English guy walks into a bar in Texas. Sees a funny shape bowl on the floor.
Asks the bar man "what's that on the floor?". Bar man tells him it's a spitoon.
Our English hero, always up for a bet, says to the bar man - "I bet $100 I can drink some of that". Bar man says "OK- you are on".
So he lifts the spitoon to his lips and gulp, gulp, gulp
Barman says "fuck man, that's gross - Ok - you win $100"
But the guy just shakes his head and carries on - gulp, gulp, gulp
The barman says "man, stop you are making me feel sick"
But no - just gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp
The barman can't take any more and pukes violently all over the bar
But our man just carries on - gulp, gulp, gulp
The barman dry retches so violently he shits his pants
And finally one last gulp and the man puts down the empty spitoon.
The barman looks up through his red, watery eyes "what the fuck man, it was $100 to drink just some of it - why did you drink the lot?"
"Cause it was all in one lump"