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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2015, 08:45:44 AM »
I'd have thought you'd charge more to get a stink thumb vs stink finger?
More anal stretching = higher fee $$,  maybe not?
Hmmm, getbig can still surprise me .

I figure if he needs all $4400 he can still type with his elbows.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2015, 08:49:16 AM »
I figure if he needs all $4400 he can still type with his elbows.

You could buy those too...


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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2015, 08:50:53 AM »
I'll pay you $500 for each finger.  $200 for a thumb.

I'd keep my thumb..

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2015, 08:51:12 AM »
Time to ask your mom for that allowance raise.
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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2015, 08:51:51 AM »

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2015, 08:56:27 AM »
Dude, I spent many earlier years driving epic beater cars. 20 yrs go, I was driving a 1991 GEO Metro with no AC. Before that , I was driving a 1985 Chrysler Lebaron, aka Bundy Dodge. After several YEARS of work (and  school) I bought my 1st brand new car, a 2003 Kia Spectra and was thrilled. By the time I was a regular poster on getbig, I had a nice ride...coincidence? ???

It's called work your way up the old fashioned way and don't bitch or ask for handouts.

Awesome post I had a Lebaron also in high school that was painted 3 different colors everyone called it the "Fruit Mobile" got so much shit for it and no dates. After College I got a Neon then a Mustang, then a Charger and have had my Challenger for 2 years. Best thing to do Flinestone get your education. Women love a built guy with their shit together.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2015, 09:02:24 AM »
I hope he is trolling.

If not, this just gets better and better.  :D :D :D
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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2015, 09:14:46 AM »
Flintstones have you tried going back to school yet.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2015, 09:18:12 AM »
Go and strip.  You claim to be in good shape.  Make a few hundred a night easily.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2015, 09:21:10 AM »
Flintstones have you tried going back to school yet.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2015, 09:22:36 AM »
Go and strip.  You claim to be in good shape.  Make a few hundred a night easily.

yeah right. One must be 21 to do that. He's still a few years away from that.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2015, 09:23:56 AM »
yeah right. One must be 21 to do that. He's still a few years away from that.


He'll never turn 21, he's been 19 for years now.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2015, 09:30:46 AM »
yeah right. One must be 21 to do that. He's still a few years away from that.

He's been 19 years old for the last 23 years.
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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2015, 09:32:19 AM »

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2015, 09:59:16 AM »
Yeah if I could find a job.
^^
Have you tried the military??  I'm a vet...
It was worth it in the long run, I'm in Corrections Dept. now...

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2015, 10:06:52 AM »
^^
Have you tried the military??  I'm a vet...
It was worth it in the long run, I'm in Corrections Dept. now...

Flint can't get the 8/10 while he's humping a ruck and shooting at Haji.

Plus, he's only 16...

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2015, 10:08:19 AM »
What about trying your luck escorting stud? I'm sure there's a lot of wealthy of middle aged cougars who'd love to"date" a perennial 19 year old.

Panhandlers often drive new trucks also.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2015, 10:18:56 AM »
Here you tried -


http://www.musclehunks.com/ .

or

http://www.straightfraternity.com/ .

A few vids and it's in the driveway, plus you get real bodybuilding street cred.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2015, 10:36:11 AM »
What about trying your luck escorting stud? I'm sure there's a lot of wealthy of middle aged cougars who'd love to"date" a perennial 19 year old.

Panhandlers often drive new trucks also.

I Just dumped an 8.5/10 with a lot of money who wants a relationship. Anyone who knows me can pm me for a pic. I  probably could live off her and thought about it but she would have me on a leash and I want my freedom. And I doubt she would buy me a new truck either, she'd cook for me and buy me things here and there..,
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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2015, 11:26:38 AM »
Let's not forget why we are really here...


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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2015, 11:28:11 AM »
Let's not forget why we are really here...

It seems this 8.5/10 (not pictured) has induced quite the meltdown.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2015, 11:34:40 AM »
It seems this 8.5/10 (not pictured) has induced quite the meltdown.

As if that is something atypical of him.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2015, 11:39:06 AM »
how old are you now brah? you need to stop messing around and make something of your self. if you don't want to go back to school, or get a job or try to start a business - maybe look at stripping or escorting (straight). It is pretty lowlife but better than being a deadbeat.

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2015, 11:43:11 AM »
It seems this 8.5/10 (not pictured) has induced quite the meltdown.

I can't stop laughing at the fact that picture caused him to melt. I just came close to dropping a db on my fucking head because I was laughing!

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Re: Help flinstones get a new truck...last straw for me
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2015, 11:47:50 AM »
how old are you now brah? you need to stop messing around and make something of your self. if you don't want to go back to school, or get a job or try to start a business - maybe look at stripping or escorting (straight). It is pretty lowlife but better than being a deadbeat.

He's too busy bragging about getting 9's to do anything with his life. This is going to be a typical conversation in 30 years that he is going to have with someone his age.

Flin: yo, man, I had sex with a 9.
50 year old friend: That's nice.
Flin: Yo, yo, yolo, I met her in da club. You only live once.
50 year old friend: That's nice. I really dont care. I have a wife, job, and 2 kids. That stuff does not appeal to me any more.
Flin: yo, yolo, she was a hotty.
50 year old friend: Sorry, I have to get back to work
Flin: yolo, what is work? I gots no education, job or skills, no cars either, you hear me, homie.
50 year old friend: Um, okay, whatever you say. I do not know what to tell you.
Flin: yolo, my broskie, I be hitting up the gym now. Spot me 10 bucks for a protein shake, yolo!
50 year old:  How are you again?
Flin: yolo, jersey shore, I be 49 years old.
50 year old: We are going to have to end this friendship.
Flin: Yolo, I be going to post on facebook and getbig about this, to see how you can be my friend again. Then when you wont be my friend again, I going to have to get you back on facebook. Yolo, peace outz.
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