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Re: Dingleberries?
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2014, 01:45:36 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on November 08, 2014, 12:44:04 AM
This is my area of expertise!!!

Buy a bidet, you can install them right on your current toilets, so that way you can power wash your ass and rid yourself of dingleberries, than wipe with toilet paper!



Can buy it on Amazon for 40 bucks:  http://www.amazon.com/LUXE-Bidet-Vi-110-Non-Electric-Mechanical/dp/B005IT4C6G/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1415436041&sr=8-6&keywords=luxe+bidet

I have one installed in every bathroom in my house

And when I'm on the road I have this travel portable bidet:



Also on Amazon:  http://www.amazon.com/Olympia-Travel-Bidet-Model-TB-200/dp/B003CTI6UM/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1415436218&sr=8-17&keywords=travel+bidet


Trust me your ass will thank you!!!

I'm going to install one! 100% serious, thanks.
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Re: Dingleberries?
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2014, 01:48:04 PM »
Whatever you do DO NOT shave your ass or asshole you will have the worst experience of your entire life trust me. Happened to a guy I know he shaved his ass and broke out with red bumps all over his ass for weeks and said the itchiness was almost unbareable. What I suggest is going to a waxing place and getting it taken care of or get your wife or girl to do it.
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Re: Dingleberries?
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2014, 01:56:31 PM »
Quote from: kevthekid on November 08, 2014, 01:48:04 PM
Whatever you do DO NOT shave your ass or asshole you will have the worst experience of your entire life trust me. Happened to a guy I know he shaved his ass and broke out with red bumps all over his ass for weeks and said the itchiness was almost unbareable. What I suggest is going to a waxing place and getting it taken care of or get your wife or girl to do it.

Lots of intimate knowledge of this mans ass.
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Re: Dingleberries?
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2014, 01:58:16 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on November 08, 2014, 01:56:31 PM
Lots of intimate knowledge of this mans ass.

When I said my friend I actually meant the bodybuilding forum that this was posted on http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110123441 .......I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
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Re: Dingleberries?
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2014, 02:01:51 PM »
Quote from: kevthekid on November 08, 2014, 01:48:04 PM
Whatever you do DO NOT shave your ass or asshole you will have the worst experience of your entire life trust me. Happened to a guy I know he shaved his ass and broke out with red bumps all over his ass for weeks and said the itchiness was almost unbareable. What I suggest is going to a waxing place and getting it taken care of or get your wife or girl to do it.

Not true.
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Re: Dingleberries?
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2014, 11:45:43 PM »


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