Author Topic: I got sucker punched this weekend...... (Read 10934 times)

GET_BIGGER · « **on:** February 27, 2006, 07:53:13 AM »

I was bouncing this weekend, these four nugga thugs are inside and knock the tray out of one of our waitresses hands claiming it was an accident. So, we ask them to leave because they were really dissrespectful to her, of course they don't. So they start yapping at the front door, finally we just bulldoze the four of them out, me and my other doorman. They swung at my partner and missed. This other dude flanks to my side as I am focuing on the other three and my partner and "smack", take one into the mouth. My partner takes out his stroam (like pepper spray), and it busts, so hes trying to fix it and I have three of them coming towards me as I am spitting out blood. I take my stroam and we just empty out 2 cans on all of them. Moose comes from inside, and another, and he just starts pounding one of them, then the straom starts reacting and they are crying like babies and stumble to their cars and leave. So my bottom inner lip is split open pretty bad. Stitches are for pussies. I'll post a pic soon.

This isn't the first time I've been hit by thugs and they have one thing in common, they hit like biotches.

Why is it that gangster thugs are all about cheap shots? Why can't they just chest up man to man?

Discuss.

slippediskmountian · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2006, 07:59:47 AM »

maybe they were chuteboxe team members

one of my traiing partners was bouncing on saturday when this douchebag walks in .... he walking around the club wearing a black wife beater and fucking black leather gloves .... he walks right up to my boy (who is a dangerous looking mofo) and takes a fighting stance and starts talking shit ... at first my friend ignored him but the guy wouldnt leave, so my buddy hit him in the liver and the dude stumbled over to the bar for 5 minutes while he regained his composure

then he came back and took the same fighting stance

drkaje · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2006, 08:03:29 AM »

Get some cooter, it's all natural and will make you feel better.

GET_BIGGER · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2006, 08:06:20 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on February 27, 2006, 08:03:29 AM

Get some cooter, it's all natural and will make you feel better.

Cooter?

SS · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2006, 08:13:34 AM »

wow! sounds scary!

The BEAST · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2006, 10:31:31 AM »

I don't think cheap shots are exclusive to gangster thugs...I think it happens when someone feels helpless and will do anything to save face (or their friends). I suppose especially in your work you come across it much more with the thugs that want to act tough.

I ended up getting in a fight because I was friends with a girls ex boyfriend. We were in the parking lotleaving a club and she jumps me...I was quite a bit stronger then her and had her on the ground when her friend comes up and kicks me in the face. Needless to say that put me out for a minute.

Thank god he didn't do more then bust up your lip, it could've been quite a bit worse. Sorry it happened, although it must have made the night more exciting. I'm sure eating since then has been a real pleasure...

Bast175 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2006, 01:53:00 PM »

bouncing isn't exactly a safe job.

GET_BIGGER · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2006, 02:24:05 PM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 27, 2006, 10:31:31 AM

I don't think cheap shots are exclusive to gangster thugs...I think it happens when someone feels helpless and will do anything to save face (or their friends). I suppose especially in your work you come across it much more with the thugs that want to act tough.
I ended up getting in a fight because I was friends with a girls ex boyfriend. We were in the parking lotleaving a club and she jumps me...I was quite a bit stronger then her and had her on the ground when her friend comes up and kicks me in the face. Needless to say that put me out for a minute.
Thank god he didn't do more then bust up your lip, it could've been quite a bit worse. Sorry it happened, although it must have made the night more exciting. I'm sure eating since then has been a real pleasure...

Well I'm glad she didn't mess up that pretty little face of yours

Me on the other hand can't get any uglier

I do see your point, but I have been bouncing for 2 years and have never taking a cheap shot from anyone other than a thug. Anybody else has been fair, lets throw down type deal. Not walking up like no big deal just wanna talk "smack" type situation.

It could have been worse? Possibly, but were always used to being out numbered. 4 nuggas to 2 of us at first is a fair fight compared to what were usually dealing with. I am glad however to have all my teeth

Cause then I couldnt do this

Bast........never said it wasn't. Just asked why people who put so much work into talking like a badarse, dressing like a badarse and walking like a badarse have to fight like cowards. It's that simple.

The BEAST · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2006, 03:15:44 PM »

I meant it could've been much worse for you physically being 4 on 1. It sucks that you messed up your inner lip but the right shot could've taken you out and broken your face. And from what I have seen of you; your face is fine, you're just a little hairy.

clever_username · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2006, 03:31:46 PM »

Bouncing was my means of "tuition assistance" in college. A good thing to keep in mind is that when you escort patron(s) out, don't take yourself beyond the doorway. It always keeps your back covered. I always found though, that the easiest way to get an undesireable out was to pretend like I couldn't hear their backtalk over the music of the club, and ask them if we could continue the conversation outside where it was quieter. They'd walk themselves right out the door....

leycus 101 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2006, 03:57:34 PM »

u fight one bean u fight the whole can

also who fights far?

