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Talking with a real life Al Bundy when I was in high school.
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:36:53 AM »
I'll call him Ed the All State Ins salesman, a real life Al Bundy.
My track /football team buddies would often stop by and talk to him when I was in high school.
Ed was a damn good HS athlete but was beat down by life in his late 30's.
He had 3 kids, a ranch style home ( and mortgage) in the a decent neighborhood and drank like a fish.
His wife had aged poorly and smoked like a chimney as she constantly bitched at Ed whenever we saw them together.

Ed was only in his late 30's, but had the deep receding hairline and portly body of an old man.
He had those dead, kinda yellowish fish eyes , and looked like he was sleep walking thru life.
Ed had an All State Insurance kiosk in a hardware store n a strip mall in the NH town I grew up in.

After going to get a burger, we would stop in and talk to Ed when he wasn't busy.
He was a funny bastard with a dry sarcastic wit and very self deprecating about his own life.
Ed would often say to us ; " Enjoy life now boys. After the wife, kids and mortgage, you'll be locked into a lousy, job and drink yourself to death."
He had this really funny Sam Kinnison/ Lewis Black, angry sense of humor and cracked us up.
In turn Ed loved hearing our youthful tales of adventure and sexual exploits

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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2014, 08:38:37 AM »
Did you ever approach good ol' Ed with a picture of your mom and ask, "Rate my mom" or "Would you have sex with my mom." It was obviously way too early to show him a picture of your 78th wife.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2014, 08:41:34 AM »
I'll call him Ed the All State Ins salesman, a real life Al Bundy.
My track /football team buddies would often stop by and talk to him when I was in high school.
Ed was a damn good HS athlete but was beat down by life in his late 30's.
He had 3 kids, a ranch style home ( and mortgage) in the a decent neighborhood and drank like a fish.
His wife had aged poorly and smoked like a chimney as she constantly bitched at Ed whenever we saw them together.

Ed was only in his late 30's, but had the deep receding hairline and portly body of an old man.
He had those dead, kinda yellowish fish eyes , and looked like he was sleep walking thru life.
Ed had an All State Insurance kiosk in a hardware store n a strip mall in the NH town I grew up in.

After going to get a burger, we would stop in and talk to Ed when he wasn't busy.
He was a funny bastard with a dry sarcastic wit and very self deprecating about his own life.
Ed would often say to us ; " Enjoy life now boys. After the wife, kids and mortgage, you'll be locked into a lousy, job and drink yourself to death."
He had this really funny Sam Kinnison/ Lewis Black, angry sense of humor and cracked us up.
In turn Ed loved hearing our youthful tales of adventure and sexual exploits
Wow!
Does your wife know you write very scary stuff on the internet?

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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2014, 08:42:09 AM »
Wow!
Does your wife know you write very scary stuff on the internet?

If she is anything like Howard, they probably wrote it together.  :-\ :-\
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2014, 08:48:17 AM »
Did you ever approach good ol' Ed with a picture of your mom and ask, "Rate my mom" or "Would you have sex with my mom." It was obviously way too early to show him a picture of your 78th wife.

LOL, no I never asked him to rate my mom.

But Ed would often comment about the sex appeal of any female who walked by his kiosk.
After seeing any sexy looking woman walk by he would often declare ;
" Please GOD, let me have one time with a babe like that and you can take me. That witch I'm married too can have the life Ins to take care of those no good brats she popped out. If you can't do that, at least hit me with a lighting bolt and put me out of my misery."

Ed is the first guy to show me that staying in an unhappy marriage with kids, sucks.

He had the best reply  about having children; " Kids just suck the life out of ya boys. I'd rather take places with a neutered dog."

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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2014, 08:51:12 AM »
LOL, no I never asked him to rate my mom.

But Ed would often comment about the sex appeal of any female who walked by his kiosk.
After seeing any sexy looking woman walk by he would often declare ;
" Please GOD, let me have one time with a babe like that and you can take me. That witch I'm married too can have the life Ins to take care of those no good brats she popped out. If you can't do that, at least hit me with a lighting bolt and put me out of my misery."

Ed is the first guy to show me that staying in an unhappy marriage with kids, sucks.

He had the best reply  about having children; " Kids just suck the life out of ya boys. I'd rather take places with a neutered dog."

Your story reminds me of the Different Strokes episode, where the "Bicycle Man" was trying to molest dudley and arnold.

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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2014, 08:52:04 AM »
If she is anything like Howard, they probably wrote it together.  :-\ :-\
lol!
But he seems to be an alright guy.
Not a bully that's for sure more like old school.
Like retirement old

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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2014, 08:59:40 AM »
I bet he never scored 4 touchowns in one game like Al did at Polk High.

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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2014, 09:05:02 AM »
lol!
But he seems to be an alright guy.
Not a bully that's for sure more like old school.
Like retirement old

definitely not a bad guy, just a creeper  ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2014, 09:09:27 AM »
definitely not a bad guy, just a creeper  ;D ;D
Most definetly!  :D
 Like the Biceps machine guy from australia. (that smugled boxes of  HGH in his wifes anus) :o
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2014, 09:42:48 AM »

In turn Ed loved hearing our youthful tales of homosexual exploits


Oh......I'll bet he did.


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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2014, 09:47:27 AM »
I bet he never scored 4 touchowns in one game like Al did at Polk High.

