Jesus is The Sun of God.

[Man of Steel]

Good morning inattentive one.  Now go intercourse your mother. Asshole.  In the real world I have zero patients with such as you.  Here, I merely taunt your kind.  I have no religion and you had best hope I don't give up entirely upon my faith as did a dear friend.  I would make you sob.

MoS, you have the ability to end this buttwipe's rein of error, so please delete his drive now and ban him.  While you're at it, delete the thread and Shizzo, STFU if he does.

All I can say is that Josh's current and continued activity on GB is solely Ron's decision.  It's beyond both mod and supermod. 

[The Scott]

All I can say is that Josh's current and continued activity on GB is solely Ron's decision.  It's beyond both mod and supermod. 

Ok thanks.  Who is "Josh"?

[Howard]

He has skipped many a leg day. Would not hit. Also wearing heals, clearly a schmoe.

Las Vegas odds say that 68% of drunk or high get biggers would hit King Louis if he was bent over in those heels and hose.
Fact.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[King Shizzo]

Not the first time that wood was nailed in this thread.

[King Shizzo]

Happy Easter!

Seriously, hope everyone had a good day and spent quality time with loved ones.

We shouldn't need make believe holidays for that to happen.

In my humble opinion.

[King Shizzo]

They live on Easter Island.  Easter Island.  And they never heard of Jesus.  Fine, if that's their story.

This is one of the best jokes in Getbig history. Absolutely fantastic.

[Zillotch]

Jesus was a cock-slurping retard.

Hope this helps.

every knee shall bow, burner

[King Shizzo]

I figure that Good Friday is a proper time to resurrect this annual thread bump.

[joswift]

I figure that Good Friday is a proper time to resurrect this annual thread bump.

He was executed on Friday and rose again on Sunday, so technically no, you should have waited until Sunday

[King Shizzo]

He was executed on Friday and rose again on Sunday, so technically no, you should have waited until Sunday

[Blockingback]

laugh out fucking loud I just laugh at people who use religion as a crutch or for any purpose at all. So you believe in god? Which one? Theres a bazillion of them. And going into some building on sunday saying some words and reading somebook makes you a better person? Get bent. And LOLOL at some tard who wrote dont eat meat its good friday. Eat my balls im eating meat every day.

Fuck religion, could people be more weak minded?

[SF1900]

I just ate two pork chops. 😰🫣😰🫣😰

[AbrahamG]

At 12:01am EST I will be eating my chicken and broccoli salad.

[Blockingback]

I just ate two pork chops. 😰🫣😰🫣😰

i consumed far too much turkey

[Coach is Back!]

Got to admit, having this Priests Chalice in our home during Holy week, blessed by Father Mike Schmitz and praying for the vocation of Priests all over is pretty cool….

[Coach is Back!]

…..then 3:00am Adoration at the Church

[Griffith]

Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity.

[AbrahamG]

Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity.

Without it, Christianity never would have persevered/existed. 

[Griffith]

Without it, Christianity never would have persevered/existed.

The original proselytes did not follow these pagan practices as they were extremely opposed to those policies of the Roman Empire.

Other pagan/Idol worship practises and concepts not contained in any Biblical or Apocryphal texts were later added often to the benefit of landlords and the ruling political elites, such as 'confession' which provided information relayed to their masters to better control their subjects.

[Griffith]

In Europe, Protestants won the 30 Years War, the treaty of Westphalia favoured the Protestants.

In the English Civil War, Protestants defeated the forces of the monarchy who were supported by Catholics.

[Griffith]

Until Italy was reunited, the Papal States were considered one of the most poorest, undeveloped and corrupt areas in Europe.

Things like railways were banned due to 'moral reasons'.

[Humble Narcissist]

Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity.

Yes, full of idolatry.

[French]

Everyone should learn to shit every morning on religions, God, and all the holy crap that represents them.

[Griffith]

Catholics larping as 'Christians' while praying to their wooden carvings of dead people