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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #100 on: February 15, 2015, 06:27:30 PM »
Has he given up on this yet?

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #101 on: February 15, 2015, 06:29:53 PM »
No.  Fuck you very much.
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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #102 on: February 15, 2015, 06:38:35 PM »
No.  Fuck you very much.

Would you also help Basile or let him die?

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #103 on: February 16, 2015, 11:26:36 AM »
Was in rehab with a nurse. Worked with a million of them. Good choice, they get paid well and not too difficult of a job. I think the problem will be getting into a program. I think the wait list is long at most school. Good luck wiggenbaum.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #104 on: February 16, 2015, 03:41:35 PM »
Employment for life. I work in health care and nurses are recruited from anywhere they can find them. Stay with it, short term pain for long term gain.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #105 on: February 16, 2015, 03:52:33 PM »
I tend to take my time regarding making decisions that will severely impact my life (anyone should).  I never thought it would be a careerfield I'd consider because of my ego. But after working closely with them for a year and picking their brains, I've decided this is my calling for the following reasons:

1.  I enjoy helping people...I mean I really enjoy helping people, it's the way I am.
2. There will not be a recession or depression in this career field.
3. I get to really use my brain.  
4.  I make great money and have the potential to make even greater money.
5.  Plenty of time off. Can you beat working 3 12 hour shifts per week and getting paid 70gs +per year and much more if you want overtime (100g category depending on the specialty)?
6. 4 weeks off and more per year.
7. Respect
8. I have a B.A. already and don't have to go to too much school to start working
9. I can work anywhere in the world
10. I still have my Post 911 G.I. Bill to go to school for free and get paid while I do it.


The career field is Registered Nurse.  I've heard the test to get your license is difficult but I've always been a good student so I have no doubt I'll pass if I pay attention and study.

I have some  prerequisite biology classes I must knock out before I get started and I go to an orientation next week.

I can't tell you how shitty it feels to not know what you want to do in life but not being broke or poor.  I'm glad I've found my calling.  

Do you ladies and gents have any additional info to add or advices?

Gaylord "Wiggs" Focker.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #106 on: February 16, 2015, 04:09:57 PM »
Are you still moving away from Las Vegas  ???

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #107 on: February 16, 2015, 06:52:37 PM »
looking back at what you can remember of your life you should be able to concede that you have the  attention span of a flea and no capability to commit to anything.
you will not be a nurse. it requires commitment and perseverence

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #108 on: February 16, 2015, 07:38:29 PM »
I went back an did what you are looking into. About 8 years after I finished my history degree I realized it was time to make a change, so I went for a BSN. I did an accelerated/second degree program, which was basically Sophomore, Junior and Senior years crammed into 15 months. It was grueling and had a high attrition rate, but it was definitely worthwhile.

If you do a traditional program there is really no way to speed it up because the classes are sequenced. Health Assessment has to come before Med-Surg I and II, and so on. I would not recommend the LPN idea that someone suggested. To me it is a different career path, I think anything other than going straight for a BSN would be a waste of time and would only distract you from your real goal. Nursing school is not easy from a workload perspective, and a lot of it is ticky tack busy work. I would love to tell that three years later I see the point of all those med sheets we filled out, but I don't.
 
I think some of the dollar figures in this thread are a little batty. I could get to that $70,000 point or have a 4 days a week off, but I can't do both. The real money comes when you pick up extra shifts. Where I work we get a pretty nice per hour bonus plus time and a half overtime after 40 hours. I could make around $50 an hour in that 4th 12 hour shift. Personally I generally value the time off more.  As far as ease of finding a job as a new graduate, I think that it is often overstated. There is a lot of regional variation. Where I live it can be somewhat difficult for a new grad, as there are a ton of nursing schools.  Having said that I found a job at a ranked hospital within a couple weeks of passing the NCLEX.

The reason I chose nursing was because there were so many different options. Not all involve caring for the elderly or the terminally ill. That is not the area that I work in. Good luck with it and I'm sure you'll find something you enjoy.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #109 on: February 16, 2015, 07:46:53 PM »
Good luck bro, wish you the best. :)

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #110 on: February 16, 2015, 07:47:45 PM »
Reality check.  He is making the transition from working the guard shack as a security officer to an orderly.  He will be pissmopping and taking out trash.  Can we please put this thread to bed now.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #111 on: February 17, 2015, 04:10:37 PM »
Gaylord "Wiggs" Focker.

There's something 'gay' about helping people ???

