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FitnessFrenzy
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« on: February 22, 2015, 02:52:40 PM »

if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit

he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros

how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?
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greeneyes
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TeaM beautiful éyés FéLLa whén he eatiNg


« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2015, 03:24:53 PM »

Guy was quite funny
before he wore that bunny
made by a billionaire
He considered gay porn his fresh air

It had a hole
so you can see his butthole
but all you can see is butt hair
and envy that chair

While in jesus he turned
in getbig he get owned
His name is taylor
but his friends call him
the dicks sailor





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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2015, 05:39:33 PM »

Guy was quite funny
before he wore that bunny
made by a billionaire
He considered gay porn his fresh air

It had a hole
so you can see his butthole
but all you can see is butt hair
and envy that chair

While in jesus he turned
in getbig he get owned
His name is taylor
but his friends call him
the dicks sailor


greeneyes says he hates gays,
but he is just living in a haze
what he really craves
is the good old days

when his coach's would dress him like a chick
and violate his ass with a giant ass dick
greeneyes is just a gay trick
that work's at truck stops
rick, nick or vic
it does matter, as long as you
got the cash
your balls he will lick

So next time you see
a bigot ass troll name greeneyes
just know he is full of lies
and he cries in his french fries
knowing he is a hateful shit.


hopefully he replies



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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2015, 03:54:59 AM »

greeneyes says he hates gays,
but he is just living in a haze
what he really craves
is the good old days

when his coach's would dress him like a chick
and violate his ass with a giant ass dick
greeneyes is just a gay trick
that work's at truck stops
rick, nick or vic
it does matter, as long as you
got the cash
your balls he will lick

So next time you see
a bigot ass troll name greeneyes
just know he is full of lies
and he cries in his french fries
knowing he is a hateful shit.


hopefully he replies


Grin
Htexan doesn't know poem rhythm
but know how to give an ass a rim
he says he doesn't like the cock
but we all know it's just a joke
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2015, 02:35:31 AM »

if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit

he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros

how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?

Talent, just pure talent, outstanding  Smiley,

Anything about Obese Vincenzino & his Fatly Ex   Cheesy

OBW, congratulation 4 elimination of Leopold  Grin ,
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2015, 02:59:55 AM »

Ode to Goodrum

dreams of owning a Jaguar
mystery hebrew in his avatar

scammed Red Bull for free drinks
at sex, we don't know if he prefers twinks

being obese is not his best look
but Basile says he knows every scam in the book

his efforts to attract people to his forum are in vain
much so like Greg Plitt dancing in front of a train

to watch his level of delusion can be a pain
life would improve for Goodrum if he would start to train

he is not afraid of a head on Walmart attack
but at least his ex cross eyed lover will hold him back

investing in bitcoin can be tricky stuff
but it is better than wanking to snuff
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2015, 02:45:38 PM »

joon and skorpio will open a night club
here you can get a sensual hand job
from a dime piece shemale
who once sucked off christian bale

their most famous cocktail is called the meltdown
which is served over liquid nitrogen while Joon is
dressed as a clown

on wednesdays big ro comes to guest pose in a pink thong
it barely covers his semi-hard schlong
people in the crowd throw grapefruits on stage
and big ro eats most of them like a celtic sage

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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2015, 03:10:54 PM »

joon and skorpio will open a night club
here you can get a sensual hand job
from a dime piece shemale
who once sucked off christian bale

their most famous cocktail is called the meltdown
which is served over liquid nitrogen while Joon is
dressed as a clown

on wednesdays big ro comes to guest pose in a pink thong
it barely covers his semi-hard schlong
people in the crowd throw grapefruits on stage
and big ro eats most of them like a celtic sage




 Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2015, 03:23:37 PM »

a brutal place aka the thunderdome

for 40 yr old for schomes who never left home

plenty of keyboard assasins abound

vinyl weights in the basement smashing around

a great place to come make a friend

or get scammed for $600 worth of tren



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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2015, 03:43:24 PM »

Some good reads!!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2015, 03:47:16 PM »

if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit

he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros

how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?
roses are red
violets are blue
poems are gay
so are you
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2015, 04:10:28 PM »

shit fuck hebrew honkey runt

you my friend are a kunt

chicken rice potato powder protein

bicep tricep adipose tissue lean

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HTexan
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Heath must lose!!


« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2015, 04:23:09 PM »

First off, fuck you bitch
And the max rep you claim
Dicks you ride
in locker showers just came
You claim to be a Coach
But you fail for life
Clients are bust you coached
They are fuck for Life
Coach tryin' to see me weak
threads I rip
Melvin and Coach
Some lame ass bitches
Schmoes keep cumming
While you run up your Posts
Schmoes jacking
keep on busting on you fools
You know the rules
Room 7, go ask you homie
by the ice machine
You on knees and ass up
You rectum left in pieces
Now be deceased
greeneyes,
Don't fuck around with real internet G's
Quick to banned your gimmick ass, off these streets
So fuck peace
I'll let them hoes know
It's on for Life

 Grin modified hit em up, best diss song ever Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Pretty sure he isn't in Ibiza getting the girls


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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2015, 12:42:29 AM »

Ode to Goodrum

dreams of owning a Jaguar
mystery hebrew in his avatar

scammed Red Bull for free drinks
at sex, we don't know if he prefers twinks

being obese is not his best look
but Basile says he knows every scam in the book

his efforts to attract people to his forum are in vain
much so like Greg Plitt dancing in front of a train

to watch his level of delusion can be a pain
life would improve for Goodrum if he would start to train

he is not afraid of a head on Walmart attack
but at least his ex cross eyed lover will hold him back

investing in bitcoin can be tricky stuff
but it is better than wanking to snuff

This one is great!
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Pretty sure he isn't in Ibiza getting the girls


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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2015, 12:48:24 AM »

joon and skorpio will open a night club
here you can get a sensual hand job
from a dime piece shemale
who once sucked off christian bale

their most famous cocktail is called the meltdown
which is served over liquid nitrogen while Joon is
dressed as a clown

on wednesdays big ro comes to guest pose in a pink thong
it barely covers his semi-hard schlong
people in the crowd throw grapefruits on stage
and big ro eats most of them like a celtic sage



Hahahahah celtic sage of peace! Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2015, 01:06:08 AM »

Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.

Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2015, 01:23:43 AM »

Twinkle twinkle little rock,
Life is easy in the loft.
Up above the house, so high
While my folks are in Dubai,
Twinkle twinkle little rock,
One more crackpipe,
Must log off.
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2015, 01:35:18 AM »

and then upon a summers night

a figure appeared frail and slight

a skeletal aberration hideous to behold

a woman repeller an ugly toad

a man of whom we all make fun

the legend returns dj 181

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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2015, 01:36:38 AM »

and then upon a summers night

a figure appeared frail and slight

a skeletal aberration hideous to behold

a woman repeller an ugly toad

a man of whom we all make fun

the legend returns dj 181



Is that an adaption or original? Bravo if you wrote it.
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2015, 01:37:18 AM »

Is that an adaption or original? Bravo if you wrote it.

its all me blud

I right a lot of shit  Cool

songs etc
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2015, 01:38:34 AM »

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see Pellius kids,
Don't forget to scream.



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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2015, 01:41:44 AM »

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see Pellius kids,
Don't forget to scream.





 Grin

the leather skinned turtle man creeps outside the schools

typing 1000 word essays to those he calls fools

beware of the turtle man his ju jitsu is slick

beware of the pellius so twisted and sick
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2015, 01:42:18 AM »

Grin

the leather skinned turtle man creeps outside the schools

typing 1000 word essays to those he calls fools

beware of the turtle man his ju jitsu is slick

beware of the pellius so twisted and sick

Hahaha  Grin
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2015, 01:49:43 AM »

I don't take kindly to disrespect,
It will anger me, what do you expect?

A grocery store, parking lot, in line at Walmart,
These are the places I urge you, don't start.

I'm fresh outta the clink, you're gonna get shot,
Don't care about pussyfication just go call S.W.A.T.
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2015, 01:50:29 AM »

Twinkle, twinkle those blue stars
how I wonder where you are?

for fuck's sake, I'm Mr. Canada
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