Getting fat and bloated as well on a diet of Red Bull and vendor machine stuff 
Hope the twined leather belt and CK boxers are homo enough.
#twinkpocalypse
You really have those mother arms, get your estrogen levels checked and have a glimpse between the legs maybe you are growing a vagina too.
Then you could maybe do things like.....hhahaha....fuck
ing yourself.
Listen mate, we all know you did the following error here:
You got into your best personal "shape" and shared the pictures, hoping the reviews would be good.
Then as the drugs and alcohol effects went away, it dawned on you how shit you look and now you are playing the game "look i am at my worst shape in my life".
Fuck right off, you have mother arms, i would consider various ways of suicide.
Oh, do not use the natural excuse, there are people out there looking much better and they haven't lifted a weight in their lives, this includes females too.
"you must look pretty jacked to average joe"
Oh brother, go and ask those average Joe's.