Author Topic: Groink - Real Story or Accident? (Read 77948 times)

Every once in a while I'll be sitting at the kitchen island on my ipad and I'll start laughing out loud for no apparent reason. The wife says, "If you're on that god damn getbig website, and that's the stupidest name ever, I hope those idiots are paying you. Do some work you lazy bum."

I was chatting with some girl and she asked me what I was doing and I said on was on "getbig" and she said "Is that a porno site" and I said, "uh, why would you think that" and she said "ya know getBIG, as in your penis growing" and I was like, "Well, its not a porn site, but its not entirely implausible for me to getBIG after viewing some of the pages"

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #160 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:42:52 PM »

Was it Jon Jones who caused the accident? Drug deal gone wrong maybe? Jon Jones high as a kite ramming Groink's car?

ritch · « **Reply #161 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:42:58 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on April 26, 2015, 08:39:41 PM

Every once in a while I'll be sitting at the kitchen island on my ipad and I'll start laughing out loud for no apparent reason. The wife says, "If you're on that god damn getbig website, and that's the stupidest name ever, I hope those idiots are paying you. Do some work you lazy bum."

Funny shit!

But seriously, hope Groink is ok.

hazbin · « **Reply #162 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Imako on April 26, 2015, 08:41:56 PM

It isn't hazbin.

Well i havent been feeling myself lately

Army of One · « **Reply #163 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:43:17 PM »

Think about it, if Alex, Josh or Junior thought this was remotely true, they would have jumped in on the first page with one of their 358135866 gimmicks to pay respect.None of them turned up.

SF1900 · « **Reply #164 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:43:29 PM »

Quote from: njflex on April 26, 2015, 08:41:24 PM

now I am watching full episodes on youtube lol

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #165 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:44:45 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on April 26, 2015, 08:35:16 PM

njflex · « **Reply #166 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:45:37 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on April 26, 2015, 08:43:02 PM

Well i havent been feeling myself lately

well i hope your feeling better if its you ,,if its not then i guess the jack ruby /lee harvey oswald plot thickens..

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #167 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:46:08 PM »

njflex · « **Reply #168 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:46:58 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on April 26, 2015, 08:46:08 PM

i'm dying here...this place is the best..

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #169 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:47:11 PM »

Quote from: njflex on April 26, 2015, 08:45:37 PM

well i hope your feeling better if its you ,,if its not then i guess the jack ruby /lee harvey oswald plot thickens..

It's one of the two obese Canadians.

SF1900 · « **Reply #170 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:47:52 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on April 26, 2015, 08:46:08 PM

Classic episode. That guy was not telling the truth!

Army of One · « **Reply #171 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:49:28 PM »

Groink in better times, hopping over the border for some top ups

Dave D · « **Reply #172 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:49:52 PM »

Has anyone put a call into Scottsdale area Hospitals? It would appear that there's only 5 likely facilities that would be adequate for his condition.

Nonetheless I'm still praying for him.

hazbin · « **Reply #173 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Imako on April 26, 2015, 08:47:11 PM

It's one of the two obese Canadians.

Well i am canadian and a little heavy.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #174 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:50:34 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on April 26, 2015, 08:47:52 PM

Classic episode. That guy was not telling the truth!