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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2015, 09:06:40 AM »
So did Ali.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2015, 10:58:43 AM »

You're not smart enough to use Quickbooks but what the fuck is the problem with it.   The majority of small businesses use Quickbooks.  Its what I used at an former job so its pretty easy for me to use
What's the matter with quickbooks? We use quickbooks pro for small business and it works just fine? Even our merchant account is through there.
Both of getbig's village idiots use quickbooks??!! wahahhahahahhahh Man, this shit is too good, you can't make this shit up. hahahaha
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2015, 11:49:13 AM »
Do NOT bargain hunt with your CPA or when hiring a staff accountant. They are worth the money

This. I haven't done my own personal or business taxes in many, many years.

Anyone living under the complex US tax code who makes a real living, owns a profitable business, has any substantial investments, is a registered Republican, etc who is not a CPA themselves should hire a local CPA who is reputable and who has been in business in their area for many years.

Even though I never cheat, I never deal directly with those IRS scumbags myself. If they think there's a problem, I know several good tax attorneys they can talk to.
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2015, 11:51:38 AM »
Both of getbig's village idiots use quickbooks??!! wahahhahahahhahh Man, this shit is too good, you can't make this shit up. hahahaha

Meh, it works just fine and has for years. If all you can do is name call and not defend why I would guess that makes you a bigger idiot than us. But this is get big.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2015, 12:07:49 PM »

If its in cash, its very hard to approve.  Simply don't deposit more than 10k at a time although you could set yourself for asset seizures


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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2015, 01:23:00 PM »
Meh, it works just fine and has for years. If all you can do is name call and not defend why I would guess that makes you a bigger idiot than us. But this is get big.
1.) Why should I HAVE to spell out common business knowledge for free when I don't even like you?  ???
2.) Hire a CPA, or hell even just ask a freshman in business school. Us business Majors learn this our first semester. :-*
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2015, 01:48:27 PM »
1.) Why should I HAVE to spell out common business knowledge for free when I don't even like you?  ???
2.) Hire a CPA, or hell even just ask a freshman in business school. Us business Majors learn this our first semester. :-*

We have an in house accountant. All you idiots that talk shit can't seem to back it up. I don't understand this. Again, if you can't answer then why say it? It's like when Hurricane beef (purposely in small caps) talked shit on the squat thread but when I made irrefutable points as to why not everyone can't squat, he just started shit. If you two clowns can't back it up then just shut the fuck up. Can't make it any clearer than that boy.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »
1.) Why should I HAVE to spell out common business knowledge for free when I don't even like you?  ???
2.) Hire a CPA, or hell even just ask a freshman in business school. Us business Majors learn this our first semester. :-*


Us business majors??  So you've not even graduated and you're trying to tell me and Coach how to do our finances???  You're one very stupid kid.
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« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2015, 01:59:53 PM »

Us business majors??  So you've not even graduated and you're trying to tell me and Coach how to do our finances???  You're one very stupid kid.

Wait..he's still in school?? Seriously?

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2015, 02:03:16 PM »
Wait..he's still in school?? Seriously?


I honestly don't know who he is and I really don't care.
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #60 on: May 28, 2015, 02:22:40 PM »
We have an in house accountant. All you idiots that talk shit can't seem to back it up. I don't understand this. Again, if you can't answer then why say it? It's like when Hurricane beef (purposely in small caps) talked shit on the squat thread but when I made irrefutable points as to why not everyone can't squat, he just started shit. If you two clowns can't back it up then just shut the fuck up. Can't make it any clearer than that boy.

An " in house accountant" who the fuck are you bullshitting? An accountant who reviewed your lease and you are in the mess you are in? An in house accountant,  that is a bold face lie, what next " in house legal council"?

You are a shameless self promoter, who  lacks any common sense,  integrity or education. A real ( not just Internet ) asshole.

What a Jackass.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #61 on: May 28, 2015, 02:26:07 PM »
An " in house accountant" who the fuck are you bullshitting? An accountant who reviewed your lease and you are in the mess you are in? An in house accountant,  that is a bold face lie, what next " in house legal council"?

You are a shameless self promoter, who  lacks any common sense,  integrity or education. A real ( not just Internet ) asshole.

What a Jackass.

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Keep hiding girlfriend.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #62 on: May 28, 2015, 02:26:20 PM »
We have an in house accountant. All you idiots that talk shit can't seem to back it up. I don't understand this. Again, if you can't answer then why say it? It's like when Hurricane beef (purposely in small caps) talked shit on the squat thread but when I made irrefutable points as to why not everyone can't squat, he just started shit. If you two clowns can't back it up then just shut the fuck up. Can't make it any clearer than that boy.

