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Howard

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What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« on: May 05, 2015, 08:45:08 AM »
Suggestions? ;D
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 08:45:33 AM »
Sex change then post nudes. Thanks.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2015, 08:47:46 AM »
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2015, 08:52:18 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 08:45:33 AM
Sex change then post nudes. Thanks.

Hmmm, sorry, looks like Bruce Jenner got the jump on this one  ::)
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2015, 08:53:23 AM »
Quote from: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:52:18 AM
Hmmm, sorry, looks like Bruce Jenner got the jump on this one  ::)

That's why I added to post nudes, as far as I know he hasn't made with the nude pics yet. Hope this helps.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2015, 08:54:04 AM »
Quote from: wes on May 05, 2015, 08:47:46 AM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.

Trying to stay on a contest diet again, might cause me to kill myself.
I'd like to, so we'll take it one day at a time.  Thanks.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2015, 08:54:33 AM »
Quote from: wes on May 05, 2015, 08:47:46 AM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2015, 08:55:46 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 08:53:23 AM
That's why I added to post nudes, as far as I know he hasn't made with the nude pics yet. Hope this helps.

How about some close up bent over, bung hole/ ball sac , gym shower selfies "as is"?
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2015, 08:58:17 AM »
Quote from: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:55:46 AM
How about some close up bent over, bung hole/ ball sac , gym shower selfies "as is"?

Whatever, I'll take what I can get. You gonna post them in this thread or send to PM?
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2015, 08:58:43 AM »
Stop posting  ::)
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2015, 08:59:27 AM »
your 8 mirrages is impressive as it is, but what would really impress me if you became single for few years and focused on yoga and lifting
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2015, 09:01:13 AM »
Pour liquid cyanide into your japs eye
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2015, 09:06:49 AM »
Quote from: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:45:08 AM
Suggestions? ;D

thank you for your inquiry. I will ponder this issue the rest of the evening. Will get back to you if I come up with an appropriate suggestion.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2015, 09:37:58 AM »
I was giving odds on getting my 8th divorce followed by my 9th wife/marriage as the clear front runner? ???
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2015, 09:39:05 AM »
Quote from: Howard on May 05, 2015, 09:37:58 AM
I was giving odds on getting my 8th divorce followed by my 9th wife/marriage as the clear front runner? ???

How come so many marriages? Do you just pop the question as soon as you like someone?
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2015, 09:41:36 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on May 05, 2015, 09:39:05 AM
How come so many marriages? Do you just pop the question as soon as you like someone?

He is a closet Muslim.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2015, 09:45:05 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on May 05, 2015, 09:39:05 AM
How come so many marriages? Do you just pop the question as soon as you like someone?

I'm really 56 and married now to my 4th wife for the past 3 yrs (not 8th LOL).

Cliff notes - 1st 2 wives wanted kids a yr or 2 AFTER we got married. I didn't change, they did.
No compromise on that , so we divorced.

Last one was bored of me and/or being married  and wanted to have an "open marriage".
I knew what that was about so I divorced her. That one lasted 8 yrs.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2015, 12:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Howard on May 05, 2015, 09:45:05 AM
I'm really 56 and married now to my 4th wife for the past 3 yrs (not 8th LOL).

Cliff notes - 1st 2 wives wanted kids a yr or 2 AFTER we got married. I didn't change, they did.
No compromise on that , so we divorced.

Last one was bored of me and/or being married  and wanted to have an "open marriage".
I knew what that was about so I divorced her. That one lasted 8 yrs.

being 56 I can understand that you don't want to be alone. That being said, you haven't experienced heart and soul love. I dunno. My dad died over 10 years ago, lung cancer. My parents were together for 30 years, and my mom hasn't had any man after him and she doesn't even want one. No she's not a hoe, she's been by herself and she's happy the way it is. She told me the thought of another man is unnatural, and I agreed.

In fact, I find it odd that middle age plus people are searching for love, or "just someone" to die with, I find it kind of sick in a way. But I get it, people get lonely.

Is it impossible to be single for you?
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2015, 12:55:57 PM »
Stop posting for 1 month.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2015, 01:00:53 PM »
Solve one side of a Rubik's Cube
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2015, 01:11:44 PM »
Quote from: wes on May 05, 2015, 08:47:46 AM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.
Yeah buddy. Do it for me cause I ain't
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2015, 01:12:05 PM »
Hold onto a wife
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2015, 01:12:43 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on May 05, 2015, 01:00:53 PM
Solve one side of a Rubik's Cube

In less than a week.
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2015, 01:16:17 PM »
self immolation doing a double bicep pose 
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Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2015, 01:25:15 PM »
maybe setting a high score in some video game
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