Wiggs, how's nursing school going?

[njflex]

I would love to have OMR as my nurse.

[SF1900]

wiggs thinks he's gonna be like the nurse Buck from the movie kill bill but reality couldn't be more opposite.

showering old people, cleaning their rotting wounds.. and the smell of them  . 10 hours a day and 2000 dollars, not euros- a month. I'd rather be unemployed.

Either you're trolling or you're stupid.

1) Registered nurses do not sponge and shower old people. Nursing assistants or licensed practical nurses do that stuff. That's how it is in the US.

2) My friend became a registered nurse and started pay at 78K a year in a major hospital in NYC. That is way more than 2000 a month. And if you become the head nurse you can easily make over 100K a year.

3) If you become a Nurse Practicioner, shit, you can make up to 150K a year in major cities.

Go back to being emo, little boy. You do not know what you're talking about. 

[SF1900]

Yeah, so you think Wiggs is going to go to the Harvard school of nursing?

You don't need to go to Harvard School of Nursing. When you work for a hospital, every nurse makes the same amount. They don't start off a Harvard nursing graduate at 100K and start off another nurse who didn't go to Harvard at 40K a year lol. This is not like working for a business or law firm, where you get to drastically negotiate your salary. If you work for a hospital in NY state, everyone with the same title has the same starting pay and benefits. They don't secretly pay one person more because they went to Harvard. If one person went to Harvard Nursing School and another went to the worst nursing school in the world, and both work for NY state, guess what? Both make the same exact pay. My friend worked for a private hospital in NYC  and make the same amount of pay as every other nurse, no matter what school they went to.

[ritch]

Pretty sure nurses in the US make way more than in Canada. A hell of a lot more.

And no they don't wash people, lol.... I was dating a chick who did just that as a job (funny how so many of the POF girls did that for work...) and it pays like $16hr here.

[RagingBull]

Wish you the best and good luck Wiggs!

[Tapeworm]

Why don't they just have a tunnel that's like a car wash and they put 'em in one end and they come out the other all clean?  Play Benny Goodman music in there.  They'll love it. 
Less dehumanizing than having it done by hand, too.

[The Ugly]

Why don't they just have a tunnel that's like a car wash and they put 'em in one end and they come out the other all clean?  Play Benny Goodman music in there.  They'll love it. 
Less dehumanizing than having it done by hand, too.

Damn good idea.

[Tapeworm]

Damn good idea.

Thanks.  We're particularly proud of our newest feature: The Crevice Buster, which our technicians can retrofit to your Grinning Gran Washline.  Yes, with a dependability unmatched by surly sponge wielding minorities, crusty crevices will be a thing of the past.

[devilsmile]

Either you're trolling or you're stupid.

1) Registered nurses do not sponge and shower old people. Nursing assistants or licensed practical nurses do that stuff. That's how it is in the US.

2) My friend became a registered nurse and started pay at 78K a year in a major hospital in NYC. That is way more than 2000 a month. And if you become the head nurse you can easily make over 100K a year.

3) If you become a Nurse Practicioner, shit, you can make up to 150K a year in major cities.

Go back to being emo, little boy. You do not know what you're talking about.  

like I said if he really is going for registerred nurse he'll be making over 60k.

good for him. we need more hebrew MALE nurses (no homo). I would trust black nurses all day, where I think white nurses are annoying, unless they are attractive female's.

oh and, you're gay

[OneMoreRep]

Just as a reference for those who might not be aware of this, in California most RN's fresh out of school start in the 80-90K range (See image below).

After finishing his nursing school studies, Wiggs can very easily make well over 100K during his first year with just a few extra shifts here and there at a rate of time and a half.

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[Henda]

Fat wiggs probably forgot the idea a day later and got stoned and played on his xbox instead, the saying he wanted to be a nurse was his excuse to quit security.
Lazier than a male toad

[devilsmile]

Just as a reference for those who might not be aware of this, in California most RN's fresh out of school start in the 80-90K range (See image below).

After finishing his nursing school studies, Wiggs can very easily make well over 100K during his first year with just a few extra shifts here and there at a rate of time and a half.

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jesus christ. a "nurse", lol. Oh well, in my country nurses are well under paid, but I never knew they where this under paid. Murichoo  !

[Powerlift66]

I would love to have OMR as my nurse.

You forgot to say "no homo"... Or maybe you didnt forget?   

[SF1900]

Just as a reference for those who might not be aware of this, in California most RN's fresh out of school start in the 80-90K range (See image below).

After finishing his nursing school studies, Wiggs can very easily make well over 100K during his first year with just a few extra shifts here and there at a rate of time and a half.

"1"

Nurses make crazy good money. Devil Smile (little emo boy) needs to leave his basement more.