?

GET_BIGGER · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2006, 07:10:47 AM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 27, 2006, 03:15:44 PM

I meant it could've been much worse for you physically being 4 on 1. It sucks that you messed up your inner lip but the right shot could've taken you out and broken your face. And from what I have seen of you; your face is fine, you're just a little hairy.

Umm.....I'm not hairy

It is helping my dieting though because I am a lot less motivated to eat.

G.R.H. · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2006, 03:51:37 PM »

last time i got punched i was kit in the eye and it gave me a shiner. i don't think i was ever sucker punched. did you at least get in a few good "licks"?! when i got hit, i was in a go-go bar minding my own business, and some fat asshole came up to me and popped my in the eye, saying i was looking at him the wrong way, and i wasn't looking at him at all. 2 other guys were standig behind me buddy who was bigger, and they were making sure he didn't get involved. i was puny at the time, and drunk too. i aimed, hit the guy as hard as i coud in the stomach, and he douled over. the other 2 guys too off and the guy just said i wasn't worth the fight and he stumbled away. i guess i won this fight!

ya gotta stand up and defend yourself!

Acerimmer1 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2006, 04:17:09 PM »

Bouncing? Are you sure thats the right word? In the UK bouncers do doorwork they don't do any bouncing... Well maybe sometimes after you throw them down the stairs... But apart from that our bouncers don't bounce.

Acerimmer1 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2006, 04:22:50 PM »

Quote from: GET_BIGGER on February 27, 2006, 07:53:13 AM

Why is it that gangster thugs are all about cheap shots? Why can't they just chest up man to man?
Discuss.

I'm gonna play devils advocate here...
1) Other bouncers will become involved "and sh*t" the thug doesn't intend to hang around for this to happen. Particularly if he suspects that his "crew" are not "down".
2) The thug doesn't wish to become the latest "mother f"ckin" big name on closed circuit television. "You know what I'm sayin"
3) The thug isn't out to showboat he just wants to "straight up" knock you "the f**k" out (this makes him all the more difficult to deal with)...."Word"
4) The thug probably has a tight schedule, perhaps he has some dope to deal or a few "Hos" to pimp out later on in the evening, whatever it is you can be sure it's all "money" "baby". So it's understandable that he doesn't wish to spend too much time duking it out with a bouncer. "You know what I'm sayin"
5) If you get a good look at the thug you can put the word out and prevent him entering other pubs and clubs, perhaps the "mother fuckin" cops will even pick him up based on the discription.
6) Alot of bouncers go to work wearing various kinds of body armour but this is only "money" in a "fair" fight it doesn't "do sh*t" against the cheap shot. This is one more reason why the cheap shot is "money" and the thug knows it.
7) His "bitches" may start wailing hysterically and then proceed to "give him shit" for the rest of the evening for a drawn out fight (even though they may have been secretly turned on), the shorter the fight the quicker the "bitches" will forget it.

You were facing in the opposite direction!
Thug lingo courteousy of "The Thug Workout: Fitness From The Streets"..."Word Up!"
9) Last time he had a fight with a bouncer one on one the "mother f*cker" hit him with pepper spray.

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2006, 03:02:49 PM »

why wouldnt he cheap shot you if your buddy was getting out pepper spray.

get a real job

Diesel1 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:26:28 AM »

Quote from: slippediskmountian on February 27, 2006, 07:59:47 AM

maybe they were chuteboxe team members

one of my traiing partners was bouncing on saturday when this douchebag walks in .... he walking around the club wearing a black wife beater and fucking black leather gloves .... he walks right up to my boy (who is a dangerous looking mofo) and takes a fighting stance and starts talking shit ... at first my friend ignored him but the guy wouldnt leave, so my buddy hit him in the liver and the dude stumbled over to the bar for 5 minutes while he regained his composure

then he came back and took the same fighting stance

That's fucking hilarious

GET_BIGGER · « **Reply #17 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:32:23 AM »

Quote from: Cavalier22 on March 07, 2006, 03:02:49 PM

why wouldnt he cheap shot you if your buddy was getting out pepper spray.

get a real job

Umm....I am a real estate developer. WTF do you do?

