Things these bitches say

[flinstones1]

vs what women actually mean...Feel free to add to the list

Leave me alone- come here

Its nothing- this is a huge deal

I need space- I found a new guy I like

ITs just a girls night out- Im looking for the bigger better deal

Your so sweet- I think your a chump

we'll see- you'll never see me without my clothes on again

Its getting late- We're  not having sex tonight

Im  not ready for a relationship right now- Im not ready for a relationship with you, ever

I go for personality- Im a psycho manipulative bitch who, goes for betas who I can manipulate  

Im not shallow- I will judge everything about you from your looks, bank account, height, body, and choice of music   and then let me 5 girlfriends decide if i should date you or not.

I hate  my ex- I think about my ex every night.

Shes such a skunk- Im jealous of all the male  attention she gets

I like Your friends - I dont like your friends

Im so happy for you- Im not happy for you at all

Lets go wherever- you better know where I want to be taken

Are you a player- I find you interesting

I'll let you know- Your my backup plan

we need to talk- Im breaking up with you

Do you mind I leave my stuff at your place- I want the other women your banging to know that your seeing me

[wikkedonez]

You forgot..."tell me what's bothering
you dear"....what a setup

[Dave D]

I have standards. ....

[Rambone]

On a one night stand, "I never do this." = I always do this

[The Scott]

I love you. -  Isn't today pay day?!

I need you.  -  Isn't today pay day?!

I want you.  Isn't today pay day?!

[Radical Plato]

You never listen - I have had a bad day and need someone to take my frustrations out on.

[DanzigBrah]

I'm calling the cops - I'm calling the cops and im going to mace you.

[pissant]

ive never fucked on the first date like this before---Im a hoe

[calfzilla]

On dating sites:

I'm not looking for a hookup-I'm easy.

[Simple Simon]

I love your truck = If you think Im getting in that shit heap you have another thing coming.

[hardgainerj]

Amelia Bee 6 months ago
What unsettles me about these men isn't that they sleep with dolls. It's that they all have an obvious disdain for women that borderlines on downright frightening.
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[galain]

"What are you thinking?" - If anyone knows what they really want to hear when they ask this, please enlighten me.

[Simple Simon]

"Youre only 21?" = You are 30 if you are a day mate.

[kreator]

i love being single - if i don't find someone soon i'll kill myself

[Julio Ceasar]

i love being single - if i don't find someone soon i'll kill myself

hahaha

[SuperTed]

I see you more as a friend/brother - YLLS HTH

[muscularny]

"What are you thinking?" - If anyone knows what they really want to hear when they ask this, please enlighten me.

This is what they are hoping to hear when they ask "What are you thinking", any girl that tells you otherwise is just a liar.

We are not getting any younger and I decided I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I need to know the shape and size of diamond ring you want for your engagement ring and also what you feel will be the most WOW place to do the proposal, obviously on social media you will tell people it was a complete surprise. I also would like you to stop working, I feel as a man I should support you and also set you up all kinds of accounts and insurances should something happen to me, obviously if you decide to continue working I will be fully supportive as well. In addition, any of the past bills you have I would like to pay up right away so you can focus solely on working with wedding planners so we can have a killer huge wedding. I love you so much.

[_aj_]

I love your truck = If you think Im getting in that shit heap you have another thing coming.

  Bandicoot.

[Sokolsky]

vs what women actually mean...Feel free to add to the list

Leave me alone- come here

Its nothing- this is a huge deal

I need space- I found a new guy I like

ITs just a girls night out- Im looking for the bigger better deal

Your so sweet- I think your a chump

we'll see- you'll never see me without my clothes on again

Its getting late- We're  not having sex tonight

Im  not ready for a relationship right now- Im not ready for a relationship with you, ever

I go for personality- Im a psycho manipulative bitch who, goes for betas who I can manipulate  

Im not shallow- I will judge everything about you from your looks, bank account, height, body, and choice of music   and then let me 5 girlfriends decide if i should date you or not.

I hate  my ex- I think about my ex every night.

Shes such a skunk- Im jealous of all the male  attention she gets

I like Your friends - I dont like your friends

Im so happy for you- Im not happy for you at all

Lets go wherever- you better know where I want to be taken

Are you a player- I find you interesting

I'll let you know- Your my backup plan

we need to talk- Im breaking up with you

Do you mind I leave my stuff at your place- I want the other women your banging to know that your seeing me

Thanks for this elaborate list of ways in which you've been rejected in your short little 22 year old life. But do not be worried, there are still many more years left.

[liberty]

 

[Julio Ceasar]

Bitches say stuff all the time!

With time you learn to just ignore everything. The more u dosent give a shit, the more they like u! U can start to hit them to. They will stay and love u even more!

Life is easy!

[calfzilla]

Bitches say stuff all the time!

With time you learn to just ignore everything. The more u dosent give a shit, the more they like u! U can start to hit them to. They will stay and love u even more!

Life is easy!

True

[CalvinH]

I'm still only 21

[240 is Back]

I have a 150 IQ = I'm pretentious. 

[galain]

This is what they are hoping to hear when they ask "What are you thinking", any girl that tells you otherwise is just a liar.

We are not getting any younger and I decided I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I need to know the shape and size of diamond ring you want for your engagement ring and also what you feel will be the most WOW place to do the proposal, obviously on social media you will tell people it was a complete surprise. I also would like you to stop working, I feel as a man I should support you and also set you up all kinds of accounts and insurances should something happen to me, obviously if you decide to continue working I will be fully supportive as well. In addition, any of the past bills you have I would like to pay up right away so you can focus solely on working with wedding planners so we can have a killer huge wedding. I love you so much.


Well.....no wonder I always seemed to fuck myself up when answering this....