With overtime, nurses can easily clear over 100K. My mom tried to push me into becoming a nurse. Male nurses are in HIGH demand. If youre a male registered nurse, you can easily pick where you want to work.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Nurses make crazy good money. Devil Smile (little emo boy) needs to leave his basement more.

With overtime, nurses can easily clear over 100K. My mom tried to push me into becoming a nurse. Male nurses are in HIGH demand. If youre a male registered nurse, you can easily pick where you want to work.

The smart nurses learn how to steal the high pain meds and sell them on the street.  Can bank $250K tax free cash a year.

[SF1900]

like I said if he really is going for registerred nurse he'll be making over 60k.

good for him. we need more hebrew MALE nurses (no homo). I would trust black nurses all day, where I think white nurses are annoying, unless they are attractive female's.

oh and, you're gay

Nice back-peddling :/

[FitnessFrenzy]

wiggs thinks he's gonna be like the nurse Buck from the movie kill bill but reality couldn't be more opposite.

showering old people, cleaning their rotting wounds.. and the smell of them  . 10 hours a day and 2000 dollars, not euros- a month. I'd rather be unemployed.

you'll probably end up unemployed anyway, slacker.

[SF1900]

The smart nurses learn how to steal the high pain meds and sell them on the street.  Can bank $250K tax free cash a year.

Wiggs would definitely not do that!

I think Wiggs is actually a really honest guy.

[OneMoreRep]

jesus christ. a "nurse", lol. Oh well, in my country nurses are well under paid, but I never knew they where this under paid. Murichoo  !

Oh yes, it's a serious career.

Here in the USA, a Registered Nurse has to attend 4 years of college and attain a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing. They are required to take science prerequisite classes that are very similar to pre-med students. It's a professional degree with a lot of opportunity.

I am even more impressed with the Nurse Practitioners. They do the same 4 years of undergrad and then are required to do an added 3 years of graduate school training with their own form of mini-residency. These individuals are professionals with over 7 years of academic training, so when I hear people say Nurse Practitioners make upwards of $130,000-$150,000, I think it's well justified.

Personally, I think the Physician's Assistant route is just as good and doesn't take as long. Either way, you can't go wrong with any careers in the world of healthcare.

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[Wiggs]

I think some people have this idea that nursing is like it was in the 50s and 60s.  It is not.  There are Techs and nursing assistants that do the shitty stuff (pun intented).  It doesn't mean you'll never have to do it, it means that's not a primary responsibility like it used to be. In addition.  No matter what school you go to, right out of school, you'll make the same pay unless a person is a Nurse practitioner.  Nurses don't like it.  The ones that have their bacherlor's can sometimes get pissed at the ones that went to community college for 2 years vs. 4 years.  Understandable but whatever.  I work with these people daily.  I see their cars, hear about their vacations etc.  They make cash and not 60k devilsmile you insolent little imp.

[Coach is Back!]

In so cal, an RN can pull in 100k a year easy!

Fact!

At three 12hr shifts a week.

[FitnessFrenzy]

The smart nurses learn how to steal the high pain meds and sell them on the street.  Can bank $250K tax free cash a year.

what you!? only flotsam would do this.

[Wiggs]

Wow, crazy good money  

If you are over 25 years old and don't clear 150k+ a year, you are laughable.

LOL!

US Census Bureau Document S1901, entitled INCOME IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS (IN 2010 INFLATION-ADJUSTED DOLLARS), shows 11.8% of households having an income of $100,000-149,999.  That's HOUSEHOLD not, individual.  Median HOUSEHOLD income is 46k. You're an idiot.

I see you deleted your comment.  Haha.

[SF1900]

LOL!

US Census Bureau Document S1901, entitled INCOME IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS (IN 2010 INFLATION-ADJUSTED DOLLARS), shows 11.8% of households having an income of $100,000-149,999.  That's HOUSEHOLD not, individual.  Median HOUSEHOLD income is 46k. You're an idiot.

I see you deleted your comment.  Haha.

Yes, he is a troll. Hell, there are some dentists and family medicine doctors who dont make over 150K a year. Ignore the troll.

[devilsmile]

you'll probably end up unemployed anyway, slacker.

too true, work sucks 

Oh yes, it's a serious career.

Here in the USA, a Registered Nurse has to attend 4 years of college and attain a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing. They are required to take science prerequisite classes that are very similar to pre-med students. It's a professional degree with a lot of opportunity.

I am even more impressed with the Nurse Practitioners. They do the same 4 years of undergrad and then are required to do an added 3 years of graduate school training with their own form of mini-residency. These individuals are professionals with over 7 years of academic training, so when I hear people say Nurse Practitioners make upwards of $130,000-$150,000, I think it's well justified.

Personally, I think the Physician's Assistant route is just as good and doesn't take as long. Either way, you can't go wrong with any careers in the world of healthcare.

"1"

very nice

That's a ton of work. I don't know whether or not should wiggs drink ayahuasca tea now or after he graduate's.