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i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:54:04 PM »
i managed to get my ass to the gym today, its been about a week since last time. im not in the zone anymore, i dont wear headphones and im not amped up, im quite shocked at how much time ive must have spent observering the others at the gym because i seem to remember a lot, here's what i saw happening:

man doing standing calves didnt go all the way up or down, what a waste i thought (still i bet he has bigger calves than me)
chubby girl did standing calves too, not sure why, she should check her diet, kinda cute but thigh-ass ratio was bad, ass needs to be bigger than thighs.
a personal trainer had his client hit the pads, not sure why, surely one can punch in the air by oneself for the same effect? then he had him do crunches.
a girl wearing camoflage tights did squats with one of those crossfit bags you can wear around your neck.
a guy was doing small jumping knees to a heavy bag, clearly a street fighter so i tried to stay away from him.
a quite big guy was doing chest presses with dumbbells, stayed clear of him to and i went and did a few sets with the incline machine instead.
two people were talking half the time i was there one of them had curly hair and reminded me of a clown.
i went and had a sip of water.
in the lockerroom one guy was naked. i quickly throw my stuff into the locker and when i turned around he was still naked and bent over. i quickly rushed past him.
when i was leaving the gym i saw a very puny guy and for a second there i smiled thinking im not the smallest guy in here. then i realized he was 15 years old.

that's about it.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2015, 12:57:05 PM »
Twink.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2015, 12:58:42 PM »
Man, most gyms are drop in centres for degenerates, deviants and dilussionites

Edit: and powerlifters... :-p

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2015, 12:59:06 PM »
i'd like to hear your everyday gym observations maybe if we keep this going in time this thread can be hundreds of pages. ill report back next weekend. i only train once a week.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2015, 01:04:33 PM »
i'd like to hear your everyday gym observations maybe if we keep this going in time this thread can be hundreds of pages
Old guy in our gym we call 'the emperors new clothes' cos everytime you go to the gym, no matter what time it seems hes going into or coming out of the shower, naked
One guy, 51, has had a quadruple bypass and a few heart attacks and uses test and deca, looks like hes never even seen a gym and is on the verge of death most days, has serious nostril hair
I could go on

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2015, 01:06:53 PM »
i managed to get my ass to the gym today, its been about a week since last time. im not in the zone anymore, i dont wear headphones and im not amped up, im quite shocked at how much time ive must have spent observering the others at the gym because i seem to remember a lot, here's what i saw happening:

man doing standing calves didnt go all the way up or down, what a waste i thought (still i bet he has bigger calves than me)
chubby girl did standing calves too, not sure why, she should check her diet, kinda cute but thigh-ass ratio was bad, ass needs to be bigger than thighs.
a personal trainer had his client hit the pads, not sure why, surely one can punch in the air by oneself for the same effect? then he had him do crunches.
a girl wearing camoflage tights did squats with one of those crossfit bags you can wear around your neck.
a guy was doing small jumping knees to a heavy bag, clearly a street fighter so i tried to stay away from him.
a quite big guy was doing chest presses with dumbbells, stayed clear of him to and i went and did a few sets with the incline machine instead.
two people were talking half the time i was there one of them had curly hair and reminded me of a clown.
i went and had a sip of water.
in the lockerroom one guy was naked. i quickly throw my stuff into the locker and when i turned around he was still naked and bent over. i quickly rushed past him.
when i was leaving the gym i saw a very puny guy and for a second there i smiled thinking im not the smallest guy in here. then i realized he was 15 years old.

that's about it.


This kind of post , is why I still read/post on getbig. 100% serious.

Very nice visual of the naked dude bending over as you left.
Question: When you rushed past him, did you see his nutsac from behind? Just askin' :D

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2015, 01:07:17 PM »
the theme of naked old people in the locker room is probably material enough for a thread of its own, im not sure what to think about that, maybe a lot of men are closet nudists and feel the gym locker is the only place where they can be themselves.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2015, 01:08:26 PM »
Question: When you rushed past him, did you see his nutsac from behind? Just askin' :D

I would have grabbed his low hanging ball sack and shoved it up his ass, then kicked him into the lockers.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2015, 01:14:24 PM »
This kind of post , is why I still read/post on getbig. 100% serious.

Very nice visual of the naked dude bending over as you left.
Question: When you rushed past him, did you see his nutsac from behind? Just askin' :D

thanks! i seem to recall i got a quick glimpse of it, you know youre not supposed to look but its hard not to.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2015, 01:16:02 PM »
thanks! i seem to recall i got a quick glimpse of it, you know youre not supposed to look but its hard not to.


Like looking for the body as you drive by a bad car accident.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2015, 01:20:34 PM »
i suspect there's just a lot of people that go to the gym for very different reasons, just as they go to the bathhouse with no real interest in swimming...

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2015, 01:26:38 PM »
i'd like to hear your everyday gym observations maybe if we keep this going in time this thread can be hundreds of pages. ill report back next weekend. i only train once a week.

Great idea for a thread topic. 100% serious.

Yesterday at a typical chain gym on Saturday afternoon:

I forgot my water, but was able to fill a used plastic bottle I had in the trunk.
I've started using my phone and I-Heart radio and love listening t a modern techno station with ear bugs now.
I hit back, bi's and abs, plus 30 min cardio on incline treadmill ( hill program)

1. 300 lb house wife is black spandex, doing 3" reps on leg press with 2 plates. Later she was on the bike hunched over , red faced.

2. Fit, sexy brunette , age 35-40,regular here and always wears tight yoga pants. All ass, love to watch her between sets. Had to act stealthy hen she was doing bent over rows, a few feet in front of me on the Hammer Seated shrugs.

