Somewhere...Somewhere out "there"... Somewhere out "there" a schmoe is fapping to this. Can you imagine the outright self loathing and brutal loneliness at the realization that you fap to manlets in dong thongs must bring upon a person?
Surely it must give even a seasoned dong-thonger pause to consider how they wound up such a waste case. When and where did it all go wrong?
Looking in the mirror and seeing Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather must really tear the soul apart.
Generation Ironic.