Author Topic: Groink - Real Story or Accident? (Read 78083 times)

Wiggs · « **Reply #275 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:01:17 AM »

Quote from: WalterWhite on April 27, 2015, 08:00:19 AM

Or that the infection in his mouth went to his brain.

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SF1900 · « **Reply #276 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:03:25 AM »

Quote from: Be There on April 27, 2015, 07:54:45 AM

Thats not how sarcasm works.

But this is getbig. Standard rules never apply here. Remember, everyone here has a few million in the bank and bench presses 500 pounds.

Knooger · « **Reply #277 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:04:08 AM »

Can we just ban Shizzo and forget all about this whole incident?

Rambone · « **Reply #278 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:06:16 AM »

Goodnight sweet prince

King Shizzo · « **Reply #279 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:06:23 AM »

Groink was acting very strange in the last few months as well. Becoming online friends with Josh and Junior, posting pics of his daughter etc....

Maybe he is in on it as well.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #280 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:08:28 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on April 27, 2015, 08:04:08 AM

Can we just ban Shizzo and forget all about this whole incident?

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Not in this case. I am embarrassed of what I did.

Chacka · « **Reply #281 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:08:45 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on April 27, 2015, 08:04:08 AM

Can we just ban Shizzo and forget all about this whole incident?

great idea, however first shit-so must post a close up of his chocolate starfish, this will let the healing begin.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #282 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:12:07 AM »

Peace in our time

bigmc · « **Reply #283 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:12:24 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on April 27, 2015, 08:04:08 AM

Can we just ban Shizzo and forget all about this whole incident?

its not that simple now

there was a post on the mma board last week that needed moderating

what if there is another one and shizzo isn't there to scrutinise it

could bring the whole site down

polychronopolous · « **Reply #284 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:14:11 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on April 27, 2015, 07:38:04 AM

If this is false, I wonder why Groink picked a car accident, just like Shizzo.

If I was going to fake my own death (or soon to be death), Id pick something more inventive.

Like, I was rushing into a house that was on fire to save a family. Or, I was walking down the street late at night and I tried to stop a robbery. Or I was bench pressing 685 for 7 reps and the bar fell on my throat.

At least Groink's accident was bodybuilder related.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #285 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:15:31 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on April 27, 2015, 08:12:24 AM

its not that simple now

there was a post on the mma board last week that needed moderating

what if there is another one and shizzo isn't there to scrutinise it

could bring the whole site down

I am going to ask Ron to send me some extra help down there, the place is getting too much traffic for one person to handle.

Maybe I should add a bunch of worthless sticky threads while I am at it.

SF1900 · « **Reply #286 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:16:38 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on April 27, 2015, 08:14:11 AM

At least Groink's accident was bodybuilder related.

Surprised Groink just didn't bench press the car that hit him!

JasonH · « **Reply #287 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:17:48 AM »

One of the funniest threads on Getbig in ages.

da_vinci · « **Reply #288 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:20:07 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on April 27, 2015, 08:16:38 AM

Surprised Groink just didn't bench press the car that hit him!

He would still outmuscle everyone here after 3 months in a coma, dude is an alien.

bigmc · « **Reply #289 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:21:28 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on April 27, 2015, 08:15:31 AM

I am going to ask Ron to send me some extra help down there, the place is getting too much traffic for one person to handle.

Maybe I should add a bunch of worthless sticky threads while I am at it.

I got two posts last month

I was over whelmed

people don't understand the pressure

King Shizzo · « **Reply #290 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:23:30 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on April 27, 2015, 08:21:28 AM

I got two posts last month

I was over whelmed

people don't understand the pressure

Can't complain, at least I am getting paid. And now I have a real voice, having access to the mod-only forum.

SF1900 · « **Reply #291 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:25:03 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on April 27, 2015, 08:20:07 AM

He would still outmuscle everyone here after 3 months in a coma, dude is an alien.

Groink is a God among men. Groink is Zeus and everyone else is "Shizzo."

bigmc · « **Reply #292 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:26:30 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on April 27, 2015, 08:23:30 AM

Can't complain, at least I am getting paid. And now I have a real voice, having access to the mod-only forum.

yes thank god for the mod only forum

I couldn't be without it

King Shizzo · « **Reply #293 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:27:51 AM »

I am holding my tongue for the most part on this issue. I am not going to make light of the situation if it turns out that he is really fighting for his life.

TestDummy · « **Reply #294 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:33:00 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 26, 2015, 06:35:01 PM

Scottsdale, Arizona was where he said he lived now I think

Drunk driver's are horrible out here in AZ. Prayers for Groink and his family.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #295 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:48:22 AM »

I heard Groink while in a coma decided to perform his own surgery. The man is a God.

wes · « **Reply #296 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:57:01 AM »

I hope Greg pulls out of it...............sad news!

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #297 on:** April 27, 2015, 09:12:15 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on April 27, 2015, 05:00:35 AM

It's a perfect play, sending the story to Vince, you have to admit. Vince probably broke the speed of sound to get to his 1990's desktop tower with the 14" monitor to be the first to post on GB. Imagine his horror when he was scooped because Windows 95 takes 15 minutes ("no, I don't want to defrag!") to boot up.

LMAO

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #298 on:** April 27, 2015, 09:13:25 AM »

2 days and 12 pages later and no one knows shit yet. This is a hoax. How many Greg Wolski's are there not just in Scottsdale but in AZ that fit his description? I'd be willing to say none. If he's in jail all you have to is check the "who's in jail" site. My guess this was set up by one or two losers that have nothing better to do.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #299 on:** April 27, 2015, 09:16:40 AM »

Just checked the Arizona Department of Corrections. Nothing found.