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #112 on: February 17, 2015, 04:45:18 PM »
I went back an did what you are looking into. About 8 years after I finished my history degree I realized it was time to make a change, so I went for a BSN. I did an accelerated/second degree program, which was basically Sophomore, Junior and Senior years crammed into 15 months. It was grueling and had a high attrition rate, but it was definitely worthwhile.

If you do a traditional program there is really no way to speed it up because the classes are sequenced. Health Assessment has to come before Med-Surg I and II, and so on. I would not recommend the LPN idea that someone suggested. To me it is a different career path, I think anything other than going straight for a BSN would be a waste of time and would only distract you from your real goal. Nursing school is not easy from a workload perspective, and a lot of it is ticky tack busy work. I would love to tell that three years later I see the point of all those med sheets we filled out, but I don't.
 
I think some of the dollar figures in this thread are a little batty. I could get to that $70,000 point or have a 4 days a week off, but I can't do both. The real money comes when you pick up extra shifts. Where I work we get a pretty nice per hour bonus plus time and a half overtime after 40 hours. I could make around $50 an hour in that 4th 12 hour shift. Personally I generally value the time off more.  As far as ease of finding a job as a new graduate, I think that it is often overstated. There is a lot of regional variation. Where I live it can be somewhat difficult for a new grad, as there are a ton of nursing schools.  Having said that I found a job at a ranked hospital within a couple weeks of passing the NCLEX.

The reason I chose nursing was because there were so many different options. Not all involve caring for the elderly or the terminally ill. That is not the area that I work in. Good luck with it and I'm sure you'll find something you enjoy.
Nice reply. We need actual info every once in awhile.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #113 on: February 17, 2015, 06:38:37 PM »
There's something 'gay' about helping people ???

Gaylord Focker was Ben Stiller's character in Meet the Parents.  He was a male nurse and Bobby DeNiro made sport of it.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #114 on: February 17, 2015, 06:49:41 PM »
Nucca, those science courses are going to EAT. YOU. ALIVE.

You are probably experiencing a manic episode.  For your sake, lets hope you come back to reality before you enroll.

Good Luck, Wiggs.  I think you are getting in over your head here.  I don't know too many nurses that came from menial/labor type jobs...


What an ignorant-ass post, lol.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #115 on: February 18, 2015, 04:37:06 AM »
Gaylord Focker was Ben Stiller's character in Meet the Parents.  He was a male nurse and Bobby DeNiro made sport of it.

Ah, gotya. I've never seen that movie, but Stiller is a great actor.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #116 on: July 06, 2018, 12:58:06 AM »
And now you're a fucking personal trainer.

I guess you looked at the RN curriculum for semester 1 and shit your Hebrew drawers on the run up to the stairs to the registrar's office to disenroll in time to get your enrollment refund, right?

LMFAO.

Hebrew my ass. A Jew would've bought the college by now and started his own nursing school.

Spot on,  ;D

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2018, 01:11:09 AM »
In no circumstance should a male be a nurse.

It’s super gay.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #118 on: July 06, 2018, 03:42:46 AM »
Nursing curriculum is basically the same as pre-med.

Biology, chemistry, that stuff.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #119 on: July 06, 2018, 04:01:16 AM »

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #120 on: July 06, 2018, 04:06:33 AM »
And now you're a fucking personal trainer.

I guess you looked at the RN curriculum for semester 1 and shit your Hebrew drawers on the run up to the stairs to the registrar's office to disenroll in time to get your enrollment refund, right?

LMFAO.

Hebrew my ass. A Jew would've bought the college by now and started his own nursing school.

Wrong from beginning to end. Nursing and Doctoring in Western Civilization is a complete and utter scam. It's symptom management and I want no part of it. It's archaic and used to make money where money shouldn't be made. Total scam!
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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #121 on: July 06, 2018, 04:08:41 AM »
What a delusional post. Plenty of time off? Dream on.... that's not the reality and if you think you get breaks in your 12 plus hour days think again.

Do your research properly.

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #122 on: July 06, 2018, 04:09:59 AM »
In no circumstance should a male be a nurse.

It’s super gay.

How about a hairdresser or florist?

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #123 on: July 06, 2018, 04:49:13 AM »
Wrong from beginning to end. Nursing and Doctoring in Western Civilization is a complete and utter scam. It's symptom management and I want no part of it. It's archaic and used to make money where money shouldn't be made. Total scam!

So how is Nursing & Doctoring in NON Western civilization ?, let's say in Chad,Mali or Kongo  ???

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Re: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration
« Reply #124 on: July 06, 2018, 05:46:46 AM »
In no circumstance should a male be a nurse.

It’s super gay.

LMAO  :D