how old are you now brah? you need to stop messing around and make something of your self. if you don't want to go back to school, or get a job or try to start a business - maybe look at stripping or escorting (straight). It is pretty lowlife but better than being a deadbeat.
He's too busy bragging about getting 9's to do anything with his life. This is going to be a typical conversation in 30 years that he is going to have with someone his age.
Flin: yo, man, I had sex with a 9.
50 year old friend: That's nice.
Flin: Yo, yo, yolo, I met her in da club. You only live once.
50 year old friend: That's nice. I really dont care. I have a wife, job, and 2 kids. That stuff does not appeal to me any more.
Flin: yo, yolo, she was a hotty.
50 year old friend: Sorry, I have to get back to work
Flin: yolo, what is work? I gots no education, job or skills, no cars either, you hear me, homie.
50 year old friend: Um, okay, whatever you say. I do not know what to tell you.
Flin: yolo, my broskie, I be hitting up the gym now. Spot me 10 bucks for a protein shake, yolo!
50 year old: How are you again?
Flin: yolo, jersey shore, I be 49 years old.
50 year old: We are going to have to end this friendship.
Flin: Yolo, I be going to post on facebook and getbig about this, to see how you can be my friend again. Then when you wont be my friend again, I going to have to get you back on facebook. Yolo, peace outz.