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OlympiaGym

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Auxillary Police
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:10:38 PM »
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be in law enforcement. however due to injuries I sustained while I was in the service i'm not medically qualified to become a sworn police officer so I was thinking of becoming what they call in my area an auxillary cop. I think lou ferrigno did something like this so this is bodybuilding related. you don't get paid or get to carry a gun so it would be more like a hobby for me. I know a lot of you and real cops laugh at this but I think it could be interesting

anyone ever do anything like this?
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2015, 12:11:56 PM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on March 02, 2015, 12:10:38 PM
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be in law enforcement. however due to injuries I sustained while I was in the service i'm not medically qualified to become a sworn police officer so I was thinking of becoming what they call in my area an auxillary cop. I think lou ferrigno did something like this so this is bodybuilding related. you don't get paid or get to carry a gun so it would be more like a hobby for me. I know a lot of you and real cops laugh at this but I think it could be interesting

anyone ever do anything like this?
So basically a glorified Neighborhood Watch.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2015, 12:15:09 PM »
Wish someone would Zimmerman shizzo.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2015, 12:17:31 PM »
Quote from: chaos on March 02, 2015, 12:15:09 PM
Wish someone would Zimmerman shizzo.
You wouldn't catch me walking the streets in the middle of the night with skittles and ice tea.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2015, 12:18:44 PM »
You get respect from old people, some store owners, and perhaps a few small favors from real cops (when they aren't annoyed or laughing at you for being a buff). The bad thing is that you'll be put in some very bad places with little more than security guard gear. Real criminals know that you can't really do anything, so they will give you a rough(or rougher) time than even a regular citizen.

Just some thoughts from a guy that knew LOTS of them growing up.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2015, 12:20:20 PM »
Not sure where you are but here they are called Reserve Police Officers. They do get a gun and badge and everything else and have the same powers as regular paid police.  

Maybe things are different depending on location. Maybe check with your local police and see what options are available for someone with your abilities.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2015, 12:20:33 PM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on March 02, 2015, 12:10:38 PM
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be in law enforcement. however due to injuries I sustained while I was in the service i'm not medically qualified to become a sworn police officer so I was thinking of becoming what they call in my area an auxillary cop. I think lou ferrigno did something like this so this is bodybuilding related. you don't get paid or get to carry a gun so it would be more like a hobby for me. I know a lot of you and real cops laugh at this but I think it could be interesting

anyone ever do anything like this?

Lame gimmick.

Kill yourself.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2015, 12:23:49 PM »
Paul Blart, mall cop.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2015, 12:26:02 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 02, 2015, 12:20:20 PM
Not sure where you are but here they are called Reserve Police Officers. They do get a gun and badge and everything else and have the same powers as regular paid police.  

Maybe things are different depending on location. Maybe check with your local police and see what options are available for someone with your abilities.

Yeah, that's true. Here in the NE, they're more used as a community relations tool, and for light duty like traffic direction, etc....
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2015, 12:45:59 PM »
Quote from: chaos on March 02, 2015, 12:15:09 PM
Wish someone would Zimmerman shizzo.

That would be nice, I'm hoping he actually kills himself in a drunk driving accident. That would be hilarious.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2015, 01:20:55 PM »
Stupid dicklicker........
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2015, 02:22:56 PM »
In the UK they re called Special Constables and its a load of shit. Why would you wanna do "law enforcement" anyway? Be a bullying soldier of the state.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2015, 02:25:26 PM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on March 02, 2015, 12:10:38 PM
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be in law enforcement. however due to injuries I sustained while I was in the service i'm not medically qualified to become a sworn police officer so I was thinking of becoming what they call in my area an auxillary cop. I think lou ferrigno did something like this so this is bodybuilding related. you don't get paid or get to carry a gun so it would be more like a hobby for me. I know a lot of you and real cops laugh at this but I think it could be interesting

anyone ever do anything like this?
Sorry to hear about your less than fulfilling childhood.  Probably better in the long run to see a shrink to deal with your issues rather than project them on your local community by being in law enforcement.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2015, 02:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on March 02, 2015, 12:45:59 PM
That would be nice, I'm hoping he actually kills himself in a drunk driving accident. That would be hilarious.
I would die of shock if you actually lost a few pounds and kept it off  ;)
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2015, 02:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 02, 2015, 02:25:49 PM
I would die of shock if you actually lost a few pounds and kept it off  ;)

Challenge accepted.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2015, 03:00:54 PM »
I would love to join the FBI but I don't think I would be cut out for the immense workload. Detailed knowledge on language, law, etc. I'm a hands on kind of guy.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2015, 04:32:42 PM »
Quote from: TheShape. on March 02, 2015, 03:00:54 PM
I would love to join the FBI but I don't think I would be cut out for the immense workload. Detailed knowledge on language, law, etc. I'm a hands on kind of guy.

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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2015, 07:06:15 PM »
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2015, 07:41:13 PM »
So you want all the hate but none of the pay? Chicks don't bang "auxiliary" cops. Unless the have "aucilary" cocks  :-\
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2015, 07:49:14 PM »
Quote from: airosol on March 02, 2015, 07:41:13 PM
So you want all the hate but none of the pay? Chicks don't bang "auxiliary" cops. Unless the have "aucilary" cocks  :-\

He'll be an auxiliary boyfriend too.

he takes her to the movies, then she blows you
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2015, 10:22:16 PM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on March 02, 2015, 12:10:38 PM
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be in law enforcement. however due to injuries I sustained while I was in the service i'm not medically qualified to become a sworn police officer so I was thinking of becoming what they call in my area an auxillary cop. I think lou ferrigno did something like this so this is bodybuilding related. you don't get paid or get to carry a gun so it would be more like a hobby for me. I know a lot of you and real cops laugh at this but I think it could be interesting

anyone ever do anything like this?
what lou did is referred to as a reserve officer...you still must be able to obtain a peace officers license to do it..

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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2015, 12:06:53 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on March 02, 2015, 10:22:16 PM
what lou did is referred to as a reserve officer...you still must be able to obtain a peace officers license to do it..

bench

hey bench...wouldn't his...hearing loss...preclude him from being a peace officer?
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2015, 08:45:52 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on March 03, 2015, 12:06:53 AM
hey bench...wouldn't his...hearing loss...preclude him from being a peace officer?
no..look at the military...not every job is a war fighter...everyone needs a computer guy, assistant..something...t here is a job everywhere

hell, im on reserve status to keep my license and i work in warrants..

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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2015, 08:47:46 AM »
Wish Zimmerman would Shizzo all thugs.
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Re: Auxillary Police
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2015, 10:13:53 AM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on March 02, 2015, 12:10:38 PM
it would be more like a hobby for me.


Hobby? Think About Collecting Stamps.
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