Getbig poems

[Kim Jong Bob]

Rosor är röda violer är blå, tbombz är bög vince goodrum likaså

[BigCyp]

I don't take kindly to disrespect,
It will anger me, what do you expect?

A grocery store, parking lot, in line at Walmart,
These are the places I urge you, don't start.

I'm fresh outta the clink, you're gonna get shot,
Don't care about pussyfication just go call S.W.A.T.

Beautiful.

[thegamechanger]

poems are for faggotts
said fred phelps
and if you didnt know
i hope this helps

[FitnessFrenzy]

Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.

Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.

 

[BigCyp]

Hebrews are black,
Moses wasn't a jew,
Aluminium is great for hats,
And we're all from Nibiru.

[BigCyp]

O the grand old life of Coach
Who shouts, while men lift weights
He makes them squat
Past 90 degrees
So he can talk with them
face to face. 

[Simple Simon]

Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.

Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.

[booty]

Talented people. 

[BigCyp]

Talented people. 

You have some great talents booty (2).

[booty]

You have some great talents booty (2).

I wish I could write sweet poetry BigCyp. I might have a go.

[wes]

Funny stuff!   

[foozle]

There once was a man named joon
Who bragged about mountains of poon
But here is the trick
They all had a dick
And I'm sure he will gobble more soon

[thegamechanger]

getbig is a board full of shit
threads about ugly girls people would hit
i hope that one day, ron wakes up
and decides to get rid of it

[thegamechanger]

poems should be short
or you better abort

[ritch]

There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee

He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,

But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.

Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.

So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.

Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!

Pretty good!

[Uncle Joon]

There once was a man named joon
Who bragged about mountains of poon
But here is the trick
They all had a dick
And I'm sure he will gobble more soon

OMG OMG OMG

((((((((((((FOOOZLE)))))))))))
Holy shit
I missed u fucker....lol
send me password let me share
xx

[Kwon_2]

There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee

He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,

But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.

Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.

So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.

Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!

LOL Naval Poetry at it's finest! (of Peace)

[Ronnie Rep]

There once was a Getbigger named Pellius
Under aged girls underwear he loved to smellius
Didn't think it was a crime
Till the judge said do the time
You can all go to hellius

[IronMeister]

Howard likes to fuck, but no French letter
Cause without kids, life is so much better
So in the end, he was forced
To stay away from getbig of course

he hates his life, and he hate you
he hates his wife, and navy's mike wife too
he hates to hate, and he hates that
he hate his life so very bad
he hates his kids and never thought
that he will praise abort!  

[mr.turbo]

dear pellius

please don't post anymore

you're just a terrible bore

stay under your tarp and snore

til sun comes up on the shore

gather your flip flops and gin

down that bottle and swim

way out into the ocean

never to be seen again!

[kreator]

roses are red
violets are blue
your pussy is wet
and my dick is hard too

[mr.turbo]

roses are red
violets are blue
your pussy is wet
and my dick is hard too

dreams come true
in the land of nibiru

 

[kreator]

i dream the dream of this guy really jacked
jacked like nasser but not from the back
sweating profusely as i turn in my bed
i cringe at the thought that nasser is dead

 

[Kwon_2]

Rosor är röda violer är blå, tbombz är bög vince goodrum likaså

LOL bäst dikt hittills!

[FitnessFrenzy]

i dream the dream of this guy really jacked
jacked like nasser but not from the back
sweating profusely as i turn in my bed
i cringe at the thought that nasser is dead

 

a no homo would have helped