones balloons, helicopters planes, tanks, snipers and still the diaper sniper roams free.

Nails · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:55:47 PM »

Natural Man · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:56:21 PM »

Real men need wars once in a while. To kill other men.

kepler2008 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:21:30 PM »

calfzilla · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:23:04 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 30, 2014, 12:53:13 PM

: right here's the guy, he has led the fbi and over 1000 law enforcement types on a wild goose chase for over 46 days and counting. they've sent dogs , drones balloons, helicopters planes, tanks, snipers and still the diaper sniper roams free.

All while posting on getbig daily via his uberman account.

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:04:49 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 30, 2014, 12:53:13 PM

: right here's the guy, he has led the fbi and over 1000 law enforcement types on a wild goose chase for over 46 days and counting. they've sent dogs , drones balloons, helicopters planes, tanks, snipers and still the diaper sniper roams free.

they got him yesterday , he was actually still in the area. they took him alive too..

Skorp1o · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:17:25 AM »

Look no further, here it is. 6ft tall of prime meat, stronger and smarter than it looks.

It's secret defence mechanism is that it can annoy the living shit out of its enemies.

The best part is that it also comes with an 'SBLW' (Smells Bad-Looks Worse) which is a potent type of women repellent , so this specimen will not breed and end up burdened. A well thought built for survival creature

bigmc · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:21:38 AM »

skorpio will be smoking a cigar on his balcony gently contemplating his brandy

as the peasants loot and burn the streets below

survival is about not letting the end of the world interfere with living the dream

MAXX · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:10:07 AM »

_aj_ · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:23:15 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on October 31, 2014, 07:17:25 AM

Look no further, here it is. 6ft tall of prime meat, stronger and smarter than it looks.

It's secret defence mechanism is that it can annoy the living shit out of its enemies.

The best part is that it also comes with an 'SBLW' (Smells Bad-Looks Worse) which is a potent type of women repellent , so this specimen will not breed and end up burdened. A well thought built for survival creature

I have a feeling that Shizzo would be a wily ally in a SHTF scenario. Also, in case of zombies, you can shoot him in the leg and make your getaway while the Z's are feasting.