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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #525 on: November 04, 2015, 02:52:15 AM »
This coming from a Legendary Jedi Elf, who takes multiple steroids just to look like a skeleton dipped in Minwax.

My belly sags and droops over my genitals? Give me a break, Tom Jones with AIDS.

I'm not in great shape, but you shouldn't over exaggerate so much. You might have people confusing me for hipolito mejia.

gayer than a man comparing his looks to another man. I stopped doing this in my early 20's and it was gay and dellusional back then as well. I'm so glad I woke up from the gayness. I was just brainwashed by gay influenced culture. Seeing you 10-20 years older men still do this makes me feel a bit sick, like having a hangover.

Ask yourselves, would james bond compare his looks to another man? Would Putin? I mean damn, people...

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #526 on: November 04, 2015, 02:52:57 AM »
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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #527 on: November 04, 2015, 05:49:47 AM »
some funny shit last page or so...

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #528 on: November 04, 2015, 05:50:38 AM »
Pellius's physique reminds me of a caramelized, grasshopper snack from a third world country.

The only thing missing, is the stick up his ass, and being nibbled on by Thai children.

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #529 on: November 04, 2015, 06:06:50 AM »
Pellius's physique reminds me of a caramelized, grasshopper snack from a third world country.

The only thing missing, is the stick up his ass, and being nibbled on by Thai children.
You're trying waaaaay to hard....

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #530 on: November 04, 2015, 07:00:27 AM »
Your flab has a firm and powerful aura as well. Though you have a very similar look and physique as Shizzo, his is the type of fat that if you poke him with a needle in the gut and squeeze, a thick, yellowish, gelatinous goo will ooze out. When standing straight up your big belly will hold high and firm. Shizzo's sags and droops down over his genitals. When he sits he has to spread his legs open so his belly will have room to settle.

That's the body you get when you just sit around and get drunk.

It still cracks me up to this day when he PMed me for steroids.

Try to work out for a straight year then think about PEDs


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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #532 on: November 04, 2015, 07:04:01 AM »
This coming from a Legendary Jedi Elf, who takes multiple steroids just to look like a skeleton dipped in Minwax.

My belly sags and droops over my genitals? Give me a break, Tom Jones with AIDS.

I'm not in great shape, but you shouldn't over exaggerate so much. You might have people confusing me for hipolito mejia.



Looking huge Richard.

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #533 on: November 04, 2015, 07:12:27 AM »
Shizzo proving pellius' point in this thread.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #534 on: November 04, 2015, 07:12:55 AM »
This coming from a Legendary Jedi Elf, who takes multiple steroids just to look like a skeleton dipped in Minwax.

My belly sags and droops over my genitals? Give me a break, Tom Jones with AIDS.

I'm not in great shape, but you shouldn't over exaggerate so much. You might have people confusing me for hipolito mejia.


That's right, keep your shirt on.

You look horrible. Nobody disputes that. Not so with me. Those with an agenda will bust on me even if I looked like Bob Paris. An objective evaluation is always positive.

LOL at "exaggerate".

BTW, props for spelling "exaggerate" right. . That's a tough one.

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #535 on: November 04, 2015, 07:16:46 AM »
Pellius's physique is like a crustacean from the pleistocene era that acquired its characteristic colour by baking in the sun at a time when the atmosphere was much thicker than it is today.


One thing I always agreed with Groink is that the harshest critics are the one's who have never posted a pic and hide behind a computer in blissful anonymity.

You have no credibility.

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« Reply #536 on: November 04, 2015, 07:18:41 AM »
throw in a little autism and you have him described well.  :D

How's your collection of cock pics?

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #537 on: November 04, 2015, 07:34:58 AM »


One thing I always agreed with Groink is that the harshest critics are the one's who have never posted a pic and hide behind a computer in blissful anonymity.

You have no credibility.

Weak.

No pic, eh?

I understand, fatso.


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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #538 on: November 04, 2015, 07:36:00 AM »
Weak.

No pic, eh?

I understand, fatso.


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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #539 on: November 04, 2015, 07:51:26 AM »
How's your collection of cock pics?

I'm still missing your cock pictures. Maybe you can send them in a PM?  :-*

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #540 on: November 04, 2015, 08:02:56 AM »
Lmao. Are those deodorant streaks on your shirt?


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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #541 on: November 04, 2015, 08:07:34 AM »
Lmao. Are those deodorant streaks on your shirt?


THAT COUCH LOOKS COMFY..

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #542 on: November 04, 2015, 08:09:41 AM »
CLASSIC GALINEKO 'FATSO' TERM..

I love the new
Show people that don't know your writing act
All
Stupid lol I will not like only 10 episodes a season at least
22 then we are really attached :)

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #543 on: November 04, 2015, 08:17:12 AM »
I love the new
Show people that don't know your writing act
All
Stupid lol I will not like only 10 episodes a season at least
22 then we are really attached :)
lol,,,I like these new write ups you do.trying to decipher them...

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #544 on: November 04, 2015, 09:38:05 AM »
Lmao. Are those deodorant streaks on your shirt?


No, its an outline of a car.

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #545 on: November 04, 2015, 10:39:55 AM »
No, its an outline of a car.

A fat and useless car.

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #546 on: November 04, 2015, 10:46:50 AM »
No, its an outline of a car.

any chance you are selling some of your worn underwear?

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #547 on: November 04, 2015, 12:55:50 PM »

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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #548 on: November 04, 2015, 01:19:15 PM »
This coming from a Legendary Jedi Elf, who takes multiple steroids just to look like a skeleton dipped in Minwax.

My belly sags and droops over my genitals? Give me a break, Tom Jones with AIDS.

I'm not in great shape, but you shouldn't over exaggerate so much. You might have people confusing me for hipolito mejia.



Mid 30's, alcoholic, ghetto one bedroom apartment, unemployed, single, fat, bald, 26k posts on a BB forum and you don't even lift. Sucks to be you.
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Re: if i could trust you assholes...
« Reply #549 on: November 04, 2015, 01:27:23 PM »
Mid 30's, alcoholic, ghetto one bedroom apartment, unemployed, single, fat, bald, 26k posts on a BB forum and you don't even lift. Sucks to be you.
I will never recover. You have a few things wrong with that list as well.  :-*