Diesel1 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:33:19 AM »

I once got sucker punched by my best mate when we were at school. I don't know which was worse, the punch itself or turning around to retaliate and seeing my mate there. It turned out that he discovered that I had fucked a girl he'd been trying his luck with and he wasn't to pleased about it

sarcasm · « **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2006, 08:18:49 AM »

fighting in clubs is for the skinny, gay twats who can't get any pussy so they start shit with the muscular dudes who do get pussy.

stayhungry · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:03:40 PM »

PICS?

Acerimmer1 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2006, 06:49:02 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 08, 2006, 08:18:49 AM

fighting in clubs is for the skinny, gay twats who can't get any pussy so they start shit with the muscular dudes who do get pussy.

"Gay" twats who start fights because they can't get pussy? I'm a little confused here...

Now I see why you call yourself sarcasm.

canyoufeeltheforce · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2006, 07:16:58 PM »

I never worked the doors but I was a bouncer/steward for years . I worked in big nite clubs for years and my real job was to prevent riots and stop as many brawls as possible . In my experience the majority of guys on the doors on nite clubs are big fat lazy shitbags .

Most fights occur on the dancefloor / at the bar / next the DJ box and in the toilets . At the end of the night when all the punters have left we would trade stories . And guess what the doorman would say . Yeah next to bloody nothing because they did next to bloody nothing . If you're on the door and two tough guy trouble makers try to start a fight it is much easier to control as the doormen will out number them . Think of what happens when they two tough guy trouble makers get into the club and start a fight on a dancefloor . Now I might be right next to this so I have now got to jump in and sort out a fight between maybe 3-6 guys myself not knowing who started it and how many of their pals are waiting in the wings . Of course you should radio for help but when it happens right next to you the adrenaline kicks in and before you know it you are in the thick of it . At the back of your mind you know that the DJ or a barmaid or a glass collector will call for help . It can be scary but what a BUZZ !!!

In most nite clubs you will get 1 or 2 good fighters on the door . Generally big and mean looking guys with the ability to talk to the punters . The other doormen will just be there for show . Upstairs in the club it was different in the clubs I worked . Upstairs in the actual nite club there would have a higher percentage of tough shits not frightened to take a punch . Unless of course the club had hired an Agency where they put all the young tall boy bouncers upstairs because the older more experienced guys didn't want the agro . These poor boy bouncers would last as long as it took for them to get punched for the first time . That's why Clubs that hire in-house bouncers/stewards are always better to work in .

I have never been sucker punched but I did get caught off guard when I tried to break up a fight between 5-6 girls in the middle of the dance floor . The minute I separated the two wild cats ( one was heavily pregnant ) I got hit on the head with bottles from all angles . I turned round to see this fat bitch holding her bottle read to strike me again so I punched her right in the middle of her chest and knocked her on her fat arse . The rest of the girls froze at this point . I then grabbed the pregnant girl by the wrist just as the cavalry arrived . At was at this point that I saw that she was pregnant so I asked her what she was doing in our nite club in such a fragile condition and she said , " That's what that ugly bitch just said to me before I slapped her so you better watch your mouth or my boyfriend will shoot you . " I wonder if her boyfriend would have thanked me for saving her from getting a kicking before he shot me . I couldn't think of anything to say that she would have understood so I simply laughed .
That's why nite clubs are so dangerous . They are full of crazies like her .

onlyme · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2006, 08:59:28 PM »

I actually like to get punched first. It gets me really pissed off allot more. I have been blind-sided a couple times too. All it did was piss me off. I do remember when a guy actually hit me three times before I laid him out. This guy had sucker punched one of my firends so I had to go see what was up. My friends asked me why I let him hit me times and I said I was in shock he hit me. I looked at him and literally hit him once he went down I got on top of him and choked him out before he coud get up. I was training with Rorian back then and it was the first and only time I got to use Jiu-jitsu on somebody. Anyway I heard from some people he went in the restroom and he shit his pants. I think just about anyone who sucker punches someone is a pussy and a coward plus if he doesn't knock the guy out he is a weak pussy who can't hit either. I have never ever started a fight and never thrown the first punch. It takes allot for me to fight and getting hit usually does it.

Buzz363 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2006, 12:19:39 PM »

I worked in clubs back in the 80's. Used to use the Jedi mind control and a sense of humour in addition to being big. Don't think I'd want to do it now with every wanna be packing a gun with him.

I remember one night when the WWF was in town and the wrestlers were staying in a hotel nearby and dropped in for a beer after the show. King Kong Bundy was there- Huge guy. But who really impressed me was Ted Dibase. He didn't lok that big on tv but in person his width was incredible. Good bunch of guys.

Author Topic: I got sucker punched this weekend...... (Read 10934 times)

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