When you cut and pasted points - fucken poser.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #63 on: May 28, 2015, 02:28:58 PM »
When you cut and pasted points - fucken poser.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #64 on: May 28, 2015, 04:14:06 PM »

Us business majors??  So you've not even graduated and you're trying to tell me and Coach how to do our finances???  You're one very stupid kid.
Lol I am actually working on my PhD right now.
Unlike your stupid ass, I don't get an associate degree in nutrition and post it all over the place trying to impress people on the fuckng internet.  ::)
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #65 on: May 28, 2015, 04:16:10 PM »
Lol I am actually working on my PhD right now.
Unlike your stupid ass, I don't get an associate degree in nutrition and post it all over the place trying to impress people on the fuckng internet.  ::)


Keep working on your PhD and mind your own business if you don't have anything constructive to add
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2015, 10:45:19 PM »
Lol I am actually working on my PhD right now.
Unlike your stupid ass, I don't get an associate degree in nutrition and post it all over the place trying to impress people on the fuckng internet.  ::)

So you working on a PhD must mean you're an expert in everything. Am I understanding this correctly?

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2015, 02:34:40 PM »
So you working on a PhD must mean you're an expert in everything. Am I understanding this correctly?
Not at all. But in this field, I know then a perverted midget that allegedly mostest a guy in the showers and a turd with a csn degree.  :D
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« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2015, 02:53:49 PM »
Not at all. But in this field, I know then a perverted midget that allegedly mostest a guy in the showers and a turd with a csn degree.  :D

Then you should know the irs doesn't give a shit if you use the most sophisticated accounting software in the world or a fucking abacus as long as it's accurate. Take your pompous ass back the teacher.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2015, 02:56:46 PM »
So you working on a PhD must mean you're an expert in everything. Am I understanding this correctly?


Agreed....when he gets in the world of business, he'll see how far that degree goes
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #70 on: May 29, 2015, 03:08:43 PM »
Both of getbig's village idiots use quickbooks??!! wahahhahahahhahh Man, this shit is too good, you can't make this shit up. hahahaha

you're obviously not spending time out in the actual business world. 

9 out of 10 of the small businesses that I do compilations, reviews, and tax returns for use QuickBooks.  The whole reason for the accountant's copy function is so that the bookkeeper can keep the books, send it to the CPA tax accountant, the accountant makes his tax adjusting entries, prepares the return, and sends the client back his changes.

QuickBooks can handle pretty much any small to mid size business no problem.

but someone said it above.  garbage in garbage out.  when you are importing you credit cards and bank statements you still have to chart them correctly to the proper accounts.  That's why I meet with clients when they get QuickBooks, show them how to do the bookkeeping, and let them keep their own books.  the worst thing someone can do is get zero assistance with setting up a chart of accounts and the basic bookkeeping tasks, and then hand off a complete abortion of a set of books to their tax preparer.  That's when my fees go through the roof.  because I have to go back and unwind a bunch of shit and spend hours getting their books straight.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #71 on: May 29, 2015, 03:11:13 PM »
My ex-bookkeeper and ex-accountant were a hopeless pair of bimbos.  I got fined because the accountant forgot to mail in my return.  Filled it out, got me to sign it, and then just never mailed it, apparently.  The bookkeeper's office looked like a tornado hit it.  She was always late, no matter how promptly I brought her my shit, and she once managed to misplace an entire quarter's receipts.  Took her 6 months to find them.

I took a 1/2 hour meeting with a different accountant just to learn what their rates were and what they wanted from me.  Naturally, I confirmed that the meeting wouldn't cost anything, and then I later received an invoice in the mail for $600 from them saying I'd been there for 3 hours and signed a letter of engagement.  Uh...  ???  I hadn't.  In the end I let them extort $200 out of me under threat of sending their made up charges to collections, which I'm not very proud of.  They didn't have a leg to stand on so I should have reported them to the... accountant's registry, or something... for shady practices, but I was busy and figured it wasn't a battle worth fighting so I just knuckled under.  :-\  Wish I could do that one over again.  Like Bogart said of Peter Lorre "I don't mind a parasite but I object to a cut-rate one."

So ya, not really a fan of accountants here.

I've NEVER mailed a return for a client unless they were elderly and physically couldn't do it themselves.  I don't get that at all.  I send them the return with all the envelopes they need so that they just have to review it, sign it, and bring it to the post office themselves.  the fact that they mail out their clients returns for them was the first sign that they're idiots.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #72 on: May 29, 2015, 03:19:42 PM »
What's the IRS got to do with a personal trainer getting his dick sucked with money he doesn't report. A smart PT would hide those funds and tell commie IRS to go fuck itself up the ass. That's what George Washington would do.

Give this a try. See how it works and report back to us.

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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #73 on: May 29, 2015, 04:31:45 PM »
Then you should know the irs doesn't give a shit if you use the most sophisticated accounting software in the world or a fucking abacus as long as it's accurate. Take your pompous ass back the teacher.
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Re: Do personal trainers pay taxes on their clientele earnings?
« Reply #74 on: May 29, 2015, 07:36:25 PM »


Go read what bears wrote. Oh wait, you're studying for a PhD. You couldn't possibly be wrong.