The Navy Mike front yard saga?

[Howard]

Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.

But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.

The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.

I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.

[240 is Back]

Navel Mike was just trolling.  He stopped in a rough area of town on the way back to his condo, and took pics for getbig.

It's like when phil heath brags about benching 4 plates - on the hammer strength machine - with perfect form 

[ritch]

Lol!
Best,thread from Howard in a long time!

[El Diablo Blanco]

He's an Ex Navy guy who spends all his money on working out.  Did you expect him to live in a mansion?

[King Shizzo]

He's an Ex Navy guy who spends all his money on working out.  Did you expect him to live in a mansion?

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

[Rambone]

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

Hahaha that was pretty good

[Sokolsky]

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

oh snap 

[latiuss]

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

Fuccckkkkkk that is gud

[a_pupil]

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

lol

[Thong Maniac]

Does navy mike have kids? Strange life

[Howard]

Of course, Navy Mike's  pays more attention  trimming of his wife's bush then his yard shrubs
I can't fault him for that...

[a_pupil]

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

shizzo once again showing he is a frontrunner for the getbig MVP position.

[DroppingPlates]

Schmoetastic thread reported

[Howard]

Does navy mike have kids? Strange life

If he does you can bet they don't play in the front yard.

[Howard]

Lol!
Best,thread from Howard in a long time!

It was this topic or a history of my 8 failed marriages... proper yard care seemed more interesting.

[a_pupil]

If he does you can bet they don't play in the front yard.

Seeing his noggin, I feel sorry for the woman who had to give birth to them  

[RagingBull]

Your best work!  Well written!

Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.

But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.

The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.

I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.

[Howard]

Your best work!  Well written!

I had a brain fart. I'll be back to rambling snore fests soon.

[Competitor 9]

Haha this is a good one. The yard is all good to go now. Bought a mower and weed eater. Mow it once a week now. The terrible rain we have been having makes it rough.

But I'm flying out to the Jr usa tomorrow so it will be a mess when I get back.

Oh had a job interview back in Cali so I might not have to worry about yards hopfully

[Howard]

Haha this is a good one. The yard is all good to go now. Bought a mower and weed eater. Mow it once a week now. The terrible rain we have been having makes it rough.

But I'm flying out to the Jr usa tomorrow so it will be a mess when I get back.

Oh had a job interview back in Cali so I might not have to worry about yards hopfully

wife going for her pro card in bikini?

[Competitor 9]

wife going for her pro card in bikini?

Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

[latiuss]

Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Fu k the front lawm hes too busy drilling his wife and who can blame mikey...sweet ass on her bro good luck on her getting her pro card.

[Competitor 9]

Fu k the front lawm hes too busy drilling his wife and who can blame mikey...sweet ass on her bro good luck on her getting her pro card.

Thanks you sir! The thing we really are looking forward to is going out and eat and drink. We have been married 8 months 6 of which see has been dieting so we never go out or drink. It's been rough but we did it

[latiuss]

Thanks you sir! The thing we really are looking forward to is going out and eat and drink. We have been married 8 months 6 of which see has been dieting so we never go out or drink. It's been rough but we did it

Bet you were eating out eachothers asses though 

[Competitor 9]

Bet you were eating out eachothers asses though 

Haha no comment