No, but he did score 42  pts  as a basketball player in HS.
Ed was around 6'4" and we saw some of his old paper clippings from his glory days.
He played 1 yr of college b-ball, and dropped out when his wife got pregnant and they got married.

Poor Ed seemed to live a life of quiet desperation.
I liked the guy, but vowed I'd never follow in his footsteps.

Any others know an "Ed" ?


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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2014, 09:55:51 AM »


You're in No Maam's land now baby!

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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2014, 09:57:48 AM »
No, but he did score 42  pts  as a basketball player in HS.
Ed was around 6'4" and we saw some of his old paper clippings from his glory days.
He played 1 yr of college b-ball, and dropped out when his wife got pregnant and they got married.

Poor Ed seemed to live a life of quiet desperation.
I liked the guy, but vowed I'd never follow in his footsteps.

Any others know an "Ed" ?






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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2014, 10:23:58 AM »
umm, thats scary. :o

MOB wants to see howard get jacked so he could watch him peel.
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2014, 10:27:08 AM »
MOB wants to see howard get jacked so he could watch him peel.
was he adressing our howard? with wife #78?
Maybe the MOB is the reason howard gets divorced so many times?
He say "Tell the wife its over" :o :-X

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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2014, 10:33:43 AM »
was he adressing our howard? with wife #78?
Maybe the MOB is the reason howard gets divorced so many times?
He say "Tell the wife its over" :o :-X


yes, he was addressing our howard.

it is possible that MOB has been pulling the strings all along and has been influencing howards love life, thus leading to wife #78. this could be a major conspiracy.
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2014, 11:22:54 AM »
yes, he was addressing our howard.

it is possible that MOB has been pulling the strings all along and has been influencing howards love life, thus leading to wife #78. this could be a major conspiracy.

You cracked the case, nobody else cared to solve :D

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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2014, 12:31:13 PM »
Any others know an "Ed" ?

   I think there is an Al Bundy in many of us. High school was a time of excitement and adventure. Every party was the next big thing. Life was full of promises with more fun ahead. I remember feeling like the top of the world on many occasions. At some point in my late 20s things really began to loop around, and repeat. Life got predictable, routine.

   I sleepwalk my days through work. My job does not stimulate me at all. I get along with my co-workers but could care less about any of them, except a couple of close friends. All the bullshit doesn't bother me usually. My saving grace is sneaking off to the building with the gym (there are 35 buildings in the medical production complex), and doing some giant sets for 45 minutes. Going home, repeating. I see my kids experiencing the highs of youth, and remind them to pause once in a while and soak it all in. They are doing very well.

    At times my wife nags me and the kids are exhausting, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I may bitch to co-workers from time to time about how I wish to be single again, but in the end my family is all that really matters to me.

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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2014, 12:39:05 PM »
I like Howard. An example of a childless happy person (what a surprise :O) who's looking young, feeling great and (probably) has a great sex life with his 105th wife. Keepin' it fresh, that's good. Obviously - not for everyone.. many look washed up by age 35 and are hopeless at finding a somewhat decent partner to spend time with, while some - are able to do that at whatever age.. A lottery in gene department. Oh, and many are hopeless at earning good money (it enables you to have wider choice range too).

I know an "Al Bundy" in a making.. actually a few.

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Re: Talking with a real life Al Bundy when I was in high school.
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2014, 01:23:07 PM »




Can we all stop with Howard stuff and discuss this video? 
Ive never seen this fucking thing before but its gold!

Im familiar with this schmoe mayor but is he joking when he talks about "kicking" someone off a machine?  I mean, his speech is like something out of a 14 yr olds wet dream...the one where he confronts the bully and all the girls love him for it.

Who uses the term "pencil neck" anymore?

Is this legit?

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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2014, 12:45:02 PM »
  I think there is an Al Bundy in many of us. High school was a time of excitement and adventure. Every party was the next big thing. Life was full of promises with more fun ahead. I remember feeling like the top of the world on many occasions. At some point in my late 20s things really began to loop around, and repeat. Life got predictable, routine.

   I sleepwalk my days through work. My job does not stimulate me at all. I get along with my co-workers but could care less about any of them, except a couple of close friends. All the bullshit doesn't bother me usually. My saving grace is sneaking off to the building with the gym (there are 35 buildings in the medical production complex), and doing some giant sets for 45 minutes. Going home, repeating. I see my kids experiencing the highs of youth, and remind them to pause once in a while and soak it all in. They are doing very well.

    At times my wife nags me and the kids are exhausting, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I may bitch to co-workers from time to time about how I wish to be single again, but in the end my family is all that really matters to me.

Sounds like you have a meaningful, happy life.

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Re: Talking with a real life Al Bundy when I was in high school.
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2014, 01:28:57 PM »


Who uses the term "pencil neck" anymore?



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Re: Talking with a real life Al Bundy when I was in high school.
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2014, 02:31:04 PM »
Can we all stop with Howard stuff and discuss this video? 
Ive never seen this fucking thing before but its gold!

Im familiar with this schmoe mayor but is he joking when he talks about "kicking" someone off a machine?  I mean, his speech is like something out of a 14 yr olds wet dream...the one where he confronts the bully and all the girls love him for it.

Who uses the term "pencil neck" anymore?

Is this legit?

Hahaha pure gold. Before viewing this vid, I used to think he was just a fruity, old schmoe, but now I think he's hilarious and the closest thing to a real life gimmick