If this is false, I wonder why Groink picked a car accident, just like Shizzo.
If I was going to fake my own death (or soon to be death), Id pick something more inventive.
Like, I was rushing into a house that was on fire to save a family. Or, I was walking down the street late at night and I tried to stop a robbery. Or I was bench pressing 685 for 7 reps and the bar fell on my throat.