3. So some trainer using one of those goofy bosu balls in the corner. Chunky guy around my age, instructed on useless movements for the wt loss and strength/muscle gains he really needed.

4. Noticed a couple high school twinks benching with some light wt and generous spot LOL. Oh well ,gotta start somewhere.

5. Saw a BIG, athletic looking dude doing REAL full barball squats with 3-4 plates in the power rack. Had a modified faux hawk and trimmed beard. I over heard talking about playing O-line for Kennesaw State(?) when they start playing football next season.
Amazing how a real , legit athlete, training for strength/conditioning looks in an avg gym now.

The shower room/locker room was pretty empty, so no naked dude sightings of merit to report. FYI, used Pert shampoo on my hair, arm pits and butt crack...felt good.  :D

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2015, 01:28:01 PM »
i suspect there's just a lot of people that go to the gym for very different reasons, just as they go to the bathhouse with no real interest in swimming...


LOL, did you say "bathhouse" ?

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2015, 01:29:39 PM »
LOL, did you say "bathhouse" ?

For some folks using "bathhouse" is part of their everyday vocabulary.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2015, 01:29:43 PM »
Meanwhile, the observer is making zero progress..

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2015, 01:31:14 PM »
Meanwhile, the observer is making zero progress..

Sure, if you don't count stroking your cock in your loose fitting gym shorts progress.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2015, 01:32:59 PM »
Old guy in our gym we call 'the emperors new clothes' cos everytime you go to the gym, no matter what time it seems hes going into or coming out of the shower, naked
One guy, 51, has had a quadruple bypass and a few heart attacks and uses test and deca, looks like hes never even seen a gym and is on the verge of death most days, has serious nostril hair
I could go on
We have one of those too

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2015, 01:33:56 PM »
i managed to get my ass to the gym today, its been about a week since last time. im not in the zone anymore, i dont wear headphones and im not amped up, im quite shocked at how much time ive must have spent observering the others at the gym because i seem to remember a lot, here's what i saw happening:

man doing standing calves didnt go all the way up or down, what a waste i thought (still i bet he has bigger calves than me)
chubby girl did standing calves too, not sure why, she should check her diet, kinda cute but thigh-ass ratio was bad, ass needs to be bigger than thighs.
a personal trainer had his client hit the pads, not sure why, surely one can punch in the air by oneself for the same effect? then he had him do crunches.
a girl wearing camoflage tights did squats with one of those crossfit bags you can wear around your neck.
a guy was doing small jumping knees to a heavy bag, clearly a street fighter so i tried to stay away from him.
a quite big guy was doing chest presses with dumbbells, stayed clear of him to and i went and did a few sets with the incline machine instead.
two people were talking half the time i was there one of them had curly hair and reminded me of a clown.
i went and had a sip of water.
in the lockerroom one guy was naked. i quickly throw my stuff into the locker and when i turned around he was still naked and bent over. i quickly rushed past him.
when i was leaving the gym i saw a very puny guy and for a second there i smiled thinking im not the smallest guy in here. then i realized he was 15 years old.

that's about it.




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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2015, 01:34:40 PM »
We have one of those too
There was a vid fromthe gym cctv of him falling over a bar a fella left down for deadlifts but the chairman made us take it down

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2015, 01:35:07 PM »
i managed to get my ass to the gym today, its been about a week since last time. im not in the zone anymore, i dont wear headphones and im not amped up, im quite shocked at how much time ive must have spent observering the others at the gym because i seem to remember a lot, here's what i saw happening:

man doing standing calves didnt go all the way up or down, what a waste i thought (still i bet he has bigger calves than me)
chubby girl did standing calves too, not sure why, she should check her diet, kinda cute but thigh-ass ratio was bad, ass needs to be bigger than thighs.
a personal trainer had his client hit the pads, not sure why, surely one can punch in the air by oneself for the same effect? then he had him do crunches.
a girl wearing camoflage tights did squats with one of those crossfit bags you can wear around your neck.
a guy was doing small jumping knees to a heavy bag, clearly a street fighter so i tried to stay away from him.
a quite big guy was doing chest presses with dumbbells, stayed clear of him to and i went and did a few sets with the incline machine instead.
two people were talking half the time i was there one of them had curly hair and reminded me of a clown.
i went and had a sip of water.which gym is this sir???
in the lockerroom one guy was naked. i quickly throw my stuff into the locker and when i turned around he was still naked and bent over. i quickly rushed past him.
when i was leaving the gym i saw a very puny guy and for a second there i smiled thinking im not the smallest guy in here. then i realized he was 15 years old.

that's about it.

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2015, 01:35:40 PM »
I'm thinking you might have missed the dude with the GNC shirt sitting on the bench inside the squat rack on his cell phone with three different shaker cups, all neon-colored drinks.... he was about to look like Mr. O in a matter of moments...


You mighta missed that one...

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2015, 01:36:29 PM »
In my gym in the morning there is a shaggy from scooby doo lookalike who doesn't look like he lifts, a Hebrew contractor in his 50s who is strong but doesn't look like he lifts, a Spanish guy in 40s in good shape. A few personal training clients inc Simon cowells brother who does the minimum twice a week

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2015, 03:49:52 PM »
Sure, if you don't count stroking your cock in your loose fitting gym shorts progress.

Ha! :D

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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2015, 03:50:46 PM »
I like seeing chunky girls with bug butts wearing yoga pants in the gym. 100% serious.
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Re: i went to the gym today and here are my observations
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2015, 03:56:49 PM »
Here's a beta that goes to the gym and is worried about everybody else. Jesus Christ...MYOB...maybe then you'd look like a man.




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