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Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« on: November 25, 2014, 03:45:43 PM »
shizzo, lungrenisback, junior

Im killing junior, slowly torturing lungrenisback and (ugh) befriending shizzo

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2014, 03:48:34 PM »
Schizzo has the face of an angel I want to drown him in my cum.

No homo. 
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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2014, 04:57:27 PM »
Lungren can be such a dick but at the end of the day he still has some level of autism/aspies

It's like the ultimate free pass for being an asshole.

Kind of like the Bubble Boy episode on Seinfeld.

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Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2014, 05:00:19 PM »
Joshua "The Fat Assassin" Rehaluk

6'0" 292




VERSUS


Shawn "Drinking Swan" Shizzo

6'1" 260




Who you like here?



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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2014, 05:02:58 PM »
Clearly both losers in the fight against tattoos.

I hear Shizzo has some professional gambler managing him.

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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2014, 05:04:48 PM »
Clearly both losers in the fight against tattoos.

I hear Shizzo has some professional gambler managing him.

will you be in my corner? If not who do you suggest? Whats the Vegas line?

I was a slim and pretty 230 in that pic

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2014, 05:05:40 PM »
Shizzo is going to tune you up dude.

Better get your fat ass off the couch.

Good luck.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2014, 05:06:34 PM »
Shizzo is going to tune you up dude.

Better get your fat ass off the couch.

Good luck.  ;D ;D ;D

Shaun is looking to "snap"

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2014, 05:10:35 PM »
Shizzo is going to tune you up dude.

Better get your fat ass off the couch.

Good luck.  ;D ;D ;D

could he tune me up on the couch? Getting off of it is not my strong suit  :-\

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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2014, 05:17:42 PM »
will you be in my corner? If not who do you suggest? Whats the Vegas line?

I was a slim and pretty 230 in that pic

Not a bad looking man there.

Certainly Law and Order support actor quality.

I'd go with Noone as a corner man, you guys could maybe marry your hatred for each other into an increased hatred towards the two headed monster that is Shizzo/Uncle Junior.

Otherwise I would go with Ironmeister as he is very fucking funny.


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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2014, 05:19:57 PM »
I was a slim and pretty 230 in that pic

He feels pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
He feels pretty and witty and bright!
And he pities
Any Getbigger who isn't him tonight.

He feels charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming he feels!
And so pretty
That he hardly can believe he's real.

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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2014, 05:52:06 PM »
 :-X


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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2014, 06:04:09 PM »
Im no prize but good lord  shizzo is hideous looking

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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2014, 06:19:22 PM »
Is that the Peugeot emblem tattooed on Shizzo's meaty bicep?


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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2014, 06:29:11 PM »
Is that the Peugeot emblem tattooed on Shizzo's meaty bicep?



dammmm it really is -- good spot

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2014, 08:42:02 PM »
Shaun is looking to "snap"



Are you speaking of him snapping his fingers, you know like some more flamboyant types do when they want to make a point?

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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2014, 09:03:24 PM »
Team Potato aka Avesher!


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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2014, 10:03:54 PM »
dammmm it really is -- good spot
it might be Alco related

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Re: Battle Of The Behemoths
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2014, 10:14:49 PM »
Clearly both losers in the fight against tattoos.

I hear Shizzo has some professional gambler managing him.
would that be the ultimate fighter himself with the 5-0 record?

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2014, 07:39:55 AM »
Kill Ron to take his throne.   Torture Lungrinisback.  Befriend Parker.
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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2014, 07:43:59 AM »
Lungren can be such a dick but at the end of the day he still has some level of autism/aspies

It's like the ultimate free pass for being an asshole.

Kind of like the Bubble Boy episode on Seinfeld.

he talks about my kid and my relationship with her in a very negative light.



I don't care if he had a lobotomy.  i would gladly set him on fire and have lunch watching him burn to death.   

  100% serious

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2014, 07:51:00 AM »
he talks about my kid and my relationship with her in a very negative light.



I don't care if he had a lobotomy.  i would gladly set him on fire and have lunch watching him burn to death.   

  100% serious

Yeah I'm beginning to see you and everybody else's point.

I never really paid much attention to his posts because it always struck me as just lashing out at others because of some self-hate or emotional issues he was dealing with and for that I kind of gave him a pass or just pretty much ignored him.

But to take it to the level of fucking with someone's relationship with their kid as him and others have done is incredibly fucked up.

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2014, 08:04:01 AM »
Yeah I'm beginning to see you and everybody else's point.

I never really paid much attention to his posts because it always struck me as just lashing out at others because of some self-hate or emotional issues he was dealing with and for that I kind of gave him a pass or just pretty much ignored him.

But to take it to the level of fucking with someone's relationship with their kid as him and others have done is incredibly fucked up.


Yup.

and here's  the thing, real talk.

what he SAYS doesn't bother me. he doesn't have a fucking inkling of what my personal life is. he makes an asshole of himself when he posts his meltdowns about how bad my life is
 

It's the fact that he goes there, he knows it's lower than low. and the way I'm wired is if you have zero respect for my life, feelings etc that you would say shit like that.,.... i honestly have no regard whether you live or die. he might as well be a spider.

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2014, 01:00:05 PM »
Yup.

and here's  the thing, real talk.

what he SAYS doesn't bother me. he doesn't have a fucking inkling of what my personal life is. he makes an asshole of himself when he posts his meltdowns about how bad my life is
 

It's the fact that he goes there, he knows it's lower than low. and the way I'm wired is if you have zero respect for my life, feelings etc that you would say shit like that.,.... i honestly have no regard whether you live or die. he might as well be a spider.

I can't blame you for feeling that way at all.

I don't have any children so I don't know how it feels but if I did I am sure I would have those same sentiments.

As bad as those statements from him are, in a way it was even worse when you were catching the same shit from faceless gimmicks that would pop up from out of nowhere.

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Re: Kill, Befriend, slowly torture
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2014, 11:13:47 PM »
Kill: all gimmicks

Befriend: the entire juicer board. Lots of ug pullers. Just good biz.

Torture: omr. With my cock. Just so we are clear who can inflict meat pain.
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