I would choose to be a well known famous lawyer that put high profile serial killers away and drug lords. I would be in danger however so would need to hide out in several high security homes around the world.

Nobody is after Geoffrey Robertson

, he is not in hiding or any of those Hague judges

(Geoff was banging that fat arsed English cook Angela Lawson for several years

)
Only those Italian judges like Falcone

can get clipped by C.N.,M. or G.