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kreator

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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2014, 08:14:05 AM »
why won't a shark attack a black man? cause it thinks that's a whale's turd
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2014, 08:18:52 AM »
Why do black men like fucking white chicks over blacks?

-because they're easier to see in the dark
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2014, 08:31:50 AM »
what is a black guy doing after sex?



15 to life
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2014, 08:31:57 AM »
Why are short Mexicans called paragraph?....cause they're too short to be called "ESSAY"..
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2014, 09:32:30 AM »
How do you make your dick look bigger?

Have A baby hold it.

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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2014, 09:34:39 AM »
A pedophile and a 10 year old walk into the forest. The 10 year old says "it's dark and I'm scared." Pedo says "how do you think I feel, I gotta walk out of here alone"
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2014, 09:39:30 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on November 20, 2014, 01:53:40 AM
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your hottub?

Throw your laundry in.

I actually take a lot of offence at this joke. A friend of mine actually died in the bath following an epileptic fit.

















He choked on a dirty sock.
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ARMZ

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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2014, 09:48:45 AM »
Q:  What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

A:  Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2014, 10:09:51 AM »
Quote from: ARMZ on November 20, 2014, 09:48:45 AM
Q:  What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

A:  Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.

THAT ONE IS GREAT..

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline??

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline...
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Sam

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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2014, 12:00:36 PM »
I raped a girl last night and i have to say this morning i feel terrible..........

I think she has given me the flu
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2014, 12:58:41 PM »
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?


A branch manager.
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2014, 01:14:43 PM »
What do you call a black guy on the moon?





An astronaut you racist piece of shit. 8)
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2014, 01:17:10 PM »
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2014, 03:21:51 PM »
A man goes to the doctor and says he needs to buy birth control for his 10-year-old daughter.
The doctor asks if his daughter is sexually active. The man says, No, she just lays there like her mother
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2014, 03:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr.Mojo on November 20, 2014, 03:21:51 PM
A man goes to the doctor and says he needs to buy birth control for his 10-year-old daughter.
The doctor asks if his daughter is sexually active. The man says, No, she just lays there like her mother


Oh wow !! HAHAHAHAHA !!!
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2014, 03:49:19 PM »
My grandfather was killed in a concentration camp.  He fell out of a guard tower.
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2014, 04:05:57 PM »
Quote from: Lungrenisback on November 20, 2014, 03:18:35 AM
What looks like a vampire and is dead?
How the fuck did anyone miss that?
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2014, 04:07:13 PM »
Ladies and Gentlemen....President Barack Husain Obama 
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2014, 04:09:42 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 20, 2014, 04:07:13 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen....President Barack Husain Obama 
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2014, 04:41:39 PM »
What's the best part about taking a shower with a 12-year old boy?

If you slick his hair back, he looks like he's eight.
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2014, 11:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Lungrenisback on November 20, 2014, 04:05:57 PM
How the fuck did anyone miss that?

 :o

Too soon!
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2014, 11:18:24 PM »
Quote from: Lungrenisback on November 20, 2014, 04:05:57 PM
How the fuck did anyone miss that?

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on November 20, 2014, 11:08:04 PM
:o

Too soon!

Oh, wow, that took a second look.  :-\  :).
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2014, 11:22:45 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on November 20, 2014, 03:49:19 PM
My grandfather was killed in a concentration camp.  He fell out of a guard tower.

Classic tommy wishbone  :D
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2014, 11:24:36 PM »
Quote from: BB on November 20, 2014, 11:18:24 PM
Oh, wow, that took a second look.  :-\  :).

Someone help me out with this one... ???
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Re: most distasteful joke you've heard?
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2014, 11:32:19 PM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on November 20, 2014, 11:24:36 PM
Someone help me out with this one... ???

x2.



bigger guys are inquiring.
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