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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2015, 04:30:40 PM »


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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #51 on: February 25, 2015, 04:31:09 PM »
Absolutely nothing's sacred! Bet he will also be a gay Bond with hiv to please everyone.
And Muslim.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2015, 04:33:35 PM »
LOL....

off the top of my head...
Banshee, Arrow, Castle, Transporter series, Edge of Tomorrow...etc...

apparently men suck and cant fight.. it takes a woman to save them..

Is the transporter tv series any good.saw the reviews and stayed away

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« Reply #53 on: February 25, 2015, 04:34:22 PM »
And Muslim.

Right I forgot. Basically, anything Bond wasn't in the 60's he shall now become.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #54 on: February 25, 2015, 04:34:54 PM »

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Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.

Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #55 on: February 25, 2015, 04:36:00 PM »
And Muslim.

Q's last gadget for Bond is a suicide belt triggered by a ordinary looking pen.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2015, 04:40:28 PM »




Bruce: On the fifth, I'm fucking your ass. Say it.

Aaron: On the fifth, you're fucking my ass.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2015, 04:41:44 PM »
Is the transporter tv series any good.saw the reviews and stayed away

I really liked the 1st season and then they changed it make it more PC, got rid of all the hot chicks and since then went downhill fast imo. Still worth a watch but nothing like the 1st season imo..

guess it was all women watching and they needed to feminize it like everything else..


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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #58 on: February 25, 2015, 04:56:47 PM »


Wish I was that stick of gum in his mouth #nohomo

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« Reply #59 on: February 25, 2015, 05:11:23 PM »
All the superheroes are female... and all the males are encouraged to be this: https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/how-male-grooming-is-ruining-men-112053734788.html

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« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2015, 02:37:32 AM »
There should be no women firemen or cops
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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2015, 03:31:11 AM »
The leaked sony emails all but confirmed idris elba will be Bond after Craig
Here is my take. If a Bond girl can be black, which they have had, then there can be a black James Bond. If he is part of the agency, and from the UK, then it works out. It can't be someone like Diddy.
Plus Elba has a thing for cars and the like...which suits Bond perfectly, and has that smug look that Sean Connery was known for.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2015, 03:43:42 AM »
Not sure if I'm offended or aroused.










No.  By MacGyverette, I mean.  Not salacious mountain of ebony testosterone Tyrone Bond.

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« Reply #63 on: February 26, 2015, 03:53:18 AM »
Here is my take. If a Bond girl can be black, which they have had, then there can be a black James Bond. If he is part of the agency, and from the UK, then it works out. It can't be someone like Diddy.
Plus Elba has a thing for cars and the like...which suits Bond perfectly, and has that smug look that Sean Connery was known for.


the thing is, who's gonna buy into a black Bond.....these Bonds Fan Club are pretty Biases. will Barbara Brocolli Production willing to take this Chance?

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2015, 04:05:02 AM »

the thing is, who's gonna buy into a black Bond.....these Bonds Fan Club are pretty Biases. will Barbara Brocolli Production willing to take this Chance?
Quite true. But British Empire had colonized the West Indies, Africa and India, so it would stand to reason that some one from those areas would rise up the ranks of Her Majesty's Secret Service to be the next 007.

Yeah, the people at mi6-hq.com may have a fit over it, but I think that it may play out well.
It's better than having him cast as a Norse God (smh) ::)

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #65 on: February 26, 2015, 04:12:30 AM »
I don't see why James Bond has to be a minority while everyone else is race cast.  Who's to say M isn't a Hindu, Q a Hasidic Jew (gotta be better than Cleese, amirite?), and Felix Lighter an asian rastafarian.


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"No, Mr. Bond!  I expect you to nirvana!"

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2015, 04:21:32 AM »
I don't see why James Bond has to be a minority while everyone else is race cast.  Who's to say M isn't a Hindu, Q a Hasidic Jew (gotta be better than Cleese, amirite?), and Felix Lighter an asian rastafarian.


"You expect me tabbouleh?"
"No, Mr. Bond!  I expect you to nirvana!"
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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2015, 04:26:10 AM »
I know, with the exception of A Fish, which was all Kline, Cleese hasn't made me smile since stuff he did prior to my birth.  Which was great shit.

I really want to be a fan but his Q hurt to watch.  They should have gotten an Eskimo with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #68 on: February 26, 2015, 05:28:14 AM »
James Bond, Black? Have a word. This is madness. It's like saying: "let's have Daniel Craig play B. A. Baracus in the new A-team movie".


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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #69 on: February 26, 2015, 05:34:59 AM »
James Bond, Black? Have a word. This is madness. It's like saying: "let's have Daniel Craig play B. A. Baracus in the new A-team movie".


Well, I could see Bautista playing B. A., they would just have to write it a certain way

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #70 on: February 26, 2015, 06:27:02 AM »
someone please help..


every single action tv show or movie I watch now has tons of fighting scenes between men and women!!

that NEVER happened before.. you would NEVER see that in tv/movies.. yet now EVERY fight scene is a man and a woman and usually the woman wins..


WTF??????????

The feminist wovement is huge. Politicians, actors, musicians, writers, artists...

I'm not worried. My eyes are open. But the new generation of people will be grow in pc/liberal/feminist/pro islam world, that's what I'm worried for a bit.

I'm all for powerful women, women having leading roles and all that. But there's an obvious feminist agenda dwelling in western world poisoning the air.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #71 on: February 26, 2015, 09:01:42 AM »
hey... fuck it..


Black James Bond?? How about a White Shaft or Dolomite?

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #72 on: February 26, 2015, 10:46:39 AM »
Here is my take. If a Bond girl can be black, which they have had, then there can be a black James Bond. If he is part of the agency, and from the UK, then it works out. It can't be someone like Diddy.
Plus Elba has a thing for cars and the like...which suits Bond perfectly, and has that smug look that Sean Connery was known for.

Sure they can do what they want. Black bond. Female bond. Transgender bond.. Maybe if Speilberg bought it Bond could be a robot or an alien.

But it's quite silly this PC trend.

Much of the Bond appeal to me is the symbolism of old values like sexism and conservatism (and patriotism).

The world of Bond should be like a travel in time.

There has been a continous stream of Bond movies since the sixties and the recognized formula/look of Bond has always been pretty intact and - I would hope - that was has made the concept successful for decades.

Only recently, when Q died and M became a woman the classic feel began to dissolve.

A white shaft is a good example of how silly it all is.

I would never want a white guy playing Blade or a male Tomb Raider for example.

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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #73 on: February 26, 2015, 11:33:18 AM »
Here is my take. If a Bond girl can be black, which they have had, then there can be a black James Bond. If he is part of the agency, and from the UK, then it works out. It can't be someone like Diddy.
Plus Elba has a thing for cars and the like...which suits Bond perfectly, and has that smug look that Sean Connery was known for.

The writer had a very specific idea about who Bond was/is.  Would you be open to a white/asian/latino shaft or superfly?
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Re: Macgyver remake!!............now as a woman
« Reply #74 on: February 26, 2015, 01:57:37 PM »