I would choose to be a well known famous lawyer that put high profile serial killers away and drug lords. I would be in danger however so would need to hide out in several high security homes around the world. 
 
Nobody is after Geoffrey Robertson  

, he is not in hiding or any of those Hague judges  

(Geoff was banging that fat arsed English cook Angela Lawson for several years 

)
Only those Italian judges like Falcone  

 can get clipped by C.N.,M. or G.