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Howard's personal advice thread now open for business
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:25:49 AM »
Ok folks, let me solve your marital issues and problems , right here on getbig.
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 07:30:52 AM »
I have a friend...well, he's not really a "friend", but more like an acquaintance that I know from an online bodybuilding forum (I know, but it isn't REALLY that gay).

Anyway, he's been married like 5 or 6 times and now he's hanging out a shingle to help others with their "marriage problems". How can I tell him that he might not be the best spokesman for stability and marital bliss?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 07:32:01 AM »
When did you tell yourself that you wanted to marry each woman? Was there a reason or just as time went on you felt obligated?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 07:39:09 AM »
how did you get so many of your ex-girlfriends to get fucked by you in the ass?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2015, 07:44:13 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 09, 2015, 07:30:52 AM
I have a friend...well, he's not really a "friend", but more like an acquaintance that I know from an online bodybuilding forum (I know, but it isn't REALLY that gay).

Anyway, he's been married like 5 or 6 times and now he's hanging out a shingle to help others with their "marriage problems". How can I tell him that he might not be the best spokesman for stability and marital bliss?
Tell him to eat some bean burritos and stick his head under the covers when he goes to bed.
The fart loud and long until he passes out under there.

Upon waking he's going to have a clearer outlook on life.
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 07:45:14 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:42:38 AM
I actually enjoy the lifestyle of being with one woman and building  life together.
Things change sometimes and you both have to part ways.

How many years was your longest marriage?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2015, 07:47:36 AM »
How big is your current wife up top?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2015, 07:49:47 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 09, 2015, 07:47:36 AM
How big is your current wife up top?
Not 100% sure because I never bought her a hat. ???
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2015, 07:51:05 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:48:04 AM
3rd one, Aug 1998- Oct 2006, 8 yrs 2 mos

How about the shortest one?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2015, 07:55:05 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:49:47 AM
Not 100% sure because I never bought her a hat. ???

bra size?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2015, 07:58:52 AM »
I am interested to see where this thread goes. My first lasted 6 years. Caught her in bed with another man. Second 44 years....last 20 was mostly as a care giver. She died of cancer amongst other illness. Current marriage two years. Several year long wild live ins with nympho girlfriends in between marriages. They ended very badly. Guess I am monogamous.

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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2015, 08:06:00 AM »
Unsealed but the mayor of bodybuilding basically called you a pussy on MD. Do you have a statement prepared in response?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2015, 08:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:48:04 AM
3rd one, Aug 1998- Oct 2006, 8 yrs 2 mos

I've had T-shirts longer
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2015, 08:41:06 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:53:01 AM
My current wife as she's only around 5"4"

Nice, I like petit women. (no pedo)
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2015, 08:45:20 AM »
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2015, 09:20:28 AM »
Quote from: Princess L on January 09, 2015, 08:06:51 AM
I've had T-shirts longer

I'm currently wearing a nice Class of 94 shirt that I must have purchased in 1993.  I look like a greek statue in it.   ;D

they don't make clothes (or apparently, ex-wives) like they used to.  
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2015, 09:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:25:49 AM
Ok folks, let me solve your marital issues and problems , right here on getbig.

How many homosexual encounters did you have while married, just round the number off to the nearest 100 or so.
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2015, 09:42:00 AM »
Howard's marriage success = oxymoron
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2015, 09:55:47 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:25:49 AM
Ok folks, let me solve your marital issues and problems , right here on getbig.

Howard, I do not see the point of getting married


Can you explain the benefits of getting married?
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2015, 09:57:55 AM »
 ::) marriage success?  Is this a joke?  

You obviously did not learn your lesson the 1st time, or the 2nd or the 3rd time.

Anyone married more than once is not qualified to give marriage advice.

The only advice a man needs is NOT to do it.
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2015, 10:14:50 AM »
Quote from: Mr Anabolic on January 09, 2015, 09:57:55 AM
::) marriage success?  Is this a joke? 

You obviously did not learn your lesson the 1st time, or the 2nd or the 3rd time.

Anyone married more than once is not qualified to give marriage advice.

The only advice a man needs is NOT to do it.


Hey, hey, hey!! 

Howard has donned a skimpy pair of bedazzled panties and made muscles before throngs of panting men.....you will respect his marriage advices!!
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2015, 10:51:51 AM »
Quote from: Red Hook on January 09, 2015, 09:55:47 AM
Howard, I do not see the point of getting married


Can you explain the benefits of getting married?

For Howard it seems to involve a strap-on and a tube of KY jelly.
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2015, 10:58:26 AM »
Personally I don't understand getting married so many times. Why not live together when you have a terrible track record?

 I worked with a guy who never married and lived in an amazing house. His girlfriend moved in and he was so paranoid that she could claim a common law marriage. He thought if it went on years she could get his house and  half the money.  He felt he solved that problem by making her pay rent. She gave him a check for chump change like $100 bucks a month with a memo it was for rent. He would then give her a receipt. He felt that protected him.
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2015, 11:45:38 AM »
Quote from: TheShape. on January 09, 2015, 08:45:20 AM
;D

Chaos has probably had toenail fungus longer.
 ;D
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Re: Howard's marriage success thread now open for business
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2015, 04:41:05 PM »
howard has a case of the downs. true story bro
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