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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2015, 09:18:52 PM »
Haku is extremely tough, without question.  But there's always someone tougher out there.  Always.  

Getbig has 3-4 guys alone that would whup Haku's ass. SuckMyMuscle and ESFitness immediately come to mind.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2015, 09:35:55 PM »
Getbig has 3-4 guys alone that would whup Haku's ass. SuckMyMuscle and ESFitness immediately come to mind.


Not just that, but make Haku tap out like a bitch.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2015, 09:42:32 PM »
Not just that, but make Haku tap out like a bitch.

Is this the part where Haku hides in a Jack-In-The-Box to escape from big kubby?

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2015, 09:52:02 PM »
I took on 11-12

Not your fault, they chose Option D.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2015, 10:06:28 PM »
Steven Seagal would have Haku beaten to a pulp b4 the big guy knew WTF happened

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2015, 10:45:55 PM »
Some serious man love for Haku going on in this thread.  Pathetic !!!
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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2015, 10:56:33 PM »
This Haku gentlemen doesn't seem very courteous. Why does he always practice such poor citizenship? Perhaps he has a rash or some form of prickly heat and that makes him irritable?  Whatever the reasons, he certainly does sound like one rough & rowdy rabblerouser.
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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2015, 12:47:23 AM »
They'll be some 7 foot Viking, working on a crab fishing boat somewhere, who has never been in a fight. But, when attacked, will go fucking apeshit and slaughter Haku and any witnesses in an instant. He'll then proceed to take the evidence and drop it to the bottom of some Nordic fjord, and no one will ever talk about him on getbig as being the toughest guy in the world.

Point being, there is no way of ever knowing who the world's toughest guy is.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2015, 12:48:07 AM »
William Regal says he s the toughest man in history and no one ever no boxer no MMAer NO ONE beats Haku in a street fight.
Do YOU know anyone who could?
SUckmymuscle?
BigSteve?




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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2015, 12:58:21 AM »
William Regal says he s the toughest man in history and no one ever no boxerno MMAer NO ONE beats Haku in a street fight.
Do YOU know anyone who could?
SUckmymuscle?
BigSteve?

Anyone who was that badass at fighting has made millions from that talent/skill....Zito and his (untested) claims are echoing the claims of Vic Richards who claimed to be the biggest bodybuilder of all time....yet he never came close to standing on stage next to Ronnie or even Dorian back in the day....he was watery and dbol swollen and had no back.

I think anyone crazy enough to put up a street fight with a young Tyson would be hospitalized if a glimpse of a punch landed. Heavy weight boxers with the strongest chins crumbled. Being a tough guy against average Joe in airports as opposed to fighting a professional doesn't pan out well, and Kimbo Slice proved it too.


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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2015, 04:04:54 AM »
I'd pay to see Haku fight this guy in his prime.




No doubt Haku was bad . . . its widely known / agreed upon, however Scott is a fucken force. Scottie and Rick would fuck with anyone. Once took an WCW ego maniac, tied him up with electrical tape in the locker room,  stuck a pencil in his ass and had everyone pissed on him.

Lex came to town, Scott before ever meeting him, walked up behind him, kicked his legs out from under him, spit on him and stood there waiting for a response. Lex must have been briefed . . .

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2015, 05:42:08 AM »
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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2015, 06:58:50 AM »
When I was in college, I wrestled for an independent promotion in Fayetteville.  We did a couple of shows with Barbarian and he told us lots of Haku stories.

He said it wasn't just that Haku was aggressive, fast or could hit hard...he said it was that he couldn't be hurt.  Iron jaw and short of a tire iron to the head, you're not knocking him out.  Stories upon stories about how feared and respected he was, even by Andre.

That's a bad dude.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2015, 07:08:33 AM »
Tesla Falcon could
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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2015, 07:46:01 AM »
Scott Steiner has said in interviews he knew better than to fuck with Haku.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2015, 10:21:34 AM »
When I was in college, I wrestled for an independent promotion in Fayetteville.  We did a couple of shows with Barbarian and he told us lots of Haku stories.

He said it wasn't just that Haku was aggressive, fast or could hit hard...he said it was that he couldn't be hurt.  Iron jaw and short of a tire iron to the head, you're not knocking him out.  Stories upon stories about how feared and respected he was, even by Andre.

That's a bad dude.

Patty Slade who was a jobber for WWF back in the day said a similar thing. The man doesn't feel pain.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2015, 02:28:11 PM »
Haku's kick, savate kick or whatever, was fcukin' vicious.   The whole motion seemed bred in him, so it was prob a danger regardless of how drunk he was.  I couldn't imagine squaring off with a guy, then out of nowhere comes a Haku savate kick.  Good night Irene.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2015, 04:12:05 PM »
Big Noli would stand a chance against Haku and the Steiners.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2015, 06:34:26 PM »
Haku takes a bite out of crime

It all started out innocently, with Sullivan and Haku searching for a place to grab a six-pack to take back to their hotel. With all of the area liquor stores closed, they headed to the nearest tavern to buy some brewskis.

“There was a guy in there that was playing pool,” Sullivan said. “We weren’t locals, so he saw us and called Meng a real derogatory word that you shouldn’t use.”

That’s when things took a turn for the unbelievable.

“The next thing I know is that Meng goozles the guy like Mr. Spock,” Sullivan said. “It was fast and furious. He then grabbed another guy who tried to get involved and knocked him unconscious.”

Sullivan still can’t believe what he saw next.

“Meng bit through the guy’s shirt like a wolf, bit a chunk out of the guy’s back, then spit it on the floor,” he said. “I said, ‘It’s time to go.’ ”

Sullivan and Meng raced out of the bar. As they drove away, they could see the flashing lights of cop cars pulling into the tavern in the rearview mirror. Sullivan had an idea of what the officers might be thinking when they surveyed the scene.

“I’m sure that when they saw what happened, they thought, ‘Well, we can go and chase whatever’s in that car,’ ” he said. “ ‘Or maybe we don’t want to catch what’s in that car.’ ”

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2015, 07:31:05 PM »
William Regal says he s the toughest man in history and no one ever no boxer no MMAer NO ONE beats Haku in a street fight.
Do YOU know anyone who could?
SUckmymuscle?
BigSteve?


The Samoans in general were known in the "industry" to be the toughest guys around. No one wanted to get into a fight with them outside of the ring.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2015, 08:03:49 PM »
Haku (Tonga Fifita) acknowledged more than once that Harley Race was his equal. Harley was past his prime when he and Haku fought in WWF/WCW. Evidently Harley Race was not to be fucked with outside the ring.

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Re: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight?
« Reply #48 on: January 15, 2015, 03:56:23 AM »
Haku (Tonga Fifita) acknowledged more than once that Harley Race was his equal. Harley was past his prime when he and Haku fought in WWF/WCW. Evident Harley Race was not to be fucked with outside the ring.



Harley Race smoked pole - fact.

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