Why is it that gangster thugs are all about cheap shots? Why can't they just chest up man to man?
Discuss.
I'm gonna play devils advocate here...
1) Other bouncers will become involved "and sh*t" the thug doesn't intend to hang around for this to happen. Particularly if he suspects that his "crew" are not "down".
2) The thug doesn't wish to become the latest "mother f"ckin" big name on closed circuit television. "You know what I'm sayin"
3) The thug isn't out to showboat he just wants to "straight up" knock you "the f**k" out (this makes him all the more difficult to deal with)...."Word"
4) The thug probably has a tight schedule, perhaps he has some dope to deal or a few "Hos" to pimp out later on in the evening, whatever it is you can be sure it's all "money" "baby". So it's understandable that he doesn't wish to spend too much time duking it out with a bouncer. "You know what I'm sayin"
5) If you get a good look at the thug you can put the word out and prevent him entering other pubs and clubs, perhaps the "mother fuckin" cops will even pick him up based on the discription.
6) Alot of bouncers go to work wearing various kinds of body armour but this is only "money" in a "fair" fight it doesn't "do sh*t" against the cheap shot. This is one more reason why the cheap shot is "money" and the thug knows it.
7) His "bitches" may start wailing hysterically and then proceed to "give him shit" for the rest of the evening for a drawn out fight (even though they may have been secretly turned on), the shorter the fight the quicker the "bitches" will forget it.
You were facing in the opposite direction!
Thug lingo courteousy of "The Thug Workout: Fitness From The Streets"..."Word Up!"
9) Last time he had a fight with a bouncer one on one the "mother f*cker" hit him with pepper spray.