I am hoping that AJ can rectify all of this.

Yes, I can rectify it: TA is a miserable little democrat bitch.
I am a conservative/libertarian that supports small government, individualist candidates with my considerable largess.
I am a Catholic who supports the pro-life position and (*gasp*) believes in evolution.
I am a climate skeptic because meteorologists can't figure out if a snowstorm is going to hit NYC in 12 hours, how the fuck can they predict temperatures 200 years in the future?
Deal with